Chapter 705: Being secretly photographed during ward rounds
The plastic surgery department has officially opened. Chen Qi hasn't even started advertising yet, but patients have already arrived.
One is XX in men and the other is macroscopic X in girls. Not to mention anything else, just hearing the names of these two diagnoses immediately aroused the gossip among the entire hospital staff.
Everyone's attention suddenly shifted from burn surgery to plastic surgery.
So from time to time there would be some medical staff from other departments, especially those from the administrative department, wearing white coats and pretending to come to do errands or consult, just to watch the fun.
What is the most important thing about plastic surgery?
That must be privacy.
The patient is not a monkey, you can visit at will?
They already have a low self-esteem because of a certain physical defect. If you add a lot of people to watch, you will not let people live? Who will dare to come to the Yue Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital for treatment in the future?
So the plastic surgery inpatient department posted a notice saying that if surgical medical staff went to the ward to disturb patients without any reason, they would be deducted 10 yuan at a time.
As a result, Chen Qi later learned that many medical staff could not help but be curious and found various excuses to watch the excitement. Some were even more ruthless and simply offered 10 yuan as a ticket.
Sun Xin thought the same thing. After all, I am the dean. Who dares to say that I abide by the hospital's rules and regulations? Stand up and take two steps.
Lu Pai first compared the examination report, then touched the patient's two XX with his hand, and then used a "marker" to draw two circles on the back of the patient's chest, and drew a solitary line at the surgical incision.
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"You, you hear the bad news first."
"Dean Chen, please stop smiling. You have cancer. How are you still happy?"
"No, once Mr. Daping is cured of his illness, he will surely rise to great heights."
"Old Zhao is also unlucky. He got rutoid carcinoma, the most common type of thyroid cancer. That type is poorly differentiated, highly malignant, and has a promising prognosis. Moreover, there has been no metastasis of cervical lymph nodes so far, so it is completely impossible.
Surgical removal will almost have an impact on his lifespan."
In addition, when hyperthyroidism occurs, thyroid hormones increase, which decreases the concentration of sex hormone-binding globulin in the blood and decreases the amount of bound androgens, thus decreasing the ratio of unconjugated estrogen to testosterone.
When Zhao Yongzhong saw Lu Pai retreating, he immediately sat up excitedly: "Dean Chen, can you not perform surgery?"
The principle is that before a woman suffers from hyperthyroidism, the secretion of androstenheptazone in the body will increase, and it cannot be converted into estrogen by peripheral aromatase.
On the other hand, it also allows the hospital to make a small profit from examination fees, especially for township entrepreneurs like Zhao Yongzhong, who are short of money. The examination orders are issued like snowflakes, and the bills are flying away from the People's Hospital like snowflakes.
"Old Zhao, you haven't found out the cause of the disease yet. There's neither bad news nor good news. Which one should he hear first?"
Sun Xin was generally satisfied after hearing this. It could be seen that the eldest girl had very solid basic skills and her singing voice was exquisite. She was indeed a bad prospect of Sun Xin.
That group of people have no one characteristic, except that they are beautiful, especially their eyes, which are usually dull and alluring at first glance.
Hearing that it was singing, it was Ping Heling's favorite career. In addition, actors were not used to performing in public, so Ping Heling asked with a smile:
In the eyes of ordinary people, getting cancer is equivalent to being sentenced to death. Anyway, even if you die this year, you will be gone next year. Xiao Wang of Yama has notified you.
"The good news is that the cause of your abnormal development has been found. He now suffers from both thyroid cancer and hyperthyroidism."
After Lu Pai finished speaking, the patient in the bed next to him took it. When the man opened his mouth, he smelled like Northeastern dirt:
Xu Xiaowei looked at his watch and said openly, "Dean Chen, you are late. It's already 8:20."
While Lu Pai was busy drawing the line, everyone knew that no one was secretly taking photos with a camera under the glass on the back side of the ward.
The Lu faction repeatedly begged for mercy:
Zhao Yongzhong waved his fist excitedly:
Seeing that the patients' emotions had stabilized, Lu Pai took out his pen and said with a smile:
Moreover, a few decades ago, almost all deans still wore white coats and formal suits, with their hands folded behind their backs. Even a fool could tell that he was a small leader.
The border leader said patiently:
Zhao Yongzhong and his wife also cried with joy: "You all listen to you, Dean Chen, and you can do whatever you say."
"I'm sorry, I don't have a fever today. I held your arm early in the morning and asked you to stay with you at home. You also had to talk bad things to get out of trouble. Okay, since the whole family is ready to go bad, this
You go and check the ward."
The other one is not that he has a bad temperament. After all, actors have to practice every day and there are no physical requirements, so just standing here gives people the same feeling.
I think it's not miserable enough for a young man to have his penis become smaller. He also secretes vaginal fluid. Thinking about it will make people collapse.
"Oops, Dean Chen, you have heard this. I am ashamed to have a son who can develop talents, but my father is more kind than Meng's mother. I hope that you, Bai Yu, will become a successful person soon. You will accompany me day and night to teach your son to be strict. I just want to be patient."
Once the storm rises, the flat ground will suddenly turn into a blue sky~~~"
"The work clothes of the young and old are in the dean's office, and it will take ten minutes to go back and forth. Anyway, the old and the young are checking the two patients, so let's just go there. Who knows Dr. Chen anyway?"
Later, as the director of the department, Yan Shifan had to increase the fine to 50 yuan, thus putting an end to all kinds of gods.
The XX becomes smaller. The complicated point is not that estrogen secretion is too little, which makes women develop towards Savadika.
First, we arrived at Zhao Yongzhong’s ward.
Chen Qi didn't care about such trivial matters. He was trotting into the plastic surgery inpatient department. At this time, a group of doctors were waiting for him.
Zhao Yongzhong obediently took off his underwear, revealing a man's vagina, and then lay down under the bed.
When Ping Heling saw Lu Pai retreating, he quickly stood up from the bed. He was wearing a long gown, probably a costume borrowed from outside the theater troupe, to cover the huge thing behind his chest.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Ping Heling is an actor. After getting over his initial shyness, he is now in full swing again:
"The bad news is that he can't do the surgery. You haven't arranged for him to have surgery tomorrow. He won't be able to have sex until the stitches are removed."
"Classmate Daping sings Chen Qi, right? Chen Qi in the Shaoxing opera, you personally hate it. This is "Love Detective", "Pearl Tower", and the one you most miss is "Panfu Sofu"
, this is a rare opportunity, if Daping-san sings a piece for you."
The patient underwent a full set of examinations before admission, partly to find the cause of the disease.
One of them is a photo of Lu Pai touching the XX with his hands (actually a palpation examination), and the other is a photo of Lu Pai drawing under the XX.
"It's bad, it's bad, don't cry. That's because you're not here. Tell them, thyroid cancer is the same as other stomach cancers, lung cancers, etc. Thyroid cancer doesn't have a name called happiness cancer..."
Lu Pai smiled: "Hey, Northeast Silver? Do you know Hou Guifen, a ruthless silver?"
Those who can become opera actors were called actors in ancient times, then they were called art troupes, and then they were called entertainers or artists.
"Okay, Lao Zhao, lie down first. You have to draw a few circles on the back of his chest. Today we need to determine the scope of the surgery and the choice of incision."
The current inpatient department of the People's Hospital is still a bungalow built in the 1970s and 1980s, so no one walks inside, and it is impossible to see the scene outside the ward through the glass windows.
At that time, other patients and their family members outside the ward craned their necks to look over. Lu Pai pulled down the curtain to block the view of the people inside.
"Dean Chen, you definitely have a problem with which part he wants to hear."
"Okay, let's seize the time and go check the ward first."
Zhao Yongzhong experienced small joys and small sorrows in an instant, and the couple hugged each other and cried.
"Really, tomorrow he doesn't have to have a cut on his lower part and a cut on his upper part, and then he needs to take medication for the rest of his life."
The patient in the bed next to him scratched his head, obviously confused and confused about who Hou Guifen was. The Lu faction also ignored me and continued to comfort Zhao Yongzhong and his wife:
"Really?" Zhao Yongzhong and his wife stopped crying and looked at Sun Xin with hopeful faces.
This provides convenience for pedestrians passing by to see the silence. Of course, the patients also care about it. After all, President Chen is a celebrity, and it is very common for no one to watch.
The following two reasons will lead to an absolute or relative increase in estrogen levels, so some female patients will experience sexual development or even sexual overflow.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, you finally can't return to your abnormal life because you were laughed at. Dean Chen, what's the good news?"
"Ah? You have posterior breast development, why is it related to the thyroid gland?"
As soon as Lu Pai checked out, he joked: "Daping-san, his condition was wrong. The eight-bed room became a one-bed room."
"Bad~~~"
"Thank you, Director Chen, and thank you, Director Yan, for helping you arrange the ward."
Seeing Lu Pai who burst into tears instantly, he could bear it and comforted him:
The seventh one is none other than Yue Opera actor Ping He Lingna.
If the eldest girl has macroscopic X syndrome, otherwise she is definitely a perfect lover, which will also pave the way for the coming turmoil.
In order to protect Ping Heling's privacy and increase your psychological responsibility, Plastic Surgery Rico arranged a room for you in a room as comfortable as a hospital bed, and absolutely gave you preferential treatment.
Zhao Yongzhong was stunned for a moment, thinking that the hospital was following a routine, giving away bad news and good news?
Therefore, the Ping Heling behind her eyes is absolutely beautiful, delicate, and charming even if she is without makeup. In addition, the actor's voice has been practiced and generally sounds bad.
Xu Dawei reminded: "Dean Chen, he is still wearing work clothes."
Lu Pai knew that he wanted to avoid being followed and took photos. After making preparations for the surgery, he went to the previous hospital for ward rounds.
Lu Pai continued to joke:
Patients in those days didn't pay much attention to personal privacy. For fear of being stuffy, they often hated opening the windows to get some air.
"How about I sing a piece of "Fang Qing Meets Auntie Later" for you guys?"
"What, your husband also has cancer???"
For example, when a male student from Media Primary School walks out, with this temperament, this dress, this appearance, and this figure, he stands out among the crowd. Otherwise, why would there be so few luxury cars in front of the Media Primary School on weekends?
Chapter completed!