Chapter 302 Kneeling and licking
To deal with this kind of iceberg CEO, the first thing to do is to stir up the other person's emotions.
Make the other person feel that you are different from others.
Whether you like it or hate it, it doesn't make much difference.
Sometimes, there is just a thin line between liking and hating.
"You want to be my personal secretary?" Ye Qingxian almost laughed out loud at Gu Junqing.
"Why, can't I be a male secretary?"
Gu Junqing raised his eyebrows.
"Putting aside our personal grudges, apart from being so good-looking, what else do you have?"
Ye Qingxian snorted coldly. Although his voice was a bit cold, it was still pleasant and ethereal.
You also said that you should put aside personal grudges, but I think you just brought personal grudges with you. Gu Junqing muttered in his heart.
"Didn't I just tell that interviewer? He has special skills and excellent skills, and he is also very capable! Very capable!"
Gu Junqing tilted his head slightly to one side to prevent himself from smiling, and reminded him that he was very capable.
No matter what, those who can wake up overnight are not ordinary people.
"I'm not kidding you!"
Normally no one would dare to joke with her, let alone talk dirty to her.
(As we all know, Huangqiang refers to the Pihuangqiang and Dogou of the four major tunes in Peking Opera)
So she didn't know what Gu Junqing meant.
"I'm not kidding you either."
Gu Junqing's expression instantly became innocent, and he spoke sincerely.
To be honest, he was not joking, and what he rarely told was the truth.
Ye Qingxian found that she was increasingly unable to communicate with Gu Junqing.
If he keeps talking like this, she will be pissed off by him sooner or later.
Since you don’t eat the hard ones, you can only eat the soft ones.
"Gu Junqing, are you short of money recently? If so, just tell me. Although I don't have much money, I can still help you."
Ye Qingxian said helplessly that she didn't want to see Gu Junqing now.
After a few more glances, she might be tempted to break someone's heart.
My many years of cultivation and character cannot be destroyed by Gu Junqing.
"I'm short of money? Well, I'm really short of money." Gu Junqing rubbed his chin and thought about it.
"Okay, just tell me the amount, write an IOU, interest and repayment time, etc., and I'll borrow it."
"Now you can get out and go." Ye Qingxian said with a half-smile.
"Okay, borrowing a thousand billion should be enough." Gu Junqing said with a smile.
"Thousands of billions? Why don't you die?"
Ye Qingxian scolded angrily.
"Okay, I won't tease you anymore. I actually want to reconcile with you."
Gu Junqing blinked and thought it would be better not to go too far.
You want to leave a deep impression on her, but not too deep, as it can easily lead to burnout.
"Reconciliation? It's beautiful to think of."
Ye Qingxian's expression condensed, and her fair and tender face became indifferent. She really looked like an iceberg beauty.
"I know we haven't reconciled that well, so isn't this what I'm doing?"
Gu Junqing was like a bad uncle, seducing Ye Qingxian into his pocket step by step.
Ye Qingxian looked at Gu Junqing doubtfully.
"Just think about it, it was me who rejected you in public and made you so embarrassed."
"So I will be your personal secretary. You can do whatever you want with me. I will do whatever you want me to do."
Gu Junqing was very much like a capitalist drawing cakes for his employees, painting cakes for Ye Qingxian.
"For example, if you want me to sweep the floor, I will sweep the floor. I can even bring you tea and water. Wouldn't it be more refreshing to retaliate this way?"
Ye Qingxian just picked up the water on the table and planned to take a sip first.
But after hearing Gu Junqing's words, his hand movements paused, and he couldn't help but fantasize.
"Secretary Gu, pour me a glass of water quickly." Ye Qingxian held the newspaper in her hand and handed Gu Junqing the cup.
"Okay, dear president." Then Gu Junqing went to pour water.
"Secretary Gu, go to the city next door and buy me a bowl of noodles." "Okay, I'll take the fastest plane to buy it for you."
"Secretary Gu, go to the family and declare that you clearly have a soft spot for the young lady of the Ye family."
"Secretary Gu, learn two dog barks for me." "Woof woof."
"Secretary Gu, lie down and lick my toes!" "Suck it, it smells so good."
Ye Qingxian fantasized in her mind, and the more she thought about it, the weirder it became, and she laughed out loud as she thought about it.
Gu Junqing looked at Ye Qingxian suspiciously, wasn't she thinking about something strange?
Seeing Ye Qingxian whose expression was becoming more and more unbearable and still immersed in fantasy, Gu Junqing knocked on the table helplessly.
"How about it? Isn't it a good deal? I'll give you a door-to-door doorstep for free."
Gu Junqing blinked. After joining the job, whatever he wanted to do was not what he wanted.
He doesn't care about salary deductions or anything like that, it's not certain who will have the final say then.
"It's a little itchy to lick. Well, what did you say?"
Ye Qingxian was knocked off the table by Gu Junqing and broke away from her fantasy.
"What are you licking?" Gu Junqing looked at Ye Qingxian with an increasingly suspicious expression.
He was now sure that Ye Qingxian must be thinking of something that would make her happy, but he didn't care. It was not certain what would happen then.
"Ahem, it's nothing." Ye Qingxian came back to her senses, her expression as cold as ever.
But there were two clusters of blush on her cheeks, which looked amazingly beautiful.
"You are so despicable that you even painted a cake for me, but your proposal is indeed a good one." Ye Qingxian pondered for a moment and waved his hand, "Okay, you will be my personal secretary from now on."
Gu Junqing exhaled, finally having a valid reason to contact the Bingshan CEO.
Sure enough, ordinary capitalists are not scary, but capitalists who know how to draw cakes are scary.
I don’t know how many ignorant and naive young people I have deceived.
I work diligently every day to achieve the 996 blessings, just for the little hope in my heart.
"Okay, Secretary Gu, first help me pour a glass of water and make a cup of coffee."
Ye Qingxian pretended not to care and handed the water glass to Gu Junqing, her voice became slightly airy, as if she was walking on the clouds.
Apparently she couldn't contain her excitement now.
You ordered me to do things as soon as I took up the job? Gu Junqing raised his eyebrows.
However, we still have to give Ye Qingxian a taste of the sweetness, otherwise she may taste some bitter fruits in the future.
He took the water cup, finished the water, brewed the coffee, and handed it to Ye Qingxian.
"How long, how long, three years, do you know how I have spent these three years!" Ye Qingxian became excited.
Ye Qingxian took a sip and put it on the table, "This is instant coffee, I don't drink it."
"But you only have instant noodles here." Gu Junqing's eyes were a little helpless, was he about to kick his nose in the face?
"I don't care, I just want to drink coffee beans."
"By the way, remember you have to grind it with your own hands. If not, I will watch you grind it."
Ye Qingxian's excitement was beyond words, and she couldn't wait to watch Gu Junqing suffer.
Chapter completed!