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Chapter 28 Grandpa is Your Uncle(1/2)

Hahaha, this young master is indeed gifted and beaten the monk so hard that he wants to return to secular life. He begins to be angry and scold people.

Chu Fan was so happy that he retorted smugly: "How is it, your uncle is your uncle!"

Kutoutuo roared: "Let your bitch raise the big fart, grandpa is your uncle!"

Grandpa is your uncle?

What kind of bastard logic is that the monk's mind is not clear.

Chu Fan shrugged and said with a smile:

"You monk Hua pretends to practice hard, but in fact, you are all good at killing, stealing, eating, drinking, and gambling. Entering the valley to kill people, rob divine breath, committing killing, stealing, and adultery, don't say that you have no. I saw with my own eyes that your hands and feet are not clean, and I just want to get some oil on the Jade Fairy, just want to take some oil..."

"I'm fist, not hands and feet..." Kutouduo shouted in grief and anger.

"Dare you say that fists are not hands and feet?"

“…”

"As for lying, do you dare to say no? You are pretending to swear to the sky, I'm gonna swear!"

"I swear that I won't get entangled if I lose my bet, but I didn't say that I can't rob it before I bet."

"Haha, then it's just a swearing to cover up the idea of ​​robbing. Is it considered breaking the false precept?"

“…”

"As for food and drink, you are the one who secretly eats dog meat and drinks flower wine, you know best in your heart. As for gambling, you were just betting with the Jade Fairy. By the way, you are still cursing people... Killing, stealing, adultery, eating, drinking, and gambling. The Buddhist precepts were completely destroyed by you, and you also have a face wearing a cassock to deceive..."

...

When Chu Shenshang's righteous words came to an end, Kutou Tuo, who had recovered some of his energy and energy, said coldly:

"Who are you? There is no secular master like you in Yunmeng City."

"I am your uncle...Damn, your uncle, you dare to cast magic secretly to your uncle!"

Just as he was shaking his head and talking proudly, he suddenly felt his body tightening and his breathing was not smooth, as if he was putting in a heavy armor and unable to move. Chu Fan sneered and broke free, and rushed to the monk with a flash, and punched and kicked again.

"I told you to pretend to be a monk, I told you to break the cause and condition, I asked you to use me as a meat shield... You are such an ugly monster that is so ugly that you can't be more ugly, and you turn yourself into a mummy specimen, and you dare to run out and scare people..."

Now, a trace of magic power that had finally condensed again was completely extinguished. Kutou was shaking, panting, and unable to stand firmly.

Of course, Chu Shenshang did not use heavy hands. He really had to tear the monk apart without breathing.

Haha, it seems that after the immortal master loses his magic power, his body is no more powerful than that of ordinary people.

He took out his fake breath and stuffed it into his arms, bent his arms around his waist, and walked out with great swagger.

I always have some doubts in my heart, and I can't tell whether the monk is an enemy or a friend. But it is necessary to clear the opponent's combat power.

The jade sea flowers circling around the cliff, and I felt in a mess and uneasy.

Sometimes I felt that the scholar was just sent to death, so I just stopped him; sometimes I felt that I had actually believed in the words of mortals and waited hard, which was really stupid; sometimes I felt that the boy was really not simple...

But after only one stick of incense, he saw the scholar climbing out of the cave with Kutoutuo, jumping off the high cliff, and his eyes widened.

This is too easy, too fast!

Also, he just jumped like this, not afraid of falling and falling to death? The immortal master did not dare to jump like this without using his spells.

Thinking of the other party just now, Yiren couldn't help but have a red face.

Bang...

With a muffled sound, the grass leaves and gravels splashed and the dust flew.

The scholar threw the bitter head like a bundle of straw and waved to the jade sea flower.

The Yuhai Flower landed silently on a rock five feet away, and put away the brocade handkerchief.

She had seen Kutoutuo's head bulging and bloody, and it was terrible. She instinctively felt that she could not get too close to the scholar.

God is pitiful, that wasn't really what Chu Fan beat.

But he didn't care when he took the monk out of the cave. Those injuries were bumped into the stone by the jingling of the jingling and the rock. The bald donkey did not have a trace of magical protection, so of course he was very proud.

Seeing that Yu Haihua was full of vigilance, Chu Fan smiled, took out the fake breath from his arms and threw it over, and said, "For you."

The monk widened his eyes, his teeth itched with hatred, and he cursed in his heart. He had seen a prodigal person, but had never seen a prodigal person of this kind! The world's number one magical thing was actually given to a strange woman by him.

The beads slowly flew to Yiren, and a white light shone in the sunlight, and a circle of rainbow appeared faintly around them.

Yuhaihua looked quietly, not daring to answer.

What if it is a trap? Kutou Tuo is a bloody lesson!

In addition, the boy couldn't see through the details, so he didn't dare to offend him.

Chu Fan knew she was suspicious and smiled:

"You don't have to be polite to Fairy Jade. This one is not the real divine breath. Wei Feng made it wrong back then. But for Fairy, it may be more useful than divine breath..."

A hint of surprise flashed across Yu Haihua's face, and she felt a little blessed, and asked:

"How did you know?"

Chu Shenshang scratched his head and was embarrassed to explain:

"Hehe, I'm not a senior either. Let's get along with each other, so you might as well call Chu Fan. I have something to do with Yunmeng. I have played with this bead for a long time, of course I know..."

Fart, fart! After hearing this, the monk was so angry that he almost hit the rock with his head.

Yu Haihua glanced at Kutoutuo but still refused to answer.

Chu Fan scratched his head and asked:

"Yu Fairy, you are at the middle level of the God of Merging, and you are only one step away from the top level, right?"

Yu Haihua nodded and said:

"The little woman is the middle class of the Immortal God."

After hearing this, Chu Fan was so excited that his throat was itchy.

Tong Jin was right, she was indeed a middle-class genius. Tsk tsk, only two steps away from being a master of the national teacher, and now she made a lot of money.

After coughing twice, Chu Shenbang said solemnly:

"In the body, the spiritual learning and the heaven are embraced, and everything is generated by true qi. The first thing to do in cultivation is to gather qi and refine qi. However, the essence of heaven and earth is thin and the spiritual energy is mixed. Often, only by refining a large amount of vitality can you store a little pitiful true qi. Why can't you fight the sects? A large part of the reason is that you lack the blessings of the cave heaven.

"And this bead contains the ultimate spiritual energy, without any attributes, which can be directly converted into true energy, which is more effective than the best crystal. Jade Fairy is a middle-grade level in the realm of the God-Mergeant. After refining this bead, it will add at least one month of skill. Even if you don't use it, you can carry emergency services with you..."

Yu Haihua still kept silent, thinking to herself that since there are such benefits, why don’t you stay? Besides, why don’t you have a trace of true energy in your body?

Seeing that she was indifferent, Chu Fan sighed:

"Yu Fairy, when I threw the beads over just now, I made a very thin hole on it. Alas, you should have felt the gushing of spiritual energy long ago..."

Yu Haihua hesitated for a moment, and finally reached out to hold the bead. She only concentrated on her mind for a moment, and after the fierce battle, her pale face quickly returned to rosy.

She was not pretentious either. She closed the hole with her thumb, put beads on her sleeve, and bowed:

"Fellow Daoist Xie Chu gave me a jewel, I wonder how I should serve you?"

Chu Fan was happy.

As the saying goes, big breasts and brainlessness, this Yuhaihua doesn't look stupid.

"Chu hopes that Fairy Jade will go to Yunmeng Royal City to protect one person. After the matter is completed, he will give him three more pearls to reward him."

Yu Haihua thought about it and asked back:

"The Princess Liu Ruofei?"

“That’s right.”

"When spring is warm and flowers bloom, Marquis Li will attack Yunmeng. As an immortal master, he must not be involved in ordinary wars."

"You don't have to participate in the war. Just ensure her safety alone within half a year. If the Yunmeng Royal City cannot be defended by then and she is stubborn and refuses to escape, you might as well kidnap her away."

"Okay, the deal is completed." Yu Haihua agreed readily.

Kutou Taku sneaked out from behind a pile of thatched grass, lowered his voice and said angrily: "Addict**."

Yu Haihua glanced at her, expressionless.

Chu Shenbang was unhappy, so he fisted and grabbed his sleeves, stared at him and scolded, "You are not afraid of being beaten, you are itchy, right..."

The jade sea flowers have opened their eyes.

Since ancient times, there may not be a middle-level immortal master in the Immortality who has been intimidated by mortals like this.

The monk was so scared that he shuddered and quickly retracted his head.

Seeing that the monk was completely honest, Chu Fan agreed to be a bodyguard and felt that the feast of Shilipo was about to clean up the mess. He delayed it for too long, and he was afraid that he would change.

Yu Haihua looked at him busy and asked strangely:

"Fellow Daoist Chu, what are you doing?"

"Pick up firewood and raise wolf smoke."

"Where is wind in the valley, where can wolf smoke rise? The smoke from cooking is almost the same."
To be continued...
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