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Chapter 227 Polusalino: Those on the Internet are all virtual drops, all iced tea mixed with water!(1/2)

Naval Headquarters, Marinevando.

When Rosinandi watched the live broadcast "directed and performed" by Porusalino, Smoker, who was sleeping on his bed, naturally did not miss it - the two had a fierce exchange filled with a lot of uncivilized words.

After discussion, it was unanimously decided to visit Porusalino in person and talk directly to the person involved after he returned to Marinefando.

As the live broadcast of "Phone Bug Official" ended, there was no other content in the entire live broadcast interface, except for the prompt "The personal live broadcast function will be launched soon, so stay tuned."

Luo Xindi naturally clicked on the interface of the second new function updated this time by the phone bug, which was "WeChat". A duck wearing a scarf suddenly appeared on the screen and headed toward Luo Xindi.

Xindi made a funny face, which startled him immediately.

Immediately after the screen jumped, what caught Rosinandi's sight was a light blue interface with a simple design, similar to the previous live broadcast interface. There were two blank text boxes in the middle, labeled "Account" and "Password" respectively.

The prefix, and at the bottom, there is also an option of "New User Registration".

"So you need to register first?"

Rosinandi, who has rich experience in strongworld, pondered for a while and chose to click on the new user registration option first.

The phone bug screen jumps again. This time, what appears is something similar to the Navy's internal allowance level table. It requires the user to fill in the name, phone bug number, real name, gender, age, hometown, occupation and other information. It does not count.

It's tedious, but it seems to take some time.

"Hey, Smoker, have you registered an account for this micro-chat function?"

Because it was his first time to register an account, Rosinandi hesitated for a while, and decided to ask someone who had experienced it first, Smog - General Zefa had praised Rosinandi more than once, saying that he was both independent thinker and proactive.

A good sailor who asks questions is completely different from another graduate of the Navy's elite class, a certain "yellow monkey" who blindly asks questions every day.

"How should I fill out the registration form? Should I write the real content? Or should I just fool around with it?"

(If I were to write true content, there would be a problem. I can’t write that I am a Celestial Dragon and was born in the Holy Land of Mary Joa...)

"Depending on the situation,"

Smoker's lazy voice came from the bed above, "The phone number and real name need to be filled in truthfully. Only you can see these two things. The rest doesn't matter. You don't have to fill it in. You can just make it up."

Okay. Just like me, my hometown is the Holy Land Marie Joa, hahaha~"

"Oh, that's it."

Rocinante nodded clearly and returned his eyes to the screen. He thought for a while and filled in the name "Everyone Keep Quiet" in the name column. This is the name of his game in Strongworld and also his devil fruit.

A manifestation of ability.

Gender, male; age, nineteen; hometown, um... the North Sea where I met Mr. Porusalino.

Rosinandi filled in these parts very quickly, but in the occupation column, he hesitated for a moment and did not fill in the word "Navy", but changed it to "Adventurer".

"ok, done!"

Two or three minutes later, Rosinandi finally finished the registration form information, clicked submit, and a prompt box suddenly popped up.

come out:

"Your WeChat account number is '10086', please remember it and keep it properly."

"It's only five digits, it's pretty easy to remember..."

Such an idea inexplicably flashed through his mind, but it was quickly thrown away by Rosinandi. After struggling for so long, he had long wanted to figure out what this "WeChat" was used for.

Rosinandi couldn't wait to enter his account password, and then clicked "→". The entire screen suddenly darkened, and a line of bright white prompts slowly appeared in the middle of the screen:

“Wechat, chat and talk about the world!”

Just as Rosinandi was thinking about the meaning of this sentence, the main interface of "WeChat" was displayed, with the

It is the user's name, avatar and personalized signature, and the bottom is divided by three major areas: "Friends", "Group Chat", and "Space". The friend interface is displayed by default, but there is no friend in it at the moment, so it looks empty.

of.

Ding dong!

There was a soft sound, and the funny duck that appeared in the opening animation appeared on the screen again. This time, it seemed to have become an existence similar to the novice guide in StrongWorld. Every time you click on it, many reminder texts will pop up.

And it was carried out completely according to the thinking logic of normal people, step by step, easy to understand. Rosinandi only thought about it for less than five minutes and roughly understood the basic gameplay and functions of the WeChat function.

"It can actually be used to make friends and chat, and there is no limit to the number of words you can chat with..."

Looking at the phone bug in his hand, Rosinandi's eyes suddenly shone, and his heart couldn't help but beat loudly.

As early as when he was a Draco, he had almost no friends. After all, although he didn't say it, Rosindi always felt that except for a few people, those Draco children of the same age or slightly older than him had no friends.

, most of them have brain problems.

After leaving the Holy Land and coming to Beihai, Rosinandi had even fewer friends - almost all the people he met, regardless of gender and age, hated their family and wanted to kill them, let alone become him.

friends.

After he met Porosalino and became a marine, Rosinandi's friendships improved slightly, but the number of friends was still very few - on the one hand, he had become accustomed to life without friends, on the other hand

, his past and the secrets he carries make him unwilling to be friends with too many people.

Not counting Porusalino and others for now, the only friend Rosinandi can communicate with on a daily basis is his roommate Smoker. Not to mention women, so far, all the women he is familiar with are with Porus

Regarding Rusalino, he himself had no female friends at all.

And now...

Is there finally an opportunity for change? Is it finally possible to talk to yourself without having to activate the Silence Fruit ability in the long night?!

"Then, let's change the avatar first..."

The default picture in the avatar column was the funny duck just now, which didn't look very smart and was a bit in need of a beating. Rosinandi was certainly not satisfied with this.

However, what made him slightly disappointed was that there were only ten types of pictures available for selection by default. And excluding the female-style avatars, there were only five types suitable for men.

"So few..."

Rosinandi complained, and was about to change the avatar of a young man with yellow hair that was more pleasing to the eye, but suddenly found that there was an option to "select your favorite picture" at the bottom. His heartbeat suddenly accelerated, and he quickly clicked on it.

As a result, the so-called "liked picture" did not pop up. What appeared in front of his eyes was a line of bright gold prompt text:

"The 'Select your favorite pictures' function is an exclusive privilege for WeChat members. Do you want to activate the membership function? Become a distinguished WeChat member?"

"member?"

Rosinandy thought of the slave auction venue in Marigioa, where there was a so-called "membership system". His brother Doflamingo used to be the youngest member there. So, he pressed "Yes" with some curiosity.

option, the interface changes again, and a new prompt text box pops up:

"You are currently activating the WeChat membership function. The fee is 3,000 beli per month. After the expiration date, the official phone number will automatically deduct the fee. Do you confirm?"

"Hey - three thousand beli a month? Hey, no wonder you can chat with others at any time, it turns out that the fee is so expensive..."

Although he was a Celestial Dragon who had no chance or concept of money before, after such a long time in the navy, Rosinandi also has a prudent consumption concept. Compared with his allowance, three thousand beli

It wasn't much, but when he thought that this money could be used to have a good lunch in the business district of Malinfando, Rosinandi felt a little hesitant.

However, as the saying goes, "You can't catch fish if you don't give up bait." In order to choose an avatar that he was satisfied with and let new friends he might meet in the future have a good impression of him, Rosinandi quickly made a decision and clicked

OK button.

The page immediately prompted that the activation was successful, and the not-so-smart duck crawled out from the bottom of the screen and clapped his hands towards Rosinandi. At the same time, fireworks began to bloom at the top of the screen:

"Congratulations on your successful activation and becoming a distinguished WeChat member!"

"Your current membership level is lv.1. Once you reach a higher level, you will receive more distinguished privileges. Please continue to work hard!"



Just when Rocinante became another internet-addicted boy who spent money on krypton, Porusalino, who had just performed in a big drama in the new world, said goodbye to the red-haired pirates and left the messy Cake Island.

And on the way back to Malinfando, he couldn't wait to start his online fraud career.

The Four Emperors have been "canonized" by him, the Shichibukai has been created by him in advance, and the Navy has several major plans that are on the right track - everything is developing in the direction he wants, and his early "

The work of "capital accumulation" has almost been completed. All that's left is to dawdle around and do something from time to time to make myself happy.

"Well, the gender must be filled in as female. It's just like pinching people when playing games before time travel. A real strong man will either have the face of an ancient god or a pretty girl..."

"Well, Zi Ma's age is seventeen! We are two-spined salamanders forever!"

"For hometown, write the Holy Land Marie-Joy. For occupation, write 'tea seller'..."

"Of course the name should be more girlish...'Your Highness Qiao Biluo'! I decided on this one! It feels very much like the princess of the kingdom beyond the four seas!"

"Personal quotations...we have them! 'Perhaps only in a false world can true beauty exist, right?'"

"Perfect! How can these friends in the pirate world who have never experienced virtual fraud control themselves?"

Looking at the transvestite account he created, Porusalino smiled with satisfaction. He could already imagine the scene in which he used this account to make trouble on the Internet - he could continue to change vests later, what a "beautiful girl"

"Swordsman loves to eat meat", "Wano Country Haki training class has started", "Six Old Stars"...

Of course, in order to make the current false identity more real, a non-default avatar is also indispensable. Taking advantage of the permissions, Porusalino became the most advanced member lv.10 - Xihai without paying any Baileys.

The identity of the princess of a certain kingdom was further confirmed, and then he uploaded a picture of a beautiful woman that he had already prepared.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, Arrita, who ate the slippery fruit, is a perfect match for the name 'Your Highness Qiao Biluo'!"

Porusalino, who is now full of sexy tricks and bad tastes, does not realize how much waves his ladyboy account will cause in the future - it is no exaggeration to say that it is Sakaski and

Kuzan was the trigger for the first head-on conflict between the two men.
To be continued...
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