Su Nan turned around and looked at his buddy, Gintoki Sakata, and couldn't help but cover his face.

Brother... have you misunderstood something?

Do I look like the kind of person who likes someone!?

Do I look like the kind of person who is fickle!?

I have always been this image in your eyes!?

What about the family who agreed to love each other!?

Su Nan was complaining vigorously in his heart. He was about to say something, but raised his head and found that Dong Xiang Kirishima was still standing there, holding a small notebook in his hand, without any smile at the corner of his mouth, and even... there was a hint of coldness in his eyes.

Su Nan: “…”

Ghoul sister.

What are you still standing here for?

Didn’t I order four cups of coffee just now?

You should go and inform them to serve coffee!

Brother, I’m not worried about Misaka Mikoto cutting me at all now, but I’m worried that all the ghouls in your shop will cut me together!

By the way.

Since you've all appeared.

Where is Ken Kaneki?

Where is that white-haired boy?

Didn't he be with you?

Didn’t it be a good official?

[System: Two orioles sing in the green willows, you don’t have a girlfriend yet; a group of egrets are in the blue sky, you don’t have...]

【Sunan: Get out.】

Kirishima Dongxiang looked at Sakata Gintoki with his eyes squinted, then looked at Su Nan again, and snorted coldly in his nostrils, as if it was because of Sakata Gintoki's words just now, and he was slightly unhappy: "What coffee do you want?"

Arrogant, absolutely stingy.

Isn’t this the personality of Kirishima Dongka always?

It's understandable, it's understandable.

Su Nan calmly explained to himself.

Sakata Gintoki: "…"

Bai Nuohang: "..."

Bai Luoqing, who was sitting opposite Jiangsu, laughed softly, and she spoke slowly: "Four cups of Noya coffee."

Kirishima Dongka nodded, wrote a few words on the notebook in her hand, and then spoke to the headphones on her body: "Four cups of Noya coffee."

After saying this, she left.

Su Nan: “…”

Noya Coffee?

What brand of coffee is this?

I haven't heard of it.

Why can't I order cat shit coffee quietly? Could it be that there is cat shit coffee in this world?

If you have the opportunity, you can also taste what cat shit coffee is!

Forget it, this is not a problem.

After Kirishima Dongka left, Sakata Gintoki whistled with a wicked smile, giving Su Nan and Bai Nuohang a look of "you know" each.

Bai Luoqing shook her head when she saw it: "You men... don't understand the girl's heart at all."

Forehead.

Su Nan frowned.

Don't understand the girl's heart?

hehe.

Just say something else, you actually say, buddy, I don’t understand the girl’s heart?

Do you think my old driver title is called in vain?

Brother, if I don’t understand the heart of a girl, who knows? Do you understand? Or the fool around you?

Su Nan retorted: "Let me tell you a story to prove that I actually understand the girl's heart very much."

Bai Nuohang was stunned for a moment.

Bai Luoqing was also stunned for a moment.

Sakata Gintoki uh, he always felt like his close friend was going to trick others.

Bai Luoqing tilted her head and smiled: "Oh? Then I'll listen carefully to see if our views are consistent."

OK.

It is guaranteed to surprise you!

I guarantee that after listening to my ideas, you will never want to listen to other people’s ideas again!

Su Nan smiled slightly and said, "There is a couple. The man is very cowardly. He asked his girlfriend to try anything before doing it. His girlfriend was very dissatisfied with it."

"Once, when they went out to sea, the hurricane destroyed the boat. Fortunately, my girlfriend grabbed a wooden board and saved their lives. My girlfriend asked her boyfriend: 'Are you afraid?' My boyfriend took out a fruit knife from his arms and said: 'I'm afraid, but if a shark comes, I'll use this to deal with it."

"My girlfriend just shook her head and smiled bitterly."

"Soon after, a freighter discovered them. Just as they were ecstatic, a group of sharks appeared. My girlfriend shouted, 'Let's swim hard together, it will be fine!' My boyfriend suddenly pushed his girlfriend into the sea, and swam towards the freighter alone on the wooden board, shouting, 'I'll try it first this time!'"

"Scumbag!" Bai Luoqing only heard the beginning and showed resentment on her face.

Bai Nuohang: "..."

Sakata Gintoki: "…"

Su Nan looked at them leisurely and continued to speak: "My girlfriend was stunned. She looked at her boyfriend's back and tears couldn't help but flow. At this moment, she was completely desperate."

"The shark is approaching step by step, but the shark seems to be uninterested in his girlfriend and swam straight to her boyfriend. Her boyfriend was bitten fiercely by the shark. He shouted at his girlfriend at the top of his lungs, and his voice echoed in the sea, and blood penetrated everywhere."

"His girlfriend was rescued."

Bai Luoqing: "I deserve it! This kind of man deserves it!"

Bai Nuohang: "...Wife, don't worry, listen to Su Nan and finish the story."

Sakata Gintoki was silent for a moment and didn't say anything.

There was a smile on the corner of Su Nan's mouth.

Deserve it?

This kind of man deserves it?

Hahaha, you are still too young.

Playing tricks, can you compare to my three-dimensional culture?

Su Nan looked at the ceiling with his eyes slanted, sighed, and looked "feeling": "Bai Luoqing, you guessed it wrong."

"The people on the deck were watching silence, and the captain sat down next to the girl and said, 'Miss, your boyfriend is the bravest person I have ever met'."

"'No, he's a coward,' the girl said coldly."

"The captain was a little angry: 'How can you say that? We have been looking at you with a telescope just now. We clearly saw that he cut his wrist with a knife after pushing you away. The shark is sensitive to the smell of blood. If he doesn't do this to buy time, you will probably never appear on this ship...'"

Bai Luoqing: "..."

Bai Nuohang:...

This... Damn, the plot is reversing too quickly!

Sakata Gintoki was slightly silent.

Su Nan smiled leisurely and continued to speak: "My girlfriend heard the truth like a bolt from the blue. She was heartbroken and sad. She just wanted to jump into the sea and die with her boyfriend. At the critical moment, the captain grabbed her and told her that if I were you, I would definitely live well, make money to fill the sea and avenge your boyfriend!"

"My girlfriend asked with tears in her eyes: 'How can I make so much money?'"

"The captain said: 'Go and learn how to cook. If you work hard, you can earn more than 20,000 yuan a month!"

"My girlfriend asked again: 'Where do it?"

"The captain said: 'Go to S City to find Xiaoping Restaurant to find the young boss Liu Maoxing and Yukihei Chuangmao, phone number 1502XXX37XX."

Bai Luoqing: "..."

Your uncle!
To be continued...