Chapter 256 Brain Teasers
"How could I know, it should be an ancient man."
"So that's how it is. The ancient Chinese people are really amazing. If I were born in that era, I would have to be the most beautiful foodie."
Yang Qing smiled, "Don't go back to ancient times, you are the most beautiful foodie."
"How can that work?" Asaha Yuena curled her lips, "I like ancient plots the most."
"Tell you the truth, just like that, I couldn't live the next day in ancient times."
"Why?"
"The ancient laws were not very good, especially without the Internet, and I don't know what the prisoner looks like. I can only confirm it by portraits. And when you arrive, with your appearance and IQ, you may not be abducted and trafficked in a long time."
Asayu Yu Na pouted, "That may not be the case. They are very smart. If you don't believe it, you will ask questions. I promise you won't hesitate."
"Okay, I'll ask you, is it a pound of cotton or a pound of iron?"
Without saying a word, Asaha Yu Na said directly: "One pound of iron weighs."
"Wrong."
"I'm right. A pound of iron must be heavier than cotton. Yang Qingjun, don't bully me stupidly. Actually, I'm very smart."
Yang Qing couldn't help laughing: "Sister, don't you know that one pound is the same?"
Hearing this, Sumina Asaha realized that a pound of iron and a pound of cotton weighed the same weight.
"Oh, you are so bad. I won't believe it if you give me another chance."
"Please listen to the question. There are a total of one hundred birds on the tree. The hunter killed one, how many are there?"
"Ninety-nine."
The corners of Sumina Akayu's mouth slightly raised, "This is not a problem for me. One hundred were beaten to death, and ninety-nine were left. I'll see what you have to do to quibble."
"You're wrong again."
“Why?”
Asaha Yu Na was stunned. What he said was obviously correct, why was it wrong again? Isn’t this obviously bullying honest people?
"Think about it, one hundred birds were killed. The remaining birds were killed and they could run away when they heard the gunshots. So there was not a single bird on the tree. With your IQ, I advise you to stay at home. Don't go out if you don't have me in the future."
"You are cheating, this doesn't count, it doesn't count."
"Okay, I'll give you another brain teaser, which I learned in the fourth grade of elementary school."
"you say."
Asaha Yuina rolled up her sleeves and put down the chopsticks in her hand. She didn't answer correctly today and felt uncomfortable eating.
"Under what circumstances does one plus one equal three?"
"One plus one is not equal to three under any circumstances!"
"You're wrong again."
Asayu Yu Na raised her eyebrows: "Yes, why are you wrong again?"
"One plus one is equal to three if you calculate it wrong, so you are wrong again."
"Ah... Yang Qingjun, you can't give a good question. What's this? I don't even know that you bullied me."
As he said that, Sumina Asaha hugged her chest with her hands, pouted her mouth, and turned her head aggrievedly.
Yang Qing smiled: "Then I will give you the last question. As long as you answer it correctly, you can do whatever you want me to do."
"Really?"
Asaha Yuina seemed to see hope and turned her head, "Then tell me."
"Why don't your puppy have lice?"
"Because puppies love to be clean."
"You're wrong again."
"Dogs can only give birth to dogs, but they can't give birth to anything."
"Wow, Yang Qingjun, you bully people, woo, you are so bad, I can't play with you, woo, woo."
Asaha Yuina cried out in grievance, curled up on the bed, crying bitterly.
"Hey hey, why are you crying? Don't cry. It's okay if I was wrong. I apologize to you. I'm sorry, sorry."
Asayu Yu Na did not accept Yang Qing's apology at all. She turned her head and wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes silently.
"So that's it. You'll give me a question. I'm wrong. I can do anything for you."
"Didn't you lie to me?" Asaha Yuina sniffed, her eyes red.
"Of course, a gentleman's word is as good as hell."
"Under what circumstances does one plus one equal to two?"
"It's equal to two when you calculate the wrong thing."
"Yang Qingjun, you were wrong!"
After hearing Yang Qing’s wrong answer, Asaha Yu Na jumped happily, “You were wrong, you were finally wrong.”
Yang Qing smiled, "Okay, then what does my little princess want me to do?"
"You bullied me, so I asked you to feed me, so there should be no problem."
"Abide by the order."
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Friday, October 2nd.
Yang Qing lay on the soft bed, lowered her head, and looked at the girl curled up on her arms.
The eyes were filled with tenderness.
The two were very happy last night. They not only fed each other, but also passed on food with their mouths. It can be said that they had a happy love.
When Yang Qing woke up, he moved his arm quietly and lay down all night. He felt his hands were a little sore and he didn't feel it for a while.
"It's irritating."
"Don't move, I'm so sleepy."
"Okay, okay, go to bed."
I didn't feel it when I was lying down, but as time went by, Yang Qing realized that his arms were no longer conscious, as if he was being given anesthetic, numb.
At the same time, Sumina Asaha squirmed her lips and slowly opened her eyes, "Yang Qingjun, what time is it?"
“Third to eight.”
"Sleep for a while, I'm still very sleepy."
"Then can you pillow? My arm is about to break."
Hearing this, Sumina Kaoru reluctantly moved away from Yang Qing's arm and turned her head to his back.
Seeing this, Yang Qing was not angry and rushed to the scene. He held her in his arms and let her lie on her body to sleep.
"Oh, what are you doing, Yang Qingjun, I still want to sleep."
"Who told you to sleep with your back to me? Now, order you to lie on me."
"Okay, good night."
Yang Qing: "???????"
When is this? Good night?
Just then the phone rang. After exploring on the bed for a while, seeing the person clearly, he answered the phone.
"Hey, mom, what's wrong?"
"Son, when will you come back?"
"Didn't I say I'll go back to the evening of the third night? What's wrong? I miss me?"
Yang Ma said: "No, I just miss Xue Nai, what is she doing?"
"Sleep."
"I'm still sleeping, it's past eight o'clock."
Hearing the conversation between Yang Qing and the other two, Sumina Kaoru opened her eyes, rolled down from Yang Qing, and rubbed her eyes: "It's the aunt's voice, aunt, good morning."
"Hey, good morning Xuenai, wait, are you two together?"
Chapter completed!