Chapter 861: Dance against monkeys

"Why don't I collect the rules!" I immediately protested.

"Haha, you have married dozens of wives in a row and have the face to say that you can abide by the rules?" The monkey laughed and said, "Brother, although our three evils are shameless, we have to have a limit, right?"

"It's a dozen, my sun, not a few dozen!" I said disdainfully: "I always think that only guys who can't even count are truly shameless!"

"Who do you think can't count?" The monkey jumped up in anger. He was most afraid of others saying that he was uneducated.

"Okay, okay, don't make a noise. When you meet, you either fight or make a noise. I'm tired if you are not tired!" Chang'e said with a wry smile: "Sit down and have a cup of tea first!"

"Hmph!" I and the monkey snorted at each other, and quickly sat down and had tea.

Chang'e then said to me, "Where are your ladies?"

"They have been practicing magic weapons recently, and they have been in seclusion, so they haven't come!" I explained. Although the newly obtained super treasures are barely available now, if you want to exert more power, you still need to work hard to sacrifice and refine them continuously. Besides, they are not familiar with monkeys, so I did not waste their time.

"Ha, is that?" the monkey teased, "It's not that they dislike your rude bull's nose, do they want you?"

"Haha!" I immediately laughed, "I'm rude? It's just a joke. Compared to you, I'm a gentleman!"

"That's right!" Wangyou immediately said to her, "I heard from Sister Chang'e that you do four things every day, practice, drink and fight. All of them are rude things, which shows how rude you are!"

"Tsk!" the monkey said disdainfully: "Then the bull's nose is the same as me? Has he done anything elegant besides these things?"

"Of course!" Wangyou said with a smile: "He at least flirted with her ladies!"

"Haha!" Monkey and Chang'e laughed to the ground on the spot.

"Oh!" I suddenly turned red with my old face, and I wish I could get under the table.

"I can do this, too!" the monkey then smiled proudly.

Wangyou said with a funny look, "What do you know? I have heard of your embarrassing things. Sister Chang'e asked you to accompany her to enjoy the moon and recite poems, but you only care about drinking. After drinking too much, you started dancing sticks on the spot and smashed a piece of herb that Sister Chang'e had worked hard to plant. Sister Chang'e was so angry that she ignored you for a few days. Is this a matter?"

"This~" the monkey scratched his head depressedly and smiled bitterly: "How did you know?"

"You are the Jade Emperor now, and your every move is being paid attention to by the God Realm. Such a big embarrassing thing will naturally become the laughing stock of the entire God Realm as soon as it comes out. I don't need to inquire. Others just say it to me as a joke!" Wangyou smiled.

"This group of mouthful donkeys!" the monkey said fiercely.

But I asked excitedly: "The monkey has done such a disgraceful thing? Is there anything else?"

"Of course there is!" Wangyou then smiled and said, "The most despicable thing was the time when the banquet was held in the Heavenly Court. When it was climax, Sister Chang'e wanted to present a dance music to everyone. As a result, everyone was conquered by Sister Chang'e's beautiful dance posture. Everyone widened their eyes, for fear of watching less, but this dead monkey. He had applauded at the beginning, but later he fell asleep at this critical moment!"

"Haha!" I suddenly laughed so hard that I couldn't stand up, and said repeatedly: "It's so funny, so funny. Sister Chang'e is known as the number one dancer in the divine world, but unexpectedly, someone can sleep while she dances. This is simply too shameful!"

"That's of course. Anyway, the guests at that time were shocked by the monkey's actions!" Wangyou then asked with a smile: "Sister Chang'e, how did you feel at that time!"

"I even wanted to die at that time!" Chang'e smiled bitterly: "That's a new song I carefully prepared for several years. I thought it would win the praise of a monkey! But unexpectedly, it was just someone else's lullaby! And in front of so many people, how could I get off the stage? It's so outrageous!"

Although it was a few years ago, when Chang'e mentioned it now, she wanted to bite a monkey and two.

"Hehe!" Seeing that the situation was not good, the monkey quickly smiled and said, "Missue, mistake, I promise not to sleep again next time!"

"Do you want to have a next time?" Chang'e said with a little dissatisfaction: "I won't perform singing and dancing to you in the future. That's a blasphemy to art!"

"Yes, yes, that's just playing the piano against a cow!" I smiled and said, "I fell into the wrong place."

"No. How can you say it is playing the piano against a cow? It should be said it is 'dance against a monkey'!" Wangyou also smiled and said sarcastically.

The monkey was so angry that his teeth were itchy. He immediately glared at him and said angrily: "Athena, you are a defeated general and are not qualified to speak. Bull's nose, if you don't accept it, let's try it out? Let me see how you have made progress in the past few years?"

"Are you sure you want to be bigger?" I said with a smile.

"Ha, why are you scared?" The monkey smiled and said, "It must have been squeezed out by dozens of wives, right?"

"You guy!" I said with a lot of laughter and cry: "Since you want to find excitement by yourself, I'm not polite, but I'll make it in advance, I'll show mercy!"

After saying that, I raised my hand to sacrifice the Haotian Divine Sword and secretly informed Xiao Lu, asking him to instill magic power in it. Suddenly, the Haotian Divine Sword burst out with billions of bright stars and formed a sword light for dozens of miles.

"Invincible!" The monkey was shocked. My trick was only commonly used recently. No one knew about it before. Although the monkey saw me use it once when he was attacked by birdmen in the Taoist sect, he could see that I was temporarily activated and could not last long, which was completely different from the relaxation this time. He asked quickly: "What's going on? With your strength, it's impossible to activate the invincible attributes? Only people of your master level can do it, I can't do it. How did you do it? Let me be honest about it!"

"Haha!" I smiled proudly, "This is the secret, hehe, I just don't say it, so that you will be depressed to death in ignorance!"

"You damn bull's nose!" The monkey gritted his teeth and said, "I'm not talking about it, so I'm not polite!"

"Light, if you really want to move your muscles and bones, I will definitely accompany you. But you also know that the invincible attribute of the Haotian Divine Sword, the six-arm commander and pull of the bird man, destroyed five magical weapons by my sword. You have seen it with your own eyes, not my bragging. If I accidentally cut off your golden cudgel in a while, don't ask me to compensate!"

"You!" The monkey was immediately deflated. Of course, he knew the power of the Haotian Divine Sword, and he had no doubt that I could cut off the golden cudgel with one sword, so he immediately gave up the idea of ​​fighting with me. After all, he had too much affection for the golden cudgel, so he naturally didn't want to let it suffer.

Besides, the monkey knew very well that my sword skills were so fierce that he might not win even if he used a stick to parry. Once he lost the golden cudgel, he would not be my opponent at all. Although he liked to fight, he didn't like to be beaten for nothing. Since he knew that he could not win a battle, he would never fight. But if he didn't fight, he would be depressed in his heart, so he was about to say, "If you have the ability, you don't use the Haotian Divine Sword, let's fight happily!"

"I don't need the Haotian Divine Sword!" I said with a smile: "But you can't use the golden cudgel, this is fair!"

"What a fair thing!" The monkey said angrily: "I am a poor man. There is only one treasure that can be used to show off in total. It's not like you, a nouveau riche. You don't need the Haotian Divine Sword. You also have Huntian Ling, Buddha's Golden Lotus, and the fan of the rivers and mountains. And these are all your previous family background. Who knows how many treasures you have caught now? If you want me to fight with you with a magic weapon empty-handed, wouldn't that be looking for death?"

"Haha!" I smiled and said, "But I am just a Daluo Golden Immortal, but you have already passed the Caiyun Tribulation, one level higher than me? Shouldn't you give in to me a little?"

"Hmph, stop talking nonsense!" The monkey said disdainfully: "You have survived Caiyunjie, we are the same, why should I give in to you?"

"Unforgivable!" I smiled bitterly with a depressed smile: "My Caiyun Tribulation was completely the same as Wudu, and my strength improved very little. Now I am really the same as a Daluo Golden Immortal?"

"This only means that there is something wrong with your character!" The monkey then said proudly.

I am so depressed, but don’t let it go.

"What, your master hasn't figured out what's going on?" Sister Chang'e asked suddenly.

"No!" I shook my head helplessly and said, "There are too many unpredictable variables in the world of cultivation, and no one can fully grasp them!"

"It's good to pull, it's good to pull, you don't have to pretend to be pitiful. Although you have a little problem, it may not be a disaster. At least in this way, you can have more time to prepare before the next heavenly tribulation, which is of great help to overcome the tribulation." The monkey smiled and said, "In this sense, you kid is still in the best way!"

"Tsk, but now what I need is strength, not time!" I smiled bitterly.

"What do you want to do with strength?" The monkey suddenly said curiously: "Just with your Sky City and your magic weapon, even the commander-in-chief of the Birdman is not your opponent, are you not satisfied?"

"You don't know anything!" I then looked around and saw that no one was in front of me, and casually arranged a soundproof barrier. Then I said to the monkey seriously: "Do you know? We are going to have a big trouble!"

"What trouble?" Seeing that I was so serious, the monkey immediately laughed and said seriously: "It's worth your fuss!"

"Infinite Heavenly Tribulation!" I said solemnly: "It's coming soon!"
Chapter completed!