Chapter 168 Polsalino: Internet Addicted Teens Want It!(1/2)
"Why is it the Devil's Triangle Sea again, Senior Porusalino..."
Standing on the bow deck of the "Moyu", Kuzan looked at the mysterious sea shrouded in fog in front of him with a puzzled face, "Could it be that the old monster you mentioned is here? But what if he is here?
If so, why didn’t we go to Crocodile directly after contacting him in the first place?”
"This is why Kuzan you are only a major general, and senior I am already a lieutenant general..."
With a smile on his face, Porusalino walked out from behind Kuzan, putting his hands in his pockets and walking shoulder to shoulder with him.
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"Let me ask you, Kuzan, is our recruitment plan for the Shichibukai this time a task assigned to us by the Navy Headquarters, or is it directly assigned by the Five Old Stars, the leaders of the World Government?"
"...Five old stars, what's wrong?"
"This is the key! We need to pay attention to efficiency in our daily tasks. That's because we are directly responsible for the headquarters, and our mission funds are also allocated by the headquarters. And you are not unaware of Marshal Warring States' picky character... Once the funds exceed
Budget, the excess will be left to us
Make up for it yourself... This time, we can finally use the activity funds freely. Why should we pay so much attention to efficiency? Why should we save money for the Wulaoxing adults? Senior, I have already thought about it. I must spend more time.
We replenished the Chambord Islands several times! Use the best supplies! Issue five times the invoice!”
"..."
"Besides, the sooner we complete this mission, the sooner Marshal Warring States will give us a new mission after we return to our headquarters... If I were to give you a Celestial Dragon escort mission, would you say it would be uncomfortable for you?"
"..."
"What's wrong? Why are you looking at me like that?"
"...Senior Porusalino, you can have such a good relationship with Lieutenant General Sakaski, and you haven't been beaten to death by him. It's really a miracle..."
"Hey, Kuzan! What do you mean by this?"
"I mean Lieutenant General Sakaski hates evil!"
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"Yo ho ho ho, yo ho ho ho~"
"Yo ho ho ho, yo ho ho ho~"
"Why are there people singing? There is also the sound of violins..."
"An unknown ship was observed in the fog ahead! It seems to be...a long-abandoned pirate ship!!"
"Wait?! It's...the skeleton is singing?! The skeleton is alive!!"
"Lieutenant General Porusalino! Oh no! There's a ghost!! The skeleton is resurrected!!"
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Compared with the warships of the same specifications in the Navy Headquarters, the number of sailors on the "Moyu" is smaller. But these people are all specially selected by Porusalino to make up for his character of fishing.
Selected, so almost everyone can be called an elite, and they all have rich combat experience.
But just like the common problem of most people in this world, more than half of these elite sailors are afraid of ghosts...
Therefore, after observing the abandoned pirate ship gradually emerging from the fog and approaching, and the scene of the skeleton with an afro head playing the violin flexibly on the deck, the male sailors' exclamations were mixed with the female sailors'
Their screams resounded throughout the "Moyu No."
"Are you going to fire, Lieutenant General! I've already crossed myself on the shell!"
"I'm going to the kitchen to get garlic right now, Lieutenant General!"
"Use your invincible holy light to destroy this ghost quickly, Lieutenant General! It's too scary!"
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"Please...please don't fire! I don't mean any harm!!"
The violin in the hands of the afro-headed skeleton suddenly stopped, and he was startled by the reactions of the sailors.
"Mom, don't get excited~"
Porusalino leaped suddenly and jumped directly onto the deck of the abandoned pirate ship, while Kuzan also used Moon Step to follow closely behind.
"Yo ho ho ho~ Mr. Navy, are you the captain of this warship? I heard they call you Vice Admiral? My name is Brooke. I am a musician. I mean no harm."
The skeleton named Brooke had a strange laugh, but his slightly bowed posture was quite elegant.
"I know you, Brooke, the musician of the Lombard Pirates, known as the 'Bi Song', and the user with the ability of the Underworld Fruit, right?"
While stroking the stubble on his chin, Porusalino looked at the other person with interest and said with a straight-to-the-point smile, "I wonder if you still remember a small island whale called 'Rabu'? It's in
The entrance to the Grand Line, a place called Twin Capes, has been waiting for you for many years..."
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Although Porusalino and Kuzan were out on a recruiting mission to the Shichibukai, due to his advance arrangements, the new phone bug system that was already operating automatically not only did not stop, but was also carried out in the name of the phone bug clan, which he had high hopes for.
The first closed beta of the strong world game.
Since this is the first closed beta test, the selected players must be representative and influential figures in the world of pirates. Under Porusalino's advance secret manipulation, 5,000 "Chosen Sons"
We received a closed beta invitation letter on our private phone number.
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Naval Headquarters, Marinevando.
In a spacious and bright office in the majestic fortress building, a man was sitting behind his desk, with a cigar in his mouth and a crimson telephone bug in his hand, tinkering with something.
This man is quite tall, wearing a dark red suit, a navy hat on his head, and a rose flower on his chest. Behind him, a white cloak of justice flutters in the wind, and the military rank stars on the epaulettes are dazzling.
He is the leader of the new generation of the navy and one of the three famous natural monsters in the navy - Sakaski, the rock berry fruit user.
Different from the other two natural monsters Porusalino and Kuzan, this serious-looking strongman has always been shown as a tough hawk in the navy. He rarely shows mercy when dealing with others and in the world government.
He offended many people internally, but he also gained the respect and support of many young naval officers.
And because of the previous O'Hara mission, this monster sailor and his colleague, the Sparkling Fruit ability user Porusalino, were promoted to Vice Admiral of the Navy Headquarters, and became the actual senior generals and backbone figures of the Navy.
But if someone were in his office at this time and saw the current situation of this "Navy Killer", they would be shocked, and they would even be unable to believe their eyes at all...
At this moment, Sakaski's eyes were fixed on the upgraded screen of the phone bug, and he kept scratching something on the belly of the phone bug with his fingers. His concentration was unprecedented, and it seemed that even he
The pirate information that he was most concerned about on weekdays could not distract him in the slightest.
And he was still muttering to himself in a low voice:
"Can you find a way to become stronger in this? It's unbelievable... But since it is a new function launched by the mysterious phone bug clan, there must be something to it..."
What is displayed on the screen is the "strong world" dynamic login interface carefully designed by Porusalino - the cliff protruding from the player's perspective, the meteorite rain falling from the sky, and most of the forest eroded by floods... various
Various elements that are uniquely romantic for men are intertwined together, making any normal man's eyes light up.
There is a slowly moving progress bar above the cliff, and there is a line of small words below the progress bar: The initial login may take some time, please wait patiently...
Finally, when Sakaski couldn't help but tap his fingers on the table, the progress bar marked with a burning shell with a fuse finally reached the 100% position. The dynamic picture paused for a moment, and then quickly
It turned into a sea with waves. Several newsbirds flew across the blue sky, and a deep male voice immediately sounded:
"The boundless sea, the vast world, who is the strongest?"
"For various reasons, no one knows the answer to this question - but in the world of strong world, we may be able to know..."
"Unknown adventurer, since you have opened the door to the strong world, you must be ready! Let us decide who is the strongest king on an absolutely fair platform.
Bar!!"
The low-pitched male voice disappeared, the sea also disappeared, and the screen's angle of view quickly increased. What appeared in front of Sakaski's eyes was the Marine Headquarters Marinelvando seen from a bird's-eye view!
This scene of Marinefando is so lifelike that it even makes Sakaski wonder whether this scene was really taken from above Marinefando (actually it was actually taken by Porusalino).
Just when Sakaski was thinking about why the scene of Marine Fando at the Marine Headquarters appeared, a sweet female voice that he was still familiar with rang out.
(The customer service voice of the official phone number of the Zongzong clan? Why...)
"Hello, dear competitors! Welcome to the absolutely fair world of strong world! I am your novice guidance ambassador Barbara. I will guide you to become familiar with and quickly get started with strong world..."
"In the strong world duel, a total of ten competitors will be divided into two camps: red and blue. What you see now is the base of the blue side, Malinfando. As a competitor on the blue side, your
The ultimate and only purpose is to protect your own base while destroying the opponent's base."
(It sounds like it is not only a competition of personal strength, but also a focus on teamwork and the use of strategies...)
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At the same time, scenes similar to those in Sakaski's office also occurred in other places around the world.
For example, the Totland Sea is the base of the New World Big Mom Pirates.
"What?! I actually want to protect Marine Fando?! What a joke! Who do you think I am!!!"
Charlotte Lingling's roar made the huge castle on Cake Island tremble, and the Homitz created by her power even curled up.
"Mom, what's wrong?!"
"Is there another blind guy who made mom angry?!"
"How terrible! How terrible!"
To be continued...