Chapter 18 Party
"By the way! The students are resistant to learning because they are strong in their performance and cannot get care for others, but they are very eager for care for others. This is because they act abnormally. I also use my feelings to impress them. Hehe, with my ability to brag, what can't be made up?"
He ambitiously formulated his plan, first taking a few days of classes, observing more, and then starting from the most naughty student, visiting his home, finding out his weaknesses and attacking.
When he was thinking happily, the principal called: "Little Liao, look at the weather is so good today. Will Mrs. Smith come out for afternoon tea?"
Liao Xuebing was shocked: The big cake I drew back then is time to eat. If it cannot meet the principal's "Xiaoxiao" requirements, I'm afraid I can only stay in school for one month. His brain was running rapidly and he smiled faintly: "Principal, it's too troublesome to always talk around. Let's make it clear that you are interested in Mrs. Smith falling flowers, but Mrs. Smith is ruthless, right?"
"Where is it, huh! How do you know? Oh, your boy's eyes are quite poisonous, but you only guessed half of them. I have never dared to mention this to my wife, so she doesn't know it, let alone the ruthlessness of the flowing water."
The principal saw with his own eyes that Mrs. Smith was very kind to Liao Xuebing, and even respected and appreciated him. How could he, who was smart, not understand that this was a clue that could be broken through? Unexpectedly, Liao Xuebing broke the window with a word, which made him extremely embarrassed.
Liao Xuebing laughed secretly in his stomach: I'm afraid the whole school will know about the principal's colorful intestines, and he will still hide it.
"Since that's the case, I want to ask you, do you understand the true meaning of picking up girls?" Liao Xuebing began to pretend to be an old scholar and said to the principal.
"Why do you ask that?"
"I hope you answer me honestly. First of all, I want to tell you a fact. In the Zhuque Street area, others call me Love Saint, only I can't imagine, and nothing I can't get. Some people call me the 'middle-aged women' because I know a very good friend of aunts over 40 years old and are particularly lethal. You must read the family marriage survey report from the past year. Ten percent of family divorces are related to me, at least half of them."
——The real situation that is surprising is that Liao Xuebing has never been favored by women after graduating from university.
But the principal had never conducted an investigation. When he heard that he bragged so much, he thought of Mrs. Smith's attitude towards him. He believed it a lot and hesitated, "Well, Xiao Liao, then I'll tell you to give you a reference. I have no experience. My wife who got married thirty years ago was introduced by a matchmaker, so there is no relationship. But she passed away four years ago."
"What a pity." Liao Xuebing mourned in pain, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't mention your sad things."
Unexpectedly, the principal changed the topic: "Haha, so I have no psychological burden anymore."
The old guy is really energetic... Liao Xuebing organized language and tried to show the confidence that a love expert should have: "To pursue a woman, you must first know yourself and your enemy, so that you can win every battle. Mr. Principal, I ask you, do you know Mrs. Smith? Do you know what brand of perfume she likes, what TV programs she likes, and what topics she likes to talk about? Do you know her past experiences and current thoughts? Do you know her family and marital status, her daily life, her happiest things and the saddest things?"
The principal's forehead was sweating, and he was stunned for a while before he squeezed out his words: "...I don't know. I just feel that I am deeply fascinated by her noble temperament. Do I need a reason to love someone?"
"Of course, love doesn't need reason, but chasing love requires means."
"Oh, you're right. I don't know Mrs. Smith at all. Then what should you do?" The principal on the other end of the phone sat down dejectedly, scratching his Mediterranean hairstyle head with only a few hairs left.
Controlling a person's psychology is undoubtedly very pleasant. At this moment, Liao Xuebing was extremely proud, and his pale face also showed a bit of rosy. He smiled and said, "The first step at the moment must be to understand Mrs. Smith in all aspects and understand her in order to guess the type of man she likes the most. Then you appear as the closest image of her dream lover, and the nineteenth can be accomplished. Maybe you don't have to show your diligence at that time, but she falls in love with you and pesters you."
The principal swallowed his saliva and asked anxiously: "Then how can we understand her?"
"This is a long process that requires meticulous observation, patient research, and rational judgment." Liao Xuebing seemed to be teaching a lesson for elementary school students, and his stomach was already laughing.
The principal was slightly disappointed and said, "Things seem to be very tricky. I don't know where to observe and how to judge and analyze."
"Don't worry, Principal, I will work with you together for a month to find out all the situation of Mrs. Smith. If you have me as a love saint, are you afraid of failure? If you can't get into your wife's bed within three months, I'll come and see you!" Liao Xuebing swears to issue a military order, a joke. Even if it fails, will the principal dare to speak out? Anyway, it doesn't take any capital to speak loudly.
The principal was happy again and said, "Then I'll ask you for this matter. Which cafe does Mrs. Smith have afternoon tea?"
If it weren't for the phone call, Liao Xuebing almost wanted to jump up and poke his fingers and curse: "Hey, are you a little calm? What if you appear in front of your wife rashly, dress inappropriately, and speak inappropriately, and reduce your score in her mind, will there be any chance in the future? Wait for me to observe you for a while before talking about where the days will last!"
"Okay, that's fine." The principal smiled and said, "I'll treat you tonight! Let's meet and talk in detail."
Drinking again? Don’t you know if I’m a cuckold man from the country? However, because I made an appointment with Jiang Feng, I had to decline: “Principal, tonight is very important for you. You have to use this time to recall every bit of contact with your wife before and organize it into documents for me to refer to. So you can wait until tomorrow to say it. Besides, I am a person responsible to students and will have classes tomorrow. I also need a lot of time for lesson plans and lecture notes, so I must not miss it.”
"Haha, that's it!" Tonight was destined to be a sleepless night for the principal.
After watching TV, it was not too early, so I ate a bowl of noodles and slapped for a while. It was already evening, and I went to Jiang Feng's appointment. Song Yuhao and the second-grade director Yu Dinglou were both there. Several people exchanged greetings. Yu Dinglou saw his new staff members talking as usual. Song Yuhao impatiently interrupted his long-term official accent. Liao Xuebing was a local snake on Zhuque Street, familiar with the family and found a place full of pornography. When the boss saw him, he looked at him and asked several beautiful girls in the store to accompany him.
Jiang Feng was half-spoken at first, but when he saw everyone hugging the girls with heavy makeup and chatting and laughing calmly, he had to pretend to naturally put his hands on the buttocks of the remaining girl.
Chapter completed!