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Chapter 1 Fairyland?

The pain was so painful that the body seemed to be slapped by hundreds of people. Especially the face, it was probably comparable to a cooked pig's head, which was swelling. After slowly waking up from the coma, Li Chengzhu couldn't help but scold him.

Why? I finally went out for a trip, but was struck by lightning. Who did I provoke whom? Li Chengzhu was angry.

In the vague memory, there seemed to be a woman who flew into the sky with her in her arms.

It's over, I was struck by lightning! Li Chengzhu thought sadly, otherwise how could this illusion be so real?

Youyou opened her eyes and showed an old face full of wrinkles in front of her. Almost the whole face was pressed against Li Chengzhu's face. Such a close distance made Li Chengzhu feel that he could almost smell the other party's bad breath.

"Young Master, are you awake?" The old-faced master saw Li Chengzhu open his eyes and said with a smile.

The strong smell made Li Chengzhu climb back a few steps without caring about the huge pain in his body. He thought that he was right. This guy had bad breath like a thatched cottage that had not been cleaned for hundreds of years. He suppressed the disgust in his heart and said, "Stay away from me, how long has it been since you brushed your teeth?"

"Brush your teeth?" the old man in front of him said in confusion, "Oh, the young master is talking about Shukou, right?"

"The same meaning." Li Chengzhu waved his hand.

"This is a bit old, I really can't remember it, let me count..." The old man counted on his fingers with a serious look on his face.

Li Chengzhu rolled his eyes and said, "I have never seen such a shameless person before. Could it be that this guy is so poor that he can't even afford toothpaste?" When he looked at the old man in front of him carefully, Li Chengzhu was shocked.

This guy's clothes look like an ancient man, wearing a linen robe, a silk scarf on his head, a long erotic boots on his feet, and a goatee that is more than half a foot long. If he takes a hoe and pickaxe, it will be a standard image of an old farmer in northern Shaanxi.

It won’t be struck by lightning to the ancient times, right? Li Chengzhu’s sweat and rain were ashen.

Seeing that the old man was still thumping and calculating carefully, Li Chengzhu asked in a trembling voice: "Which dynasty is this?"

"Dynasty?" the old man was puzzled, "If you remember correctly, it should be the year 4795 of Tianhe."

"Tianhe?" Li Chengzhu thought hard about the historical knowledge that he had long forgotten. He had never heard of any dynasty with the name of Tianhe? Moreover, there was no dynasty in history that unified the world for more than 4,000 years. Could it be... a different world?

I looked up and saw a dense forest not far away. Thick trees towered into the sky. All kinds of birds that could not be named rested on the branches, and from time to time, one or two inexplicable beasts jumped out of the woods. There were no clouds, no suns, only a vast white area. Isn’t this the legendary standard different world?

"Oh my God, kill me." Li Chengzhu wailed, thinking that he would not be able to be chopped back to ancient times, but he was chopped to another world.

"Young Master, why are you? Is it not the dream of you mortals to come here? Why do you still cry loudly?" The old man looked confused.

"Woooo... It would be great if I had my girlfriend the night before yesterday. Pretend to be innocent. I'm still a virgin. When I leave, the girl will definitely be cuckolded." Li Chengzhu cried loudly, beating her chest and bluntly feet.

"..." The old man touched the goatee's beard and remained silent.

When Li Chengzhu finished venting, the old man asked casually: "Do you really want to go back?"

"Nonsense! I have no superpowers and no magic. Stay in this wilderness world waiting to die?" Li Chengzhu felt even more uneasy. The protagonists who were struck into other spaces in books were all very awesome, and they controlled lightning and lightning. It was his turn to be slashed in vain.

"Wild?" the old man was puzzled, then smiled slightly, unable to refuse, "Actually, there is no way."

When Li Chengzhu heard that he could return to Earth without having to face some terrible monsters in this unexplored world, he became excited even toes. He could no longer care about his bad breath and jumped in front of the old man and asked anxiously: "What's the solution?"

The old man raised his eyes and looked up and down carefully, and smiled: "Cultivate into the Daluo Golden Immortal, use his great magical powers to forcibly pass the rebellious channel!"

"I...Damn!" Li Chengzhu opened his mouth wide, as if an invisible banana was inserted.

Daluo Jinxian, Cultivation Immortal, Immortal World, these words that only appear in those fantasy novels. As a reporter, Li Chengzhu has also heard some rumors. He thought these were all false, but he didn't expect that he heard these things again in this old man. Could it be that...

"Then... where is this?" When Li Chengzhu asked this, he felt like a woman stripped naked and waiting for fucking, nervous and helpless.

The old man smiled: "This is the fairy world."

……really.

"Are you an immortal?" I didn't expect to see the legendary immortal. I had to take out the camera to get a few pictures of the scenes, but the pain in my body made him unable to move at all, and his fingers were stiff there for a moment.

The old man's face darkened and he smiled embarrassedly, "Well, although I am not an immortal, I am not far from an immortal."

"Why is there an immortal in the fairy world that is not an immortal?" Li Chengzhu said in surprise.

The old man curled his lips: "Is there all humans in the human world? Fuss!"

Lee Sung-joo scratched his head: "That's true."

Although I learned that the old man was not an immortal, I couldn't help but ask: "Can you send me back?"

The old man rolled his eyes: "If you want to not even have a shit left, you can jump into the reverse channel. But when you don't even have a soul, don't blame me for not reminding you. The reverse channel can tear the soul apart."

“…”

A fallen leaf that flew over from somewhere turned and flew past Li Chengzhu's eyes and gently landed on the ground.

Another fallen leaf flew gently...

Another fallen leaf flew gently...

Another fallen leaf flew gently by...

There was another fallen leaf flying gently...

...

The old man was furious: "He is the author who cheated on the word count. Boy, don't you know what to say?"

Only then did Li Chengzhu ask weakly: "Why did I come here? Isn't this the fairy world? I'm a mortal in the world."

The old man touched the goatee's beard: "I don't know the specific situation, but you grabbed the ancient fairy and ascended to the fairy world from the Yingxian Lake."

"Ancient Fairy? Pregnant Fairy Lake?" Li Chengzhu was stunned.

"Yangxian Lake is the most treasure in the fairy world. It can be said that it is the foundation of the fairy world, and it is the lake behind you." The old man raised his hand and pointed behind Li Chengzhu.

Li Chengzhu looked back and saw an extremely huge lake behind him. The clear water could allow his sight to penetrate deep and deep distances. A huge vortex in the center of the lake was driving the lake water to rotate continuously. Although it was far away, you could still feel the force that could tear the air.

"That vortex is the reverse channel." The old man pointed to the vortex and said to Li Chengzhu. "If the person who cultivates immortals in the lower realm meets the requirements, he will ascend to the immortal world from this reverse channel by the instructions of the immortal light. If the person in the immortal world wants to go to the mortal world, he must have the ability to withstand the power of the reversal channel, such as... Daluo Jinxian."

Looking at the huge vortex in front of him, Li Chengzhu felt a chill in his heart. He really couldn't figure out how he stood here through the reverse channel intact.

The old man seemed to see through the doubts in Li Chengzhu's heart and said with a smile: "Everyone who has successfully cultivated immortals will be protected by the Eternal Fairy Lake when ascending to the Immortal World. This is the function of the Eternal Fairy Light. As long as the Eternal Fairy Light is protected, it will not be teared by the power of the reversal channel. Therefore, you can stand here intact."

"But... I have never cultivated immortals." Li Chengzhu asked out the doubts in his heart.

The old man lowered his head and thought for a long time before he said, "You should have heard a saying: One person is enlightened, and the chicken and dog are ascending to heaven! This is your situation."

"Where?" Li Chengzhu said anxiously.

"You broke into the ancient fairy during the ascension. Although the ascension was successful, the Shin Yin Immortal Light led you to the fairy world." The old man speculated that although the result of the speculation did not match the facts, it was not far from the same. In fact, the lightning that struck Li Chengzhu was a thunder reflected by the ancient fairy with magic weapons when ascension. Fortunately, it was just the last thunder, and the Shin Yin Immortal Light immediately enveloped Li Chengzhu. Otherwise, Li Chengzhu would be hit by the thunder. If there was no protection and transformation of Shin Yin Immortal Light, he would definitely die.

"By the way?" Li Chengzhu widened his eyes, "Can such a thing be by the way?"

The old man shook his head and murmured to himself: "Realistically speaking, this is impossible. Although ascension is not dangerous to pass the tribulation, there are also thunder evil. Moreover, the difficulty of two people ascending together is already a little greater than passing the tribulation. Did the Thunder God drink higher again last night?"

Li Chengzhu's mouth twitched, like a bearded Monlalisa.

"Anyway, no matter what, you have arrived in the fairy world. Congratulations!" the old man said to Li Chengzhu with a smile.

I was struck by lightning for no reason and pulled into this unfamiliar place. What's the point of congratulations?

Li Chengzhu curled his lips and asked, "What kind of ancient fairy man is that?"

No wonder the hallucination was so real, it turned out to be true. Thinking of the softness that he grabbed with his hands in a daze, Li Chengzhu laughed lewdly.

"Let's go." The old man said simplicity and thoughts.

"Leaving? Where have you gone?" Li Chengzhu became angry. Since that was not an illusion, the little feet that were slim to his handsome face were real? No wonder he felt that his face was swollen when he woke up, and he still hadn't disappeared.

"Go to the Heavenly Court to report. Since you have ascended to the Immortal Realm, of course you have to be under the jurisdiction of the Immortal Realm." The old man said it for granted.

"Fuck..." Li Chengzhu cursed inwardly.

"Cough..." At this time, the old man approached Li Chengzhu with a look of despicability, "Young Master, do you have a grudge against her?"

"No!"

"That's you snatched her magic weapon?"

"No!"

"Did you...have you molested me?" The old man looked surprised.

"Damn...what do you want to say?" Li Chengzhu asked impatiently.

The old man touched his goatee, "Actually, the ancient fairy is quite beautiful..." He paused, as if he remembered something amazing, and his whole body shivered: "It's just a bit fierce. No wonder, no matter who is just sharing half of the magic light of the magic light by others, even the magic light will be angry, so young master, even if she puts you hundreds of feet and slapps you hundreds of times in the face, you shouldn't be angry with her... Ah, have I told you that the other function of the magic light is to help the fairy who just ascended to shape the magic gold body?"

Li Chengzhu only felt anger in his heart, and said why did his whole body hurt like he had been stolen by hundreds of people? It turned out that he had been stolen by that crazy woman. I fucked her.

"Oh, by the way." The old man said again, "When the ancient fairy went to the heaven to report, he told me to take good care of you."

Li Chengzhu was surprised: "With that woman's conscience hadn't been eaten by the dog?"

"She said that she will come back and clean up yours when she is free."
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