Chapter 92 On the Self-cultivation of Pretend
"Are you guys so bored? I'm so happy to bully girls?" Gu Manxue blushed and a little angry.
“That’s right.”
"Hmph! Fortunately, you are not a student under my command. If I had a student like you, I wouldn't be angry to death by you!" Gu Manxue said.
"I am the best at studying in school, and I am a very qualified academic master." Li Song said proudly.
"Are you a high school student?"
"No, no, no, I'm already a senior, and my tutor hopes that I will stay at school to teach." Li Song brags about it, and he really doesn't even recognize him.
Cow: mmp! Have you messed with you? I brag all day long, can I consider my feelings?
Gu Manxue is a newly graduated college student. Naturally, she knows how glorious it is to be able to get the favor of her mentors during college to stay in school to teach.
However, this was said from Li Song, and Gu Manxue didn't believe it, "You are the only one who takes advantage of girls all day long. When you see your character, you are not very good. You are still teaching? I guess you will only pass the qualification and you will know how to brag!"
The cow flying in the sky: Hey hey hey! It’s too much! I was bragging just now! I’m bragging now! Is anyone considering how good he feels?
"In real life, I am a serious person. The Internet is for entertainment, so I am more casual in performance." Li Song said seriously nonsense.
"Which school did you graduate?" Gu Manxue said curiously.
"I won't say it, the school is average, beautiful teacher, which school did you graduate from?" Li Song asked.
“I graduated from AAA Normal University.”
"aaa Normal University? That's a famous school! It's awesome! Beautiful teacher!" Li Song praised.
When Gu Manxue heard Li Song's praise, she felt happy and asked, "You just said that the school you graduated from is average, is it a second-tier university?"
"I don't know if it is a first or second-tier school. This school does not seem to distinguish between first and second-tier schools." Li Song said.
"What kind of confused university do you go to? You don't know whether it's one or two?"
"I really don't know."
"Which university is the one you tell me, and I will tell you how many of it is."
“MIT, how many books does it belong to?”
"MIT? Uh..." Gu Manxue was so angry that she heard it. "Can you stop bragging? MIT is not a Chinese university at all. How can you distinguish between first and second ones?"
"Didn't I tell you a long time ago? I don't know how many schools I went to." Li Song said seriously.
"You've been playing this lady from the beginning, right? What MIT? You're the one who's just bragging!"
Cow: mmp! You are bragging again! I am almost asking you to brag to the sky!
"I'm bragging? Isn't it just a MIT? What's the problem?" Li Song said disdainfully.
"Now, let's talk in English! Let's see if you can understand. If you don't even speak English in a neat way, then you are a fake!" Gu Manxue said.
"Okay! Tell me." Li Song said proudly. I have 1oot knowledge in my mind now. Are you still playing English with me?
Gu Manxue, “……(This is a English Level 10 dialogue! Omitted!)”
Li Song frowned slightly, and said seriously, "...(This is a English Level 10 dialogue! It has been omitted!)"
“……(This is an English Level 10 dialogue! Omitted!)”
“……(This is an English Level 10 dialogue! Omitted!)”
...
"I didn't expect your English level to be so strong!" Gu Manxue said in shock. Now she believed what Li Song said.
"I'm not only strong in English, but I'm even stronger! Do you want to try it?"
"You're strong below?"
"Yes! Try it?"
"What noodles will you put? Tomato and egg noodles or braised noodles?" Gu Manxue said in real life.
"No, no! I have been studying abroad for many years. When I was studying at MIT, my best and favorite thing was pasta!" Li Song turned on the dirty fairy mode.
"Pasta? I've never eaten it."
Gu Manxue seeks truth from facts.
"Then do you want pasta?"
"I want to eat pasta! (Pasta = yours)" Gu Manxue said excitedly.
"As sooner or later, you will get it!" Li Song said with a wicked smile.
However, this is a high-level dirty student. A relatively simple graduate student like Gu Manxue can't even think of a deeper meaning.
"I'll add your qq?" Li Song said tentatively.
"sure!"
The reason why Gu Manxue agreed was because Gu Manxue thought Li Song was a graduate of MIT. In Gu Manxue's opinion, it was her honor to know such an outstanding person.
However, this is not the case. Li Song is just pretending to be a king.
After the two exchanged QQs, Gu Manxue actually found that Li Song was in the same city as him. "We are so destined to be in the same city!"
Li Song pretended to be shocked, "What a coincidence, by the way, what's your name for beautiful teacher?"
"My name is Gu Manxue, where are you?" Gu Manxue said cheerfully.
"My name is Song Li, you can also call my English name john." Li Song went further and further.
"John, what a fashionable name, it turns out that you have an English name." Gu Manxue now has a little admiration for Li Song.
"It's very common to have an English name abroad for a long time." Li Song said calmly.
"In China, just call me Song Li."
"Okay, Song Li!" Gu Manxue said happily.
Li Song laughed in front of the computer. It was too easy for the beautiful teacher to fool him. He was just a girl who was ignorant of the world.
"Song Li, you are so outstanding. Not only are you good at studying, but you are also so good at playing games." Gu Manxue worshipped.
"It's so average, but I don't think I'm so outstanding." Li Song said modestly.
"If you have time, you must meet together. I really want to meet excellent people!" Gu Manxue said eagerly.
“I’ll meet soon.”
Li Song thought to himself, tomorrow you will see the cute and charming john in the classroom.
"I hope."
Gu Manxue is a girl, of course she is reserved. Before Song Li proposed to meet, she must not yell at meeting Song Li, right? This will cost more money!
After Gu Manxue's divine skills, he had already begun to shrink the poison. Li Song honked the horn and said, "Beautiful teacher, we need to get out of the poison."
After getting on the bus, Gu Manxue said, "Actually, we are about the same age. You can just call my name in the future."
"Okay, Gu Manxue's beautiful teacher."
Gu Manxue was a little embarrassed, "Ha, you MIT people are so humorous."
"Humor is the flavoring agent of life. People like us who are highly intelligent, usually have a moderate conversation and humorous speech."
Damn, Li Song is so good at pretending that I can no longer write it!
This chapter is over~~~
Chapter completed!