Very miserable.

That night, Mei Hanxue sat in front of the bronze mirror and looked at the wound on her face with sighs.

He didn't know how he had a way out of Xue Meng's hands during the day.

Look at Xue Meng's attitude, I wish I could strip him all over his clothes and then be punished with the death penalty of being burned with soup! Fortunately, the vegetable buns were still righteous. Seeing that he had fed so many dried fish in the past few days, he jumped out bravely, and screamed and stopped Xue Ziming, who almost wanted to eat him alive.

Too miserable.

"He was really cruel." Mei Hanxue touched the bruises on the corner of her lips and frowned, "I'm just pretending to be a man and teasing him, he really wants to fight with me."

In the guest room, Mei Hanxue Leng said: "It should be. Let you always bully him if you have nothing to do."

Mei Hanxue glared at her brother from the bronze mirror: "It seems like you don't bully him, who is the one who will kill him when you get the chance? What's more, I'm not just teasing him, but I'm also sharing his worries."

"What worries do you share with him?" Mei Hanxue said coldly, "He was obviously almost mad just now, don't you see it?"

"I can see it." Mei Hanxue paused and suddenly laughed again, "But to be honest, his angry look is really interesting. Although my original intention was to make him live a happier life, I couldn't resist him calling me."

He said, got up, swayed and leaned against the wooden table, and hit Mei Hanxue: "I just play. If I play, I will still protect him."

“…”

"Look, he has been very happy these days when I came to the top of life and death. He was only angry today. Three days a day, and I think I am still good after my birthday." Mei Hanxue blinked her cat-like jade-colored eyes, with curved eyebrows, "Don't be upset."

Mei Hanxue looked unwilling: "Don't lie to him like this next time."

"Puff, OK, I'll change to other tricks next time."

"you--!"

"Take you with me."

“…”

Mei Hanxue said suddenly: "It's all the trouble you caused. You might as well think about how to explain to the owner of Ma tomorrow. I'm asleep."

"Don't we go out to have a game to tease Xue Meng?"

"Do you think there are not enough scars on your face today?"

Mei Hanxue smacked her mouth twice, lay on his brother's bed boredly, and sighed: "Oh, what's the point of not teasing people's life?"

Mei Hanxue's face turned dark: "Who allowed you to lie on my bed wearing shoes?!"

Since the basket was exposed by Xue Meng and Mei Hanxue, Taobao Villa was already in a state of chaos. As the initiator, whether intentionally or unintentionally, they had to settle this trick for the owner of Ma's mansion.

So the next morning, even though Xue Meng was very upset, he still had to ride the wind with his Shuangmei brothers, and the three of them rushed to the shore of Xizi Lake together.

As soon as he landed on his sword, he came to the entrance of Taobao Villa with huge night ox totems flowing. Xue Meng was shocked.

I saw a group of common people standing outside the magnificent villa where Youlong and Feng painted phoenixes stood, holding red painted wooden signs in their hands, roaring something fiercely. Because the roar was too complicated, although the sound was loud, I couldn't hear the content clearly. Just when he was stunned, he saw a row of women with red dresses, green sleeves and heavy makeup around the corner of the street, which was actually the nanny of all brothels in Lin'an Mansion.

These madams who usually want to tear each other's hair and toe when they meet each other, gather together at this moment, and they can't say anything, shouting together: "Give me the top card!"

"Give me the courtesan!"

"Give me back my daughters!"

"Give me a tea girl back!"

Xue Meng had never seen this scene before. He was not afraid of heaven or earth. Today, he found that he was a little afraid of these women. Mei Hanxue saw that he was panicked and patted his shoulder with a smile: "It's okay, the girls are all very soft creatures and can't eat people."

As soon as he finished speaking, a madam pounded his huge breasts with the force of a big stone shattering on her chest, making Xue Meng's eyes shook her eyes wide open.

The madam said angrily: "Taobao Villa must solve this demonic path!"

"That's right!" Some common people in the crowd also shouted, "Return my daughter's self-esteem!"

"He called my wife a cake! My wife was crying!"

"...What's the mess? What's the situation?" Xue Meng murmured.

Mei Hanxue knocked on his shoulder with the Shuofeng sword and said to him: "Follow me on the back door."

Xue Meng was still angry and didn't want to pay attention to the two brothers, but seeing that the front door was indeed surrounded, the disciples of Taobao Villa were pitifully surviving at the door, so they had to roll their eyes and barely follow the Mei brothers to take a detour behind the villa.

"Xue Meng, the leader of the top of life and death, and Mei Hanxue, the disciple of Kunlun Stepping on the Snow Palace, please see the owner of Ma Zhuang."

"ah!"

The disciples guarding the back door were filled with tears.

"President Xue! Mei Xiansheng! You are here!"

Xue Meng said: "Where is your owner of Ma Zhuang? There was such a big disturbance outside, at least he should go to comfort him. How could he stay in the door and not leave?"

It would be fine if I didn't mention this matter. As soon as I mentioned it, the disciple of the gate immediately burst into tears and snot, and he almost rubbed against Xue Meng: "Buyer, the owner of the manor...he..."

Xue Meng always underestimated the mentality of picking up the horses and thought that the owner of the horse was a man who loved returning to the mountains and rivers, so he said nervously again: "He won't jump to West Lake, right?"

The gatekeeper's disciple cried and said, "No, no! It was yesterday, last night... the owner of the Ma Manor turned into a Fudian and flew away!"

Xue Meng said alertly: "...What is the blessing butterfly you are talking about...?"

"Fu Butterfly! It's not that kind, it's just flying, the kind that everyone likes!" The disciple of the gatekeeper gestured with his hands anxiously, "Fu Butterfly!"

Xue Meng was still puzzled, and Mei Hanxue suddenly asked, "Are you from Fujian?"

"Yeah, yeah!!" The gatekeeper nodded repeatedly.

Mei Hanxue turned around and translated coldly to Xue Meng: "He is talking about butterflies."

Xue Meng: "..."

However, when they went to the flower hall of Taobao Villa and saw the heroic owner of Ma, Xue Meng asked from the soul: "Is this damn called a butterfly?"

A little bee buzzed and flew left and right, flying up and down.

It flew too fast, which made Xue Meng unable to help but raise his hand and slapped it flat. He was immediately stopped by the elder of Taobao Villa: "No! With your fight, our owner will die!"

The passenger horse that turned into a hardworking little bee hovered around and stopped steadily in the center of the rosewood table. A pair of bees stared at Xue Meng, as if silently crying to Master Xue about his experience.

"..." Xue Meng thought this was simply incredible. He pointed at the bee, "No. This thing really changed from picking up the passenger horse? Are you sure that it wasn't him who made up a story to fool you in order to escape from someone who condemned him outside?"

"It's true, it's like a fake one." The elder said sadly, "I saw the owner of the manor with my own eyes become a blessing butterfly last night!"

Xue Meng: "...Are you from Fujian?"

"I'm from Funan!"

"..." Xue Meng said with a headache, "Okay, you can continue talking."

"After the owner of the manor became a Fu Butterfly, he still hovered in Taobao Villa, pollinating and teaching flowers, and doing what he could."

Xue Meng gritted his teeth and said, "...This is a bee."

"Master Xue, don't doubt it. Have you ever seen such a conscientious and intelligent Fudian?"

Xue Meng was almost suffocating: "I'll say it again last time! This is a fucking bee!!!"

"The owner of the manor turned into a butterfly and danced happily. Today, I can't entertain the three of them personally. So I can only let me, just below, Chen Xuyuan and Elder Chen, temporarily take over the manor's affairs." Elder Chen said, owing her body, "This is a polite person."

Xue Meng: "..."

He saw that Chen Xuyuan might not understand human words.

The disciples of Taobao Villa quickly brought them tea and pastries. The three of them ate and chatted with Elder Chen. The little bee turned into by the owner of Ma Zhuang squatted obediently on the teapot cover.

It turns out that the scroll of worries absorbed the thoughts of the infatuated men and women in the cultivation world, and a desire began to arise in the heart, hoping to find a companion who satisfies a happy partner. So after it turns into a human form, this becomes its obsession.

Originally, this was not a big deal. Just find a little demon who also wanted to find a partner and throw it to them, and they would be a partner. But the problem lies in its behavior that imitates Xue Meng and Mei Hanxue. Therefore, this scroll monster became extremely picky. Whether it is a lady from a family or a jasper in a small family, a brothel or a tofu Xishi, it all felt that others were not worthy of it.

It said that the most beautiful young woman in Lin'an Prefecture is "too fat".

It is said that the most pretty girl is "too sexy".

It is said that the brothel "has legs and hair".

Say tofu Xishi’s “big smelly feet”.

Logically speaking, its mouth with such a poisonous mouth should have been pressed to the ground by the girls and hammered it into meat pie, but it used Mei Hanxue's charming temperament to become a spell. No matter how bad the girl was scolded at that time, she would inevitably fall in love with it. And if the girl it teased herself was interested in, it could become the person's appearance and earn the other party's tears.

When Xue Meng heard this, he said indignantly: "It's so inappropriate!"

As he said that, he turned to glared at Mei Hanxue: "Look at you, it's all the trouble you caused!"

"..." Mei Hanxue was speechless.

Xue Meng asked: "But Elder Chen and Lord Ma turned into bees?"

Chen Xuyuan sighed: "That's right. The scroll monster has provoked too many people in Lin'an Palace, from the market to brothels, and even to the house of Miss Guan. It seems to have a special impact on women. All the girls who have been provoked by it have changed their temperaments. For example, the courtesan of Chun Tea House was originally a versatile and versatile person, who can especially make guests happy. But since she received the scroll spirit, she has become a honest and straightforward elm bump."

“How to say it?”

"Once upon a time, when she saw a guest, she always said, 'Your face is so good. I see that you are full of red. You must be promoted and wealthy in the near future.' or 'Master, you are so strong. Not to mention the concubine in your family at the 18th room, even if you are eighty, I think you can handle it."

Mei Hanxue said: "This is too much praise."

"Oh, the guests love to listen to it." Chen Xuyuan said, "but it's different now. The same guest said to them, 'Dog official, your Yin Tang is black and your face is evil. I'd rather not come out recently. I'm afraid you're not lucky.' and 'Old man, others are seven times a night, you're seven times a day, look at your wrinkles and a turtle, you're not ashamed to come to the Hualou when you're old!"

Xue Meng: "..."

Mei Hanxue: “…”
To be continued...