Chapter 34 As Zha Kang's teammate, Deadpool has something to say...(1/2)
“What fun?”
Now, Constantine really didn't understand, and he asked in surprise.
Seeing that he didn't understand, Deadpool finally felt energetic.
He jumped up, hugged Constantine's shoulder intimately, and decided to tell him the true meaning of life!
"Old Kang, you don't understand this.
I always have to endure it hard every time, just to wait until that moment comes!
If you don’t realize that feeling of being so refreshing and thundering, it would be a great regret in your life!!”
"What a pity?"
Wearing a black tight-fitting suit, Natasha walked out of the door with her long legs.
"Oh, I'll tell you..."
Seeing that this guy was about to speak, Constantine quickly covered his mouth with her hands.
"Shhh... Something' is coming."
There is no use of people, but the word "thing" is deliberately used.
The two of them changed their expressions and immediately reacted.
The three of them hid behind the bright iron door of the morgue and looked outwards with their bodies sideways.
One second, two seconds, three seconds...
A few minutes passed and no sound appeared.
Natasha looked puzzled and was about to ask.
"Constantine, where is that thing? Why can't I see anything!"
Deadpool doesn't care about anything else. A large part of the reason why he came today is to see the evil spirits.
He has only seen this thing on TV, and today he is coming to see the world!
The body didn't move, Constantine shrank her pupils and replied in a low voice.
"Here is here, right inside...the house!"
What?!
Natasha's expression changed drastically, and she wanted to speak but was afraid of disturbing her.
Suddenly, her pupils suddenly contracted, following Constantine's gaze, staring at the reflection on the surface of the iron gate.
There...the male corpse on the morgue.
He actually...sitted up!!
So sizzle ~
The light tubes above flashed one after another, as if they were disturbed by some mysterious force.
The magnetic field here is very delicate, the room is extremely humid, and the feeling of coldness is lingering.
Take out the pistol from the crotch, Deadpool obviously felt the change in the atmosphere, and he turned around... and turned back silently.
【Emotional value from Wade Wilson 699】
"Did you see it?" The voice was so strong that Natasha was afraid of attracting the attention of the male corpse.
"No...no."
Shaking his head, Deadpool's words were all unscrupulous.
"...Deadpool, you turned your head just now, you definitely saw it!"
Seeing Natasha glaring at him with her eyes, Constantine kindly suggested: "This way, Deadpool, if you look back, it might be just an illusion for us."
“…”
Silently giving Constantine a middle finger, Deadpool's head swept back quickly.
【Emotional value from Wade Wilson 701】
"Did you see this time?" Natasha asked quickly.
"Well......"
His head was like a puppet with a clockwork, and Deadpool shook his head left and right, stuttering and denying.
"No...I'm nothing...I haven't seen anything."
"Deadpool...why didn't you see you stuttering so much?"
Natasha questioned, and Constantine once again offered her comments: "Did you move too fast and don't see clearly? Otherwise, let's do it again?"
Deadpool: "..."
【Emotional value from Wade Wilson 707】
I, Maconstantine, is so sinister!!
This time, I didn't look back at anything.
But sometimes, I just want to be afraid of whatever I want.
He felt a chill all over his body, and then his back was inexplicably sank.
It was like in the hot dog days, someone took a 1-meter-high ice portrait and placed it on his back.
"Constantine..."
He shivered all over and was about to ask Constantine what was going on.
I saw that unfaithful bastard rushed out quickly with Natasha.
By the time he found out, the two had already run 15 meters away.
【Emotional value from Wade Wilson 719】
"Shet...this speed is so fucking fast!"
Deadpool raised his legs and wanted to run out, but every step he took felt his body colder. This cold carrion corrode was like frozen in his soul.
"Damn Constantine, I won't even call me if I leave, I'll fuck your grandma!!"
Staying there, Deadpool was so angry. He cursed that this trick was really cheated at grandma's house.
Before I could even speak out, I felt my right shoulder sinking and a cold head resting there quietly.
"Oh...Shet!!"
Deadpool is irritated, what's wrong with today?
Why do you encounter all kinds of "good things"?
What is this evil spirit's vision? Isn't it good to choose the shameless little yellow-haired girl and the smelly hot girl? Do you have to take a fancy to yourself?
Fortunately, Constantine is not too a bastard.
Behind a pillar 50 meters away, Constantine waved to this side.
"Wade, come here!"
"Old Kang...you shouted so loudly, why don't you come and help me personally?"
His eyes were grim and he walked slowly like an old lady in her 80s.
Every time I took a step, I exhale a breath of cold air, which was so cold that it was covered with some ice chips.
Seeing him walking to the designated location, Constantine had been waiting for a long time.
His welcome was particularly "warm". As soon as Deadpool approached, he immediately reached out and kicked him in the butt and kicked him into the prepared magic circle.
And as he entered the magic circle, the evil spirit behind him seemed to realize something was wrong.
It opened its mouth wide, with a silent scream, and the surging river water spit out from its mouth.
Holding a cigarette in his mouth, Constantine took out a pink children's water gun from her windbreaker pocket without any haste.
In Deadpool's expression "What are you kidding about Farke", he shot the evil spirit in the forehead.
After relaxing his body, Deadpool quickly seized the opportunity to roll forward and quickly rolled out of the formation.
Outside the magic circle, Constantine held up the children's water gun and smiled proudly.
"Children's water gun is just a cover-up, what's important is what's inside."
"What?"
Looking at the evil spirit who was kneeling down and screaming with his face, Deadpool said with support.
"Hmph... This is the old holy water in the nearby cathedral, I have paid it in particular!"
But soon, with Natasha's appearance, Constantine's smile froze on her face.
"Oh class - Shet!!" x2
To be continued...