"You have no idea about this." Jiang Feng sneered three times before, and then showed off: "They started this event for the first time two years ago and commented on Qiu Daqi. Qiu Daqi's stupidity also said that he enjoyed a high reputation among students and boasted to us all day long. The student gave him a big box with exquisite packaging, wrapped with ribbons and roses. Qiu Daqi was so happy. When dozens of our teachers opened the faces and tore off the wrapping paper, there was a wooden box containing a switch. Qiu Daqi pressed the switch, and the lid suddenly popped open."

In order to express the scene at that time, Jiang Feng also gestured with his hands: "Director Song was standing there at that time. I was in this corner and saw clearly that a fist with a powerful spring jumped out of the box, which hit Qiu Daqi's nose. Damn, we were all stupid at that time, and after several minutes, we all laughed crazy."

Liao Xuebing couldn't help but smile and said, "What a very creative prank."

"Who do you guess the results of last year's selection? Dai Wan, the chemistry teacher in your class. With the lessons learned from the first year, how could Dai Wan dare to accept gifts from students?"

Song Yuhao asked, "What happened later?"

Jiang Feng took the good cigarette he handed over, sucked the audience's appetite, and then smiled and said, "This is a secret. Many people didn't know at that time. I only heard people later. Don't spread it. During that time, Daiwan's wife came to school to cry every day and clamored to hang herself. Do you know the reason?"

"Okay, don't keep it aside."

Jiang Feng simply threw the lecture notes aside. "Let me tell you one by one. Those students' conspiracies and tricks are indeed endless. At that time, they actually spent a lot of money to hire a beautiful Taiwanese lady to act. They deliberately waited for Daiwan on the boulevard. When they saw him, they pretended to fall down. Daiwan went to help him. The lady was an old man. She took the opportunity to say thank you, got close to her, and asked for a phone number to contact him. She asked him to have a coffee. Daiwan was actually a hypocritical guy, and she was extremely sulky inside. How could she withstand the temptation? A woman chasing a man is just a distance from a piece of paper? The lady is young and enthusiastic, and she flattered her intentions. After a day or two, the two of them are so familiar that they can't be familiar."

Song Yuhao cursed: "Damn, why didn't the good thing come to my turn?"

"You'd better pray that such good things will never encounter yourself. The students' tricks they play. Don't be expectant."

Song Yuhao was shocked: "Yes, I'm so confused, what happened later? Dai Wan was ruined, right?"

"It's so decay that I can't be more decayed. The lady took the benefits of the students and fought with Dai Wan in a passionate manner. Which of the girls in Taiwan is not a master of playing the show? If you want to play with Dai Wan, the nerd, it's almost like tickling it, and pretending to be pure. You are pitiful, every frown and smile is fascinating. I really want to give everything to her without any conditions. I just said that Dai Wan was absent-minded at that time, and was confused all day long. It turned out that she was fascinated by her heart."

The audience had some unforgettable first love, and knew that the magic of love was the most powerful and irresistible. After listening to Jiang Feng's words, no one laughed at him. They all nodded silently.

Jiang Feng continued: "Daiwan is like a person who has changed, like a ghost possessed. He is nervous, and he has asked me several times for the secret of writing love letters. I teach Chinese language, and the ability of rhetoric and grammar is still there. The lady is indeed capable. On the surface, she loves to death, but she has not even let Daiwan touch her little hands several times. On the surface, she pretends to be an undesecrated fairy. When she wants to get it, it is the most encouraging, and it makes Daiwan devote herself to her heart and mud feet, and she can no longer extricate herself. Naturally, only the person involved knows the details. The girl uses her tricks and some are the methods. The wind reveals that she doesn't want to be a secret lover, but she doesn't want to destroy other people's families. Daiwan was obsessed with ghosts at that time and insists on divorceing her wife when she goes home so that she can fly with the fairy."

Everyone sighed: "Damage, disaster, Daiwan can't stand the test."

"His wife made a few times and came to the school to cry, but Dai Wan's heart was decided and irreversible. The divorce procedures were completed just after New Year's Day, and all the property was not allowed, leaving them to his wife. Just as Dai Wan was homeless and went to find his fairy, the fairy asked him to go to the tree-lined avenue to explain the truth. You can imagine that a woman who was pure and innocent in your mind suddenly became a shameless slut, and she disappeared from the past elegant and indifferent, humiliating you for being a self-indulgent and not even as good as a dog. What's the situation? Dai Wan was struck by lightning and fell into a bottomless abyss. This is not enough. During the middle of their negotiations, all the students hiding beside her suddenly jumped out, taking pictures, videos, and filthy words..."

Liao Xuebing dusted off the ashes and cursed: "It's a mess. These little bastards are really bullying. If it were me, I would definitely arrest them all and strip them naked and drag them out to parade."

"Daiwan asked for leave the next day and never came to class. Later, news of his hospitalization was reported. The hospital was a mental hospital. Fortunately, the matter was not too bad. His wife heard that her ex-husband was in trouble and she was still in love. She came back to take care of her and the two reconciled again. With the careful care of her wife, Daiwan recovered completely."

Liao Xuebing sighed a long sigh. It turned out that Dai Wan vowed to eradicate the evil forces of students and had such a firm attitude. However, his attitude was a bit too correct. How to resolve the conflict between teachers and students is really a difficult problem.

Jiang Feng said: "For two consecutive years, everyone has changed their color when talking about super teachers, and they dare not touch the slightest bit of it."

Lu Chengda's face turned red. He had a small social circle and had never heard of such rumors. He always believed that "super teacher" was a way for students to show respect to his teachers. He registered many accounts at that time to vote for himself. Now he thought about it, and he was shocked to sweat. If he was selected seriously, the consequences would be unimaginable. The last time he flirted with someone on msn, he was still teased. He said: It's so dangerous, so dangerous, I almost fell for it."

Jiang Feng glanced at him coldly: "You old bachelor in your thirties often think about it when you encounter problems. But then again, compared with the experiences of the previous two, Minister Situ is so admirable. Even those students dare not do anything to him, and even gave him a good gift seriously."

"Doudodo" Someone was knocking on the door outside. He was a postman wearing a cuckold and a green uniform. He asked, "Is Mr. Liao Xuebing here?"

"I am Liao Xuebing, what's the matter?"

The postman came in with a package and said, "This is someone who has mailed you the package. Please sign for it."

Everyone gathered around: "What's the matter? It's not the name of the students, right? There is a mechanism installed in it like Qiu Daqi."

After Liao Xuebing signed the letter, he looked at the package. It was sent from Europe. It was written in any country that he couldn't understand. It was written in a crooked Chinese below, and the letter patterns on the postmark were still not recognized.

Jiang Feng said: "Oh, it was sent from abroad. Xiao Liao, do you have any relatives abroad?"

Liao Xuebing shook his head. He had experienced assassination in the past. One of them was a mailing bomb. He still remembered it freshly. He must not be careless. He held the package and did not move for a long time.

Yu Dinglou studied in Europe, proficient in foreign languages, familiar with European geography and customs. He went up to take a look and said, "This is an email from Frankfurt, Germany, Woodrow Town, which seems to be the birthplace of the Smith family."

"Oh, I understand." The Smith family had nothing to do with him, but Alice. The elegant girl in black dress appeared in Liao Xuebing's mind, and waved her hand at them: "It's all spread out, go back to work in his seat, what's the fun and good look of a package?"

When everyone walked away reluctantly, they couldn't wait to open the wrapping paper. What appeared in front of them was a beech box with extremely ornate decoration. The four corners were inlaid with shiny shade metal, the lid had exquisite rose relief patterns, and there was a row of ugly Chinese engraved below: "Liao Xuebing, you are the only one of me."

He quickly looked back and found that no one was paying attention to him, so he breathed a sigh of relief. There was a letter in the box, which contained chocolate wrapped in silver paper. After living for twenty-eight years, he received a Christmas gift for the first time in his life, and it was chocolate representing love.

I took a piece and put it in my mouth. It was sweet and delicious, a hundred times better than all the candies I had eaten in the past. It seemed that Alice had carefully selected the most advanced product for her lover. She took out the envelope, shook the letter paper, and the fragrance came to her nose. She even sprinkled with perfume. This foreign girl knew how to make things difficult.

"Give me my favorite Xuebing: Since my separation, I have been missing you all the time." Seeing this, I thought that foreign girls have improved a lot of Chinese skills and can barely understand them. After a lot of words expressing their longing, I finally said a few serious things, "...I hired two Chinese teachers, and they taught me a lot of knowledge about China, your traditions, customs, history, geography and language. I have been studying hard, and they praised me for making great progress. I think I will see you again soon, Xuebing, my lover. You are the only one in my life, my belief and strength. I don't know what you will like, I give you a box of chocolates, I hope you have a happy Christmas, and I hope the Lord bless you. Alice Smith, who deeply loves you, December 18, 2007."

Fortunately, the gift was not the kidney platinum produced by Qian Jiashun Company.

It is impolite to come but not come back. If you don’t reply to a message, Yu Li will not be in harmony. Liao Xuebing wrote a brief reply, and said it was a few polite words in the letter, hoping that she would learn Chinese as soon as possible. She took the time to buy an ordinary wooden comb from an outside store, saying it was a specialty of China Overseas, and said it was precious, so she would simply pack it and deliver it to the post office according to the address.
Chapter completed!