【Chapter 342】If you swap bodies with your partner(1/2)
"Master's wife, are you pregnant?"
Haki Kakashi's words turned the mood that the audience was looking forward to, and it turned into a slanderous curse... Ah, it was a laugh.
“Huh~~~~~~~”
"Tsk~~~~~~"
"Teacher Kakashi, if you tease your master's wife, be careful that your master will beat you!"
Many viewers began to cheer below.
Kakashi Haki spread his hands and asked again: "I heard that you came to participate in this show today, Master's wife, and you brought gifts in detail, right?"
Gift?
The audience's eyes lit up.
I had some vague expectations. If this gift was written by Mr. Kushina and Mr. Hakubuki Mizuno... Cough cough, we are not so unconventional people!
We just want to see the photos of Mr. Bo Feng Mizuno!
Many female audiences stretched their necks to see what gifts Kushina brought.
Uzumaki Kushina smiled slightly and spoke in a playful way: "Yes, please open the drawer under the table."
The four-wheel drive fighter three people did as they did.
Each person has a beautifully packaged box on his hands.
"This is a small gift for my movie. "My Savage Girlfriend is a Robot" will be released on December 12. I hold a box and put a lot of them in it..."
Before Kushina Uzumaki finished speaking, Hatano Kakashi's ability to commit suicide was activated again.
"Master, is this your movie?"
"Isn't this a movie played by Mackey?"
Uzumaki Kushina: "…"
Huo Feng Mizuno: "…"
Four-wheel drive fighter: "…"
The audience on the stage was hilarious.
A movie played by Macchi?
Teacher Kakashi, your ability to commit suicide seems to be getting stronger and stronger! Your master and your wife are sitting in front of you, and you are so embarrassed to mention other female stars.
Teacher, you are so slutty.
Uchiha Obito sat in the audience, and his eyes lit up when he heard this.
This advertising method...
I will give you 82 points, and the rest will be given to you in the form of 666!
A short joke not only explained the release date of "My Savage Girlfriend Is a Robot", but also revealed the lineup of the two actors.
Who thought of the advertising method?
genius!
I really like it!
...
Backstage.
When Naruto Uzumaki heard the words of Kakashi Haki, he couldn't help but sweat: Teacher Kakashi, you... take care of yourself, someone was so arrogant in front of my mother, but now his grave grass is more than two meters high.
Uchiha Sasuke turned his head with a smile on his face and said softly: "Idiot."
Sakata Gintoki touched his chin, smacked his lips, and said nothing.
...
On stage.
Next second.
Another black and rich aura suddenly burst out. The audience even had an illusion that Kushina's hair seemed to be floating in the air, and her eyes were filled with strange light.
Amen.
Teacher Kakashi, take care of yourself.
This is the collective thought of the audience.
But everyone was smiling and wanted to continue watching.
"Hmm? Ka, Ka, Xi, Xiao, ghost. What did you say just now? Master's wife didn't seem to hear it clearly?"
At this time, Hashiki Kakashi was still holding the box and studying the design on it. When he subconsciously prepared to say something, the four-wheel drive fighter beside him coughed seriously.
Kakashi then looked up.
What came into my eyes was the teacher's wife full of black aura.
"Well……"
"Master's wife, I'm sorry, I was wrong."
"I never dared to do it again."
"You are not aware of the villain's mistakes."
"I……"
Scared in seconds!
It's really just a moment of coward!
Kakashi, who was teasing his master's wife a second ago, was frightened by the other party's eyes! Only then did he remember that his master's wife had a nickname called Blood Red Pepper!
Getting angry, killing people!
Uzumaki Kushina nodded with satisfaction, and in less than a second, she turned back to the gentle 'master'. She patted Haki Kakashi's shoulder with satisfaction: "Well, the child is teachable."
Hahagi Kakashi: "…"
The four-wheel drive fighter smiled softly, then took over the topic and looked at Kushina Uzumaki: "Welcome, welcome to our program as a guest. What did the director tell you in advance? Have you told you what kind of program this is?"
Kushina Uzumaki: "I didn't say anything, I just told me that I hope I can become the goddess of the first episode of this show, so I came."
Four-wheel drive fighter: "I'll introduce you to it, this is a serious debate program."
Uzumaki Kushina: "…"
Four-wheel drive fighter: "The topic we are discussing is related to national economy and people's livelihood, and it is related to everyone! Please come here because, except for Teacher Kakashi and Teacher Matsushima, who serve as the two captains, will express their opinions, you can choose any side that you support or oppose."
“And then articulate your point of view.”
"But, none of these matters."
Uzumaki Kushina listened very seriously.
Because these are the rules of the program. After all, the entire program is mainly in the form of a debate competition. Debate is divided into two-sided lineups and explaining each other's arguments.
The audience also listened seriously.
However, the next second, the four-wheel drive fighter spoke in a low voice: "The reason why these are not important is that the rules of our entire debate scene are..."
"casual."
Uzumaki Kushina was stunned.
Huo Feng Mizuno was stunned.
Haki Kakashi was also stunned.
The audience was also stunned.
Then there was another burst of hilariousness!
casual?
Hello, hey! Is it okay for your program team to take some responsibility?
What does it mean to be casual!
Stand up for me, I promise that I will never beat you to death!
Mikoto Misaka looked at the audience laughing loudly, and she couldn't help but quench the corners of her mouth. The opening of this hosting, which is often thrown in such a novel form from time to time, is definitely what Su Nan wrote!
After the audience burst into laughter, the four-wheel drive fighter spoke again: "To improve our high-quality program..."
Uzumaki Kushina: "…that, what does Gaobige mean?"
Huo Feng Mizuno: "…"
Puff hahahahahahaha.
The audience burst into laughter again.
To be continued...