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Chapter 850: The Church's Strongest Exorcist

Truth is a big adventure!

A very old party entertainment game, also known as honesty and bold, similar to the king's game, has lasted for a long time and is very popular among young people.

I won’t say much about the reasons for my likes. The article is too long and the number of words is too many. Details of it can cause physical discomfort.

It’s boring to play this game between the same sexes, but it’s different between the opposite sexes. Happiness is multiplied by two, which is super doubled.

For example, now, herbal botanist Martin has appointed a next home to let the blonde girl Julie choose, who chose to take a big adventure.

Although Martin has sucked too much tobacco, his IQ has always been online. He may have been studying herbs all year round. He is extremely resistant to drugs. Even if he swallows clouds and vomits, it will not affect his judgment.

Martin knew that Julie was a conservative girl. Because the two had a partner before, Julie was strictly guarded and never let him get what he wanted.

This time, Martin is preparing to let Julie retreat, designate her big adventure mission, and have an intimate contact with the wolf-headed ornament on the wall.

To put it bluntly, it is to show off in public.

The result was beyond Martin's surprise. Julie agreed happily, got up and left the sofa, walked towards the wolf's head decoration with a cat step. After showing off her figure with a tempting dance, she raised her hand and held the wolf's head and started chatting with her, and finally kissed her passionately.

The friends expressed their shock. The three male students stared at Julie without blinking, fearing that they would miss any important scenes.

Russell stared at him without blinking, but his starting point was different. He was not looking lustfully, his eyes were full of criticism and scrutiny.

This is the truth. With his ability, he really wants to do something. If he smashes telepathically, he can immediately switch the position with the wolf head and turn the Thor's face green.

Julie is Cote's girlfriend, she just made a fuss and is ready to take her off this weekend.

"Hey, Jason, are you really not going to attend our party?"

Seeing Russell staring at his girlfriend with a lewd look, Cote stepped forward to block his vision and said speechlessly: "Although you are a... priest, everyone is young and must have a common language."

Kurt's major is sociology, interpersonal communication and interaction are his specialties, and he is also the initiator of this weekend event.

He borrowed a small house in the forest from his cousin and invited friends to party, even he prepared the RV.

Russell was alone next to him, and he didn't say anything alone, which also made others unhappy. Tecco thought this was not good, so he would be crazy together and pull Russell in so that everyone would have fun.

Russell shook his head and refused: "No, I am here to exorcise, I must always be vigilant!"

"Exorcist..."

Kurt grinned when he heard this: "Man, are you serious? It's not that I don't believe in you, but that this society advocates science, and I am also a materialist myself, so... you understand."

"I understand that we exorcists also rely on scientific means to exorcise the demons."

“…”

Cotter rolled his eyes when he heard this, thinking that Martin might have a common language with Russell, because the latter also had a brain that had just been sucking in the air.

Russell said seriously: "Koter, don't worry about my purpose. I stay because you have a few of you Yintangs are getting black and may be in a bloody disaster!"

"What?"

Cultural differences, Kurt didn't understand Russell's meaning very much, but Yin Tang was black and he understood and whispered: "Man, don't let Horden hear this sentence. He is a black man. You just met him and it's not suitable to make such jokes."

Russell shook his head slightly when he heard this. Cote's Thor face always made him very out of the way, but in fact, the two were completely opposite, and it was hard to find something in common except for their faces.

Thor relies on a hammer to make a living, and occasionally has an idea and burst out unexpected wisdom; Cote relies on his brain to exercise his body to calm others down and listen to him speak and reason.

"Koter, have you ever thought about what job to do after graduation, such as a blacksmith?"

Russell tried to guide, and Cote perfectly explained what would happen if Thor had no hammer. An ordinary mortal might even ride a motorcycle and hit the hexagonal grid and be electrocuted.

Thor: No, he was killed by hitting him!

"Why is the blacksmith?"

Cote laughed and said with a smile: "I think the actor is good. With my handsome appearance, I will definitely make a name for myself. Maybe I will leave my name on the Avenue of Stars."

"Maybe!"

"By the way, man, there are no rooms available, you might have to spend the weekend on the couch tonight."

Cotter shrugged, apologized, and suddenly lowered his voice: "But there is no turning point. If I can take Julie down tonight, maybe my room will be empty."

"Good luck!"

"Thanks!"

After Cote said that, he turned around and left, thinking that after he said these words, Russell would not stare at his girlfriend lustfully.

Bang!!

A sudden vibration made the five people in the living room startled and turned around and looked at the source of the sound.

On the floor, the cellar door of the wooden house opened for no reason, revealing the dark basement entrance.

“What’s the situation?”

"It may be the wind blowing, don't scare yourself."

"Your statement is even more terrifying, it means you have drunk too much."

The five of them were having sex and didn't take it seriously. It happened that the game was the turn of the little wave-haired Dana, who had chosen a big adventure, so she entered the cellar to explore.

Dana felt a little regretful, but she knew that it was worse to choose the truth. She gritted her teeth and walked down the wooden stairs, and soon she was like she discovered some treasure and let everyone go down together.

Russell also walked into the cellar with great eyesight. Others were unable to see the whole picture with flashlights. He swept his eyes and saw all the collections in the basement clearly.

Reptile claws, gas masks, glass bottles, brooms, magic books, snake sheds, music boxes, videotapes, wedding dresses, dolls, conchs…

These objects are piled up in the cellar, covering a lot of them, none of which is repeated.

There seemed to be a magic power in the dark. The five-person group of sacrifices silently studied the objects in front of them. Russell smelled the scent of wisdom in the air, a chemical agent with hallucination and hypnosis effects, just like Martin's favorite herb.

Russell did not stop him. He had studied these summoning ornaments, ordinary accessories, and had no psychic powers.

Therefore, the summoning ceremony does not contain any magical colors and is very scientific. The Earth Guardian organized the artificial release of monsters.

Use an elevator!

"People, listen to this, I found a little girl's diary, from 1903."

Just as others selected objects, such as Julie was about to bring a string of necklaces to her neck, Dana suddenly seemed to have discovered a new world and read it with a diary: "On April 4, my father got angry with me and said I lacked true faith... Mom screamed every night until her father cut her belly and stuffed it into coal... Judas dreamed that glory comes from pain..."

"Stop, can you stop thinking?" Martin's scalp was numb when he heard it, afraid that he would have nightmares at night.

"No, keep going, don't stop."

"Why?"

"No reason, it's cool, and I'm wondering what's going on later."

The remaining four ignored Martin, who was confused by herbs, and continued to listen to Dana's diary.

"Believers read the following to commemorate the souls of our family. We will be reborn and bring endless pain to the world..."

Dana read this and said, "There is Latin behind it, which looks scary."

"Enough, guys, let's stop here!" Because herbs were too researched, Martin, who was extremely resistant to drugs, was not hallucinated, and he became the most sober among the five people, so he was confused in daily life.

Russell looked around. The Earth Guardian organization had a problem with its vision, and the five sacrifices were not in line with each other. Perhaps the medicine could turn them into the corresponding sacrifice, but...

Why do you need to do this in vain and just use real characters?

"Jason, aren't you going to stop them?"

Martin persuaded him to ignore him. Seeing Russell, who was studying the strange ornaments, he came up to himself: "Man, tell me the truth, are you a priest? If so, isn't it a bit wrong here?"

"I am indeed a priest, I'm just a false one."

Russell patted Martin on the shoulder and comforted with a smile: "Don't worry, with my professional level of perspective, everything is normal here, at least for now."

"at present?"

"Don't worry, with me here, no monster can hurt you. You may not believe it. I am the strongest exorcist in the church. I have been professionally exorcist for a hundred years and have never missed it once!"

“…”

Martin: I just smoked two tobacco, which doesn’t mean I’m confused!

"I have driven out vampires, immortal killers, zombies, etc., and countless hell creatures have been killed by me."

Russell took over Martin's shoulder and told his glorious history: "I joined forces with the Archangel Gabriel to expel the terrifying demon king who led the army of hell, closed the gates of hell, and ensure that there are no creatures on earth."

“…”

Martin: Man, did you smoke too much when you came?

"Later, it didn't work, Gabriel fell..."

Russell sighed and said, "Gabriel and the son of Satan colluded with each other, wanting to restart the gates of hell and turn the world into the second hell. What happened later?"

“…”

Martin: They were defeated by you!

"Yes, let you guess it right, they were defeated by me!"

(One`'One)

Martin frowned. What's going on? He said what he said?

"Yes, you said it out."

Russell advised him kindly: "I advise you to study less herbs. That thing will not do you good. Look at you, and you don't know if your memory is confused."
Chapter completed!
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