An immortal is flying in the sky of the God Realm. Zhang Sanfeng, it has been ten thousand years since he found his wife Athena from another world to return. For this long time, we have been living a very happy and harmonious life, making me feel very happy and happy. Oh, of course, if I could be happier except for Athena's occasional willfulness!

Now, she asked me a few days ago, saying that she wanted to celebrate Christmas with me. I was so stunned that I died. The Lord, the bird man, didn’t speak Chinese, what kind of Christmas do I have? But, my wife forced me, I had no choice but to agree. Well! Let’s just commemorate the half egg I ate yesterday. The leftover eggs of Christmas are the same anyway! Good! Fortunately, this explanation makes me happy with the surplus egg festival.

But Athena's problem came again. She still wanted eggs and gifts left? She was so dizzy. I wanted a gift for the eggs. If I had a cow, she wouldn't have to kill me? Besides, is she still lacking anything? If she had to eat, what was there in the warehouse in her palace? Not to mention those flying in the sky, running on the ground, and swimming in the water, they were all too vulgar. She even had centipedes and earthworms drilling in the ground. What else could I find? To put it in, if her clothes were replaced with equivalent gold bricks to build the Great Wall, she would probably be able to at least eight and a half circles of the earth! Is there no way to give it?

In the end, Athena asked for something herself. After hearing this, I was so mysterious that I didn't take it. Athena actually wanted the water from the angel's reincarnation pool to wash her feet in heaven? My goodness, that pool is the lifeblood of someone else. If there is no such thing, the angels are dead, but they can't be reincarnated? Moreover, they are usually guarded by heavy troops. Although I have divine power, there must be a limit, right?

But what is there? I am angry for the beauty! When I think of the bird-man and bird-like aura we were in another world, I can't help but feel angry. The dignity of men made me make me determined - do it! Fortunately, Christmas is coming, and all the high-ranking angels guarding there ran to pay their birthday to the dogs of Jehovah. The guards of the reincarnation pool were at the weakest time, so I took advantage of the opportunity and suddenly came out, cut down all the guards, and then put a small bottle that Athena gave me into the pool and started to collect the water.

With just a few breaths, the bottle sucked the water from the pool to the sky. The reincarnation pool is a few acres in size? That's it? I noticed that the bottle Athena gave me was a counterfeit of a Guanyin water bottle that Sister Guanyin lost to her when she played mahjong. Although it was not fully functional, the ability to hold liquid was definitely enough to hold four oceans!

Oh, it’s not good to keep it for others? I became a monk, how could I do this to cut off my descendants? I happened to feel a little uncomfortable in my abdomen, so I just kept the end product of my metabolic products for others! Alas, I felt that I had fallen, and this smelly habit was learned by Sun Wuzi, the leader of our "Three Harms", so I should blame him if I blame him? So, I simply left a book saying: "The Monkey King is here to visit! "Then patted my butt and left!

Haha, I can't blame me for not being friends enough. It's really abominable that monkey was so hateful. That time, he was peeking at the three beauties in the Western God Realm to take a bath. After being discovered, the dead monkey threw down a shoe he had worn from me and ran away by himself! It made me quarantined by Athena for more than 30 years before the truth was revealed. Today, I have such an opportunity, and I don't want to be humiliated by him. Who can I be worthy of?

While playing with the jade bottle in my hand, I imagined the shame and anger of the dead monkey after knowing that he was being yin. At the same time, I was in a good mood and rushed back to the goddess Athena Palace in the holy mountain of the divine realm, preparing to send Christmas gifts to my wife Athena. However, as soon as I entered the palace gate, I felt a sharp murderous aura coming from it!

No, I was wondering in my heart, when did I offend her again? No? I thought about it for a long time but didn’t remember it? Well, it must be that she was angry with others, I took it for granted!

‘Madam!’ After I went in and saw the angry Athena, I asked gently: ‘Who are you angry with? Tell me, I threw him into the eighteenth floor of hell!’

‘No!’ Athena gritted her teeth and said, ‘The eighteenth level of hell is so kind to you! I want to deal with you myself!’ As he said that, he teleported to me and then used the orchid hand that I taught her to touch the acupoint, and directly twisted my ears!

‘Ah? Why is it me again?’ I was complaining in my heart, and quickly dodged and yelled: ‘Slow! I have to let me die, right?’

‘Hmph!’ Athena roared: ‘Yes, today, you must give me an explanation! Say, what is this? Why do you have to give you this kind of worship every year in the past ten thousand years since you came back from another world!’ As she said that, Athena had a large basket of greeting cards in her hand!

‘What’s this?’ I smiled bitterly and said, ‘When I was in another world, I was invincible. With my demeanor, there will naturally be some loyal subordinates and friends around me. Isn’t that anything?’

‘Hmph!’ Athena sneered, ‘Listen to me to read it to you.’ As she said that, she took out a magic greeting card made of white light. In the light, a beautiful girl who knelt on her feet and prayed gently: ‘No matter when I wait for you, Xianya will only pray for you in this life!’

‘Say! Who is Xianya? Why did she treat you like this?’ Athena said angrily!

‘This! Ah!’ I said tremblingly: ‘Xianya is the orphan I took in. I have been raised as my sister since I was a child. Therefore, this 'brother-sister relationship' is more profound! ‘I specifically emphasized the words 'brother-sister relationship'!

‘Hmph! I’m looking at my childhood sweetheart?’ Athena said disdainfully: ‘What about this?’ She took out another magic shell, and there was a beautiful woman with outstanding looks dancing on it. A sound like a fairy music came, ‘Helen is waiting for you forever!’

‘This?’ I said anxiously: ‘That’s right, she owes me a favor. Yes, it’s just a favor. I always don’t repay her embarrassedly. Isn’t this just urging me!’

‘Quoting!’ Athena said angrily: ‘So what to say about this!’ She took out another magic flower. The flower was covered with flame petals, but the inside was filled with ice stamens. Two twin beauties sat upright inside and said softly: ‘Brother, come back quickly? We miss you so much!’

‘Ah? This?’ I was so anxious that I said in a cold sweat: ‘They are my creditors, yes, they are creditors. This time I owe them favors yet!’

'It's obvious that you want to kill two birds with one stone, but you still dare to make excuses?'Athena said angrily: 'Then how do you explain this?' What she took out was also a magic flower this time. Among the flowers, a beautiful girl danced and sang:'

Since you don’t look back, why don’t you forget it; since you have no chance, why do you need to make a vow? Today is like water without traces. When is the morning sun? You are already strangers. ‘(Pirate immortal sword here)

‘What else do you have to say, ungrateful bastard!’ Athena said in anger, then waved her hand, and at some point she had picked up her holy sword and stabbed her in the forehead!

At this extremely critical moment, I finally returned to my usual calmness, used my highest wisdom, and used my best skill - lying! Although I have told countless lies in my life, I insist on this one today is the most exciting one!

‘I~~I was wronged!’ I roared at Athena in grief and anger, and ignored the holy sword that was close to her. Under my powerful eye attack, Athena finally softened, and at this time the holy sword was only 0.01 millimeter away from my eyebrows!

‘What are you wronging!’ Athena asked in confusion!

‘I have proved my innocence because of conclusive evidence!’ I swear to you!

‘Tell me!’ Athena said in a gentle tone!

'You can think about it carefully. With my ability to do that night until dawn, can I not leave a man or a woman after living with so many women?'I am wronged!

‘Hmph!’ But unexpectedly, Athena said to me in a more disdainful tone, ‘You have been with me for ten thousand years, and I haven’t seen me pregnant? Why are you bragging? You are obviously incompetent!’
Chapter completed!