Chapter 10 - The Family(1/2)
The figure that quickly left only a soft and charming words and laughter. Widow Jiao did not look at Li Xiaobai from beginning to end. She was completely different from the previous Tofu Xishi. It has to be said that this "Pojun" played a beautiful girl in a tofu shop on weekdays without any flaws.
How could the contemporary "Pojun" of the Royal Secret Love Department take a small town dandy seriously? Even if the other party has just released an incredibly powerful sword energy, this unreasonable force must have to pay a huge price. Li Family Dalang has proved this with his white hair and old face. Even if Li Family Xiaolang dies on the spot at the next moment, there is nothing strange about it.
A dying person is not worth paying attention to at all.
"Damn woman!"
Boss Bai stomped his feet hatefully and slashed more than a dozen tiles. He knew that the other party was playing tricks on him, but he still had to chase him.
"father!"
Bai Ying'er was a little reluctant to leave. The young fisherman who had just fallen in love was worried that her father would be fooled by the vixen, and the safety of the Li family's young man who was surrounded by bandits. He didn't know where to go, so he stayed there and was struggling.
"Ying'er, go chase Xiangjun! I'm fine here!"
Li Xiaobai, who was worried about the little girl of the Wu family, made a choice for the loli, a fisherman with great martial arts skills.
As for whether there is really something wrong or not, I'm afraid only God knows.
"Brother, I'll be back soon!"
Even if Bai Ying'er was reluctant to leave, she could only jump out and chase her father and the vixen who were leaving.
Looking at Bai Ying'er's figure leaving, Li Xiaobai smiled bitterly, but he hated that he could not do anything at all.
He is a sorcerer, a martial arts master, a horse bandit, and a royal secret love department. In contrast, as the little shrimp at the bottom of the food chain, he seems to be able to understand why his elder brother Li Mo wanted to travel around and search for immortals and try his best to enter the art of art.
Without strength, you can only be slaughtered.
The powerful warlocks and other powerful people rely on their own strength and are above their power. They regard mortals as grass, and they are unscrupulous.
If you don’t want to become a poor person who preys on the weak, you can only make yourself stronger and no longer be slaughtered.
There were two cunning horse bandits fighting around, and there were actually two cunning horse bandits who took advantage of their own power to break through the obstruction of the Li family members. Seeing Li Xiaobai who was still in a daze, one of them immediately rushed towards the servants who were supporting him, and the other one directly waved his sword to slash at him.
It's time to say it, it's time to go!
"Be careful, Xiaolang!"
With a warning, a muffled sound was heard, and the horse bandit who swung the knife at Li Xiaobai was shocked. He immediately rolled his eyes and collapsed to the ground.
Li Xiaobai finally came to his senses, but saw his second brother Li Qing standing in front of him with a pale face holding a rectangular bluestone brick pried out from the street under his feet.
He lowered his head, and there was a bandit who was unknown to the people and things lying under his feet. He immediately understood what was going on.
"Second brother!"
For a nerd, being able to lift a brick to smash people is not an easy task.
"Xiao, Xiaolang! Second, the second brother will protect you!"
Li Qing, who had just made unprecedented moves, forced a smile, and even if he lets down a bandit, his heart still makes him beat wildly.
He held the brick in his hands and smashed it hard at another horse bandit.
"ah!"
Hearing a scream, the unlucky bandit who was suddenly hit by a brick immediately spewed out a stream of red and white juice from his head, and it was actually opened directly?
So domineering! So cruel!
Li Xiaobai's hair was standing upright. Whoever said that a nerd must be a slag in battle? His second brother really couldn't tell that he was a fierce man.
A horse bandit rushed in again.
"The Master said: Isn't it a saying to learn and practice it from time to time?"
Li Qing, who couldn't help but recite the article "The Analects of Confucius" loudly to give him courage, didn't even think about it, and it was just a brick.
Bang! The unexpected horse bandit was knocked out on the spot!
Then another one broke in.
"It's a great pleasure to have friends coming from afar!"
Bang!
Erlang made rapid progress and his posture became more proficient.
Is this really OK? Li Xiaobai felt pain for the bandit. No matter how high his martial arts skills were, he was knocked down with one brick. He was so cruel that he had no friends. He still had friends from afar? Are you looking for death?
He could already understand why half of the Analects of Confucius ruled the world. In the Confucian Temple, the posture of Confucius's sages holding bamboo slips was clearly the starting point of practicing the magical skills of bricks.
The bricks discovered by Erlang Li Qing accidentally made up for the loopholes in the defense of the servants.
I have bricks in my hand, and I have them all in the world. There is no bandit in this world who can’t be beaten. If one brick doesn’t work, then two bricks will be there!
"Aren't people not angry without knowing it, aren't they a gentleman?"
Erlang's famous Confucian quotes are in the ears of the horse bandits, and they are no different from the destiny curse of the King of Hell.
Whose gentleman uses bricks to compete in real people?
There is Old Li flying knife in front of him, and he is like this!
There are currently Xiao Li bricks, which are perfect!
If you are better than blue than blue, then you are...
No one noticed that the sky was getting darker inexplicably.
Suddenly, without any warning, a strange wind blew up, and the sand and stones flew away, making everyone unable to open their eyes.
"Yes, there is a big monster! Ah!"
In a daze, a horse bandit suddenly screamed heart-wrenchingly.
The scream seemed to start suddenly, and then the same screams rang one after another.
Three warlocks died in succession, and no one could stop the monster from raging.
"Big monster! There is a big monster!"
"ah!"
"Don't eat me, don't! Ah!"
"I don't want to die!"
The horse bandits completely collapsed, and they didn't even bother to loot and slaughter Xiyan Town, and encircle and kill the remnants of the Li family, and fled in all directions.
Although the warlock treats them like grass dogs and even slaughter them at will, the warlock does not eat people.
In the eyes of monsters, all human races are food. No matter how fierce the horse bandits are, they would rather be killed by their same race than become the Chinese food of monsters. Once they enter the monster's belly, they will never be reborn.
"Xiaolang! Run! Where is Xiaolang? Where has he been?"
Erlang of the Li family suddenly discovered that Li Xiaobai had no one, but the servant who was holding him was limp and unconscious.
"Xiaolang! Xiaolang!"
Li Qing looked around and tried to find his uncle who was missing again.
But in addition to the strange wind and hazy sand and dust, there are also the straitors who are in a panic and panic, but they can't see Li Xiaobai.
"Xiao Lang is gone!"
Li Qing finally panicked. Grandpa died, eldest brother left, and Xiaolang disappeared inexplicably. In a blink of an eye, he was the only one left in the Li family, and his heart was filled with sadness.
"There are monsters here, the second young master, go quickly! Go quickly!"
The surviving servants did not hesitate at all. While the bandits did not notice them, they immediately joined forces to build Li Qing and the injured servants to break out in the chaos of flying sand and rocks, stepped into the shallow ditch opened by the terrifying sword energy, and escaped from Xiyan Town with deep and shallow feet.
"Xiaolang! Xiaolang..."
Li Qing's shouts gradually drowned in the dust storm.
In the front hall of the Li family's mansion, figures falling from the sky not only crashed into the roof, but also caused the collapse of the entire front hall.
Li Dahu was lying dying in the ruins, with severe pain coming from behind his waist, and his entire lower body completely lost consciousness. Not only that, he couldn't even lift his hands like he was filled with lead. With the sound of coughing, blood kept overflowing, and this fall might even break even the internal organs.
He knew that he really couldn't live this time, and he laughed heartlessly.
"Everyone said that I, Old Li, can cause trouble. Unexpectedly, Dalangzi is also a troublemaker, and finally has a successor."
A gentle footsteps came, and Li Dahu barely looked at him in a veiled voice, and then he said with a blurred look: "It's said that people often have hallucinations before they die. Am I really going to die? Damn it! It's great to be able to see you before they die!"
A woman in a gorgeous palace dress moved her lotus steps lightly and came to Li Dahu in front of him, looking at him affectionately, as if she sighed.
"tiger!"
What is amazing is that the woman who was obsessed with Li Dahu not only had her skin as snowy as she was, but she had long golden hair and her eyes as clear as the sky. She was actually an alien race from the extreme west.
"Damn it! I miss you so much! I miss you so much!"
With tears on his face, Old Li felt that he could see his wife before he died, even if it was just hallucinations and auditory hallucinations.
"Why do you always make such a miserable thing every time you see you!"
The woman stretched out her snow-white soft-white soft-white pill, holding a vermilion pill that emitted a strong strange fragrance, and gently put it into Li Dahu's mouth.
The latter is like a well-behaved child, open his mouth honestly and let the pills penetrate his throat. Anyway, it is all hallucinations, so he doesn't care, let alone this is not the point.
"Because I will cause trouble, otherwise how could I give me the title of "crazy tiger" in the world! A good person does not live long, and only disasters can live for a thousand years!"
To be continued...