Chapter 649 The price of mineral water in the supermarket has risen again
"Listen, everyone on earth!"
"In the name of God, humans and mutants have been disoriented. But I am back..."
"The final judgment is coming, the old civilization falls, and a new era begins..."
"Old God, I'm waiting for you in Cairo!"
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(One`??One)x2
"Wade, why are you talking to yourself alone? Are you sick again? Do you need physical therapy?"
Deadpool spread his hands: "No, it's the long-haired bald man talking in my head. I know you can't hear it, so I'll broadcast it to tell you in a live broadcast."
Almost not long after Apocalypse abducted Charles, he connected the entire world through Charles' ability, announced his return, focused on naming Russell, and also informed him of his current location.
Cairo, Egypt's capital and largest city.
As the two were talking, a gray chimney suddenly rose in the sky in the distance, and the number of them was more than ten.
Knowing the plot well, Russell and Deadpool knew very well that Apocalypse not only controlled Charles to issue a declaration, but also gave a warning to the global government.
He offended all the nuclear elevators around the world in one breath. Apocalypse pretended to be very good, but the mutant people were cheated and forced to choose a camp and get into the small notebooks of the super big guys.
Almost at the same time, mutants from all over the world cursed at Apocalypse while praying that this bastard would successfully conquer the world, otherwise they would not have a life in the future.
Whoosh!
The Night Walker moved to Russell in an instant and said anxiously: "Mr. Russell, Captain Deadpool, come with me quickly, there is trouble."
After saying that, the Night Walker reached out and placed his hand on the shoulders of the two of them, took them to teleport together, and came to the conference room of the college teachers.
The X-Men almost gathered together, and the Spirit Butterfly and Logan were there. The appearance of the Night Walker did not attract attention, and their attention was all on the TV.
On TV screen, all channels are urgently broadcasting news that nuclear weapons are launched.
"This station has received news from Europe and Asia, not only the United States, but also the nuclear weapons all over the world have been out of control. The White House has not yet issued any statement on this matter..."
"The Pentagon has confirmed that the first countries to launch nuclear bombs are the Mao Bear, the rabbit, the big Ying..."
“Many news media around the world…”
The situation was very bad. The big move of Apocalypse caused a global sensation, like a cup of cold water poured into boiling oil, and the whole world exploded in an instant.
It is related to nuclear weapons, and no one can remain calm. The media has reported this incident overwhelmingly, speculating whether the authorities' intentions are related to World War III.
What's strange is that after such a big thing happened, the superpowers remained silent, motionless as if they were asleep.
The worst is the US imperialists, because of freedom of speech, collective silence of the authorities, and crazy media hype, various conspiracy theories are spread all over the streets and alleys.
Immediately someone took out a banner from under the desk and added "opposition to war" to the words "President Eat Shit", "Protesting Racial Discrimination", "Green and Environmental Protection", etc., and grouped together in three or five, calling friends to walk onto the streets, adding insult to the turbulent situation.
Not to mention, there are quite a few people who like to shine and heat, and there are about ten people in almost every building.
After a while, the media stopped reporting on nuclear bombs. The follow-up news was the "Texas shooting", the "Detroit shooting", and the "Chicago shooting". The more chaotic it is, the more chaotic it is.
It is conceivable that tonight, the tap water and shovels in supermarkets in large and small cities in the United States will be hyped up to sky-high prices.
What, you can understand mineral water, why do shovels get sold at sky-high prices?
Fuss, without shovels, how could the American people build air-raid shelters in their own yards!
“It’s so lively!”
"yes!"
The two silly people watched the excitement without much trouble. They changed the channels to watch the current affairs news and frantically complained about the silly American people.
At this moment, the TV picture changed again. After the jumping snowflakes flashed, a big blue face appeared on the TV, which was the face of the apocalypse.
"I bet on $100, this guy is the most silly."
"Follow, don't accept rebuttal!"
Russell didn't want to watch the silly, so he picked up the remote control and changed the channel. Ten channels in a row were dominated by Apocalypse. He could only calmly put down the remote control and see what he wanted to say.
"Everyone on the earth, you must have seen the beautiful scenery of fireworks blooming, so don't worry, this is the curtain call of the old era. In the new era, you no longer need weapons, firearms, swords, spears, stone tools, etc...."
The apocalypse started again. Deadpool didn't give up. He grabbed the remote control and changed several channels. He was stabbed by Logan next to him with a claw, and then he calmed down.
As the camera turned, the blue big-faced plate disappeared, replaced by the Egyptian land with pyramids. The apocalypse stood in front of the camera, leaving an unfathomable back for the audience in front of the TV.
As he raised his hands high, the entire Cairo shaking violently like an earthquake. The tall buildings shattered, the ground collapsed, and all the materials split in an instant. They were reorganized in the city center and built a towering giant pyramid.
The metal tower body is the most miracle in the world. It shines brightly under the scorching sun, reflecting a heavy solemn feeling, which makes everyone watching the live broadcast stunned.
turn out to be……
This is how the pyramid was built!
I would like to congratulate New York and Los Angeles here. They survived with a very small probability. Tianqi was an ancient Egyptian, otherwise these two brothers would be in trouble again.
The picture jumped again, and the expressionless dead face of Apocalypse appeared in front of the camera: "Humans, for the three thousand six hundred years of my sleep, you have ruled the world. Now I have woken up and ready to be purified!"
The screen was frozen, and then a hand-painted big head paste appeared on the TV.
Seeing this face, everyone looked at Russell in unison, not understanding what purpose Tianqi hung his avatar in the global live broadcast screen.
"Old God, don't think about escaping. I will defeat you in front of the whole world and let your believers know that you are vulnerable."
Apocalypse disappeared from the picture, only Russell's big head sticker was still there, he became famous!
"Oh, man, you're going to be popular." Deadpool screamed: "Now everyone in the world wants to know you, you will have endless announcements, endorsements, film appointments, and interviews... Damn, you must remember that during the interview, you call yourself a member of the X-Special Attack Team, your captain is Wade Wilson... No, I tm will no longer be the captain, I want to be your agent."
"Don't be stupid, the person in the portrait is not me."
When Deadpool heard this, his whole face was pressed on the TV and repeatedly confirmed: "Impossible, it's obviously the same!"
Russell calmly analyzed and pointed out the difference between himself and his portrait: "Compare it, it is easy to find a mistake. The person in the portrait has too large a gap between the eyebrows and lacks cohesion; the bridge of the nose is a little collapsed; the lips are too thin, which makes him look very thin; the worst thing is that his hairline is one centimeter higher than mine, how could it be me?"
Man, I think you want to be bullshit!
Deadpool had never seen such a shameless person. Russell's shamelessness made him realize that the captain's position could be stolen at any time.
The others felt bad, fearing that they would be infected with the Sand Sculpture Virus, and subconsciously stayed away from Russell and Deadpool.
Logan and Lingdie also retreated, and soon the two of them looked as if they were quarantined. They were members of the X Special Attack Team and they were labeled as a sand sculpture virus carrier.
Bang!
The door of the conference room was pushed open, and the magic-shaped woman Riven pushed the door and walked in, with a serious face: "Hank has already debugged the plane. Let's set off to Cairo and save Charles now."
The enemy is unprecedentedly powerful. To be honest, this trip will most likely be killed, but all the X-Men did not refuse.
Riven named several wounded people with limited mobility. In addition to her, the X-Men were left with the Night Walker Wagner, Fast Silver Pitro, and Magneto Eric who joined temporarily.
Adding the Deadpool, Logan and Russell of the X-Special Team, exactly seven people.
"Mr. Russell!"
On the way to the aircraft, Riven asked in a low voice: "Chal...Professor asked me to ask you, is it sure it's the winner and the loss is half?"
Deadpool had asked this question eight hundred times, and Russell sighed and said the last time: "Yes, is there any problem?"
Ruiwen was a little confused and nodded and stopped talking.
She had no problem, but Russell had a problem: "By the way, Professor X won't go, I haven't seen where others are."
"The professor is in the secret room of the brain wave enhancer. He has a way to stop the apocalypse from seizing Charles' body, and he can still..." Speaking of this, Riven's face turned embarrassed: "Can he help him keep his hair!"
Chapter completed!