Chapter 16 Look, what is professionalism!
Everyone looked strange, and Natasha burst out laughing, only Colson opened his mouth, wanting to cry without tears.
Listening to the demon's curse, Tony looked at Hapi's physical condition from time to time. Seeing that his emotions calmed down and no longer trembled, he asked Constantine.
"Constantine, now that demon is sealed inside his body, how can we take out the demon?"
Taking a sip of cigarette, Constantine raised three fingers.
“There are three ways.”
"you say."
"The first type, you beat him hard, scold him and beat him.
When the demon's mind is fragile and unbearable to be humiliated, he will run out of his body and we will be done."
"Uh...why should I scold you?"
Tony was a little embarrassed, really... He had never scolded the devil before!
Knowing that he couldn't do it, Constantine glanced at him with contempt.
"Come on, look at my mouth and shout with me...Babas, I'll fuck you Lao Mu!!"
Hapi's belly trembled suddenly, and the demon's angry curses could be heard vaguely.
“…”
【Emotional value from Tony Stark 333】
This is too difficult.
Let’s not talk about whether the demon will come out by himself?
Tony said he couldn't do anything to beat Hapi, a good friend.
"No, no, change one."
He shook his head and refused to drop it.
With the expression I knew would be like this, Constantine took out a nail clipper.
"The second method is caesarean section.
Have a baby, do you know?"
He gestured with his hands with his nail clipper, interpreting the process of caesarean section, looking professional.
While doing it, explaining.
"As with that principle, we cut his belly with a knife and then remove the demon."
Holding up the nail clipper in his hand, Constantine looked confident.
"I believe that you have seen my superb demonstration just now and you should be very confident in me.
Don't worry, Hapi is left to me. At most, he will lose his fertility and he will not die..."
【Emotional value from Tony Stark 367】
Ah, this...
Looking at the shining nail clipper in the other person's hand, Tony asked himself that he could not do such an immoral thing.
For the happiness of his good friend Happy in the second half of his life, Tony "cruelly" refused to look at Constantine's expectant eyes.
“...Okay, the last way.
Just find someone to mouth to mouth and suck the demon out of his stomach with force."
Constantine looked disappointed, put away her nail clipper and answered weakly.
“However, this has certain requirements for personal physical fitness.
During the inhalation process, you should always pay attention to the other person's condition. You should keep your breathing focused and keep your rhythm constant, and you should not mess up the squareness."
Seeing Tony's expression on his face, Constantine kindly reminded him.
"Using this method, the physical and mental damage to Happi is minimal.
As your good friend, you would otherwise feel wronged, grit your teeth, mouth to mouth, and stick to it!"
【Emotional value from Tony Stark 417】
Constantine...I suspect you have bad intentions!
Tony looked resentful and miserable because there was no evidence.
Looking at Hapi's thick lips, he didn't know what he thought of, and subconsciously retching and his face was extremely embarrassed.
"No, no...it's too difficult!"
Tony wanted to refuse and looked at Cons Dante in anticipation.
Constantine quickly took two steps back and waved her hand to refuse.
He walked to the side, drew a magic circle on the ground with his hands dipped in blood, and explained with a wicked smile.
"I need to always pay attention to your dynamics and send the demons to hell for the final seal, so it's all you."
Seeing that the other party had good reasons, Tony turned to Natasha and Little Pepper.
【Come Natasha Romanov’s Emotional Value 417】
【Emotional value from Pepper Poch 441】
The two ladies shook their heads repeatedly, and refused loudly as if they had taken ecstasy.
Finally, everyone's eyes turned.
【Emotional value from Phil Colson 473】
"......I?"
Colson looked dull.
"Although it is not artificial respiration, it requires certain professional qualities.
As a professional agent, I believe this kind of thing will definitely not defeat you!"
Tony's eyes lit up and immediately pulled Colson, who was reluctant to do so, desperately.
Colson was dark and slow, not knowing what py transactions he had made with Tony.
He stomped his feet, gritted his teeth, and with a generous expression of death, he aimed at Hapi's plump lips and kissed him.
Oh ~no~
【Come Natasha Romanov’s Emotional Value 473】
【Emotional value from Tony Stark 527】
【Emotional value from Pepper Poch 466】
As the sound of sucking and sucking continued to sound, the atmosphere in the room became more and more strange.
Everyone couldn't bear to look at him. With the hard work of Agent Colson, he paid the price of redness and swollen mouth, and finally sucked the demon out of Hapi's body with difficulty.
Constantine seized the opportunity, pulled the demon and sent the other party back to hell through the magic circle that had been drawn.
Bang!!
Only the devil's unwilling roar was left in the air.
"I swear, I will take you to hell-Phil Colson!!"
“…” Colson.
Her whole body twitched for a moment, and Hapi didn't know what kind of dream she had in her dream, so she couldn't help but lick her thick lips.
Colson quickly stood up and walked to the side, wiped his mouth hard with a tissue.
"Mr. Constantine, the demon was sent to hell by you, so what about the resentful spirit?"
He glanced at the other person's mouth with a funny look, and Constantine shrugged: "Leave."
"Leaving? Then how can we find it?"
"Why do you have to look for it?" Constantine was puzzled.
Eh?
Everyone was confused.
"No matter how powerful it is, it is essentially a vengeful spirit, and cannot be compared with a creature like a demon in person.
In the previous conflict with the demon, it suffered heavy damage and hid.
I think it would be impossible to repair without a recovery of 40 or 50 years."
I see.
Everyone nodded repeatedly.
"Mr. Constantine, I now officially invite you to join us in S.H.E.L.D. We have..."
"I refuse."
Before Colson could finish his words, Constantine chose to refuse.
"Mr. Constantine, I think the cooperation between us is quite pleasant. Do you want to consider it again?
We are affiliated to the United Nations, and our wages and benefits are the best in the industry. There are subsidies for every action, and there are... "
Colson was spitting lotus flowers on his mouth, and wanted to work hard to introduce him, trying to pull the other party to his own organization.
This is also the order issued by Director Nick Forre after learning about Constantine's situation.
In fact, after finding Tony, Colson had already told Director Fury about the situation here in advance.
But Constantine's attitude was very determined.
Chapter completed!