Chapter 2 Rick and Morty
My name is Li Maoye, from Guinan, I am 36 years old this year...
Oh, I made a mistake. According to the time on my ID card, I should be 30 years old. I am currently living in No. 406, Building 92, Nanguang Village, Guimiao Road, Pengcheng NAS District.
Since I left the IT industry in 2015, I slept until I woke up naturally every day. After getting up and having breakfast, I went downstairs next door to open the store door for repairing home appliances. At 11 o'clock in the evening, I would close the store door on time and go back to take a shower to prepare for bed. I would definitely watch half an hour of B station sand sculpture videos before going to bed, and basically fall asleep before 12 o'clock.
On weekends, his ex-girlfriend Zhenzhen would occasionally come to accompany him. Most of the time, the two would go to a movie and then come back to the world of two.
"This leisurely and peaceful life took several years until that happened..."
Six days ago in this world, Li Maoye, who was also handsome and beautiful, broke his usual living habits. It was already past 12 o'clock, and he also went out to repair the air conditioner for customers.
On the way back, when passing by the community green park next to the overpass, I accidentally looked up and saw a green light flashing, and then a foreign old man wearing a white top and a single eyebrows ran out of the light.
Behind the old man, a screaming monster followed!
It was an alien monster that looked both ugly and terrifying. It was not an earth creature at first glance, and its expression and movements did not look like good people.
"What's this?"
Faced with this situation, Li Maoye hurriedly hid in the flowers beside him, squatting quietly in the dark corner, peeking at what was happening outside with a nervous look on his face.
The foreign old man has a bad temper and is shouting loudly, speaking very fast. When he hears carefully, he actually speaks in English. Fortunately, Li Maoye usually likes to watch American TV series and can understand a lot of this kind of simple English.
"Damn it, this xx dimension devouring beast is too strong, and it can actually catch up to the high-dimensional world!" The old man said, shouting: "Moti! Moti run quickly, don't be swallowed by it. If you enter the monster's belly, you will always be trapped in the chaotic and broken space and cannot be out!"
As he said, he raised the strange-shaped gun in his hand and shot at the ground, but nothing happened: "Oh no! The teleportation gun cannot work properly in a high-dimensional world with more stringent physical laws!"
"Rick! Then aren't we dead?" A boy shouted hysterically: "We have all teleported dozens of times, but it can still chase after you..."
At this time, Li Maoye noticed that there was a boy following behind the old man, who looked cute and cute, but unfortunately he had an ugly pot cover.
"It is precisely because we teleport too many times that we attract the xx dimension devouring beast to come over. It relies on the energy generated during devouring and teleportation to survive!"
While explaining, the old man threw antimatter grenades at the monster, but his guard was swallowed by the monster.
"Boom!" The antimatter grenade exploded in the belly of the Dimensional Devouring Beast. The powerful impact made it stagnate for several seconds. However, from the outside, it seemed that it did not cause any harm to it, but instead aroused its fierceness.
"Aoao!" The monster howled, rushed over and knocked the old man to the side, then swallowed the boy into his stomach, and then opened his bloody mouth to swallow it while the old man was dizzy.
A few seconds later, the monster jumped to the ground and disappeared with a "puff".
At this time, Li Maoye had figured out the identities of the two, they were the famous Dr. Rick and his grandson Morty!
Yes, these two are the characters in the cartoon "Rick and Morty".
Anyone who has watched the cartoon knows that Dr. Rick has a magical teleportation gun in his hand, which can teleport people anywhere, including various magical functions such as interdimensional space travel and time travel.
"By the way, teleportation gun!"
Just now, when he saw Dr. Rick being knocked away, the gun in his hand fell to the ground, so he quickly stood up from the flowers, walked quickly to the scene of the fight, turned on the flashlight of the mobile phone and searched around.
After a while, he really found the gun with a strange shape. Anyone who has watched the cartoon knows that this is the teleportation gun that can instantly reach any place.
Unfortunately, when Li Maoye picked up the teleportation gun, a green light suddenly shot out and opened a portal under his feet.
Before he could react, under the influence of gravity, his whole person fell into the portal and came to a human society with extremely developed technology.
Faced with the unfamiliar environment, Li Maoye wanted to teleport back first and prepare before coming over, but found that the teleportation gun had a malfunction and could not work normally.
"Oh no! Zhenzhen is still waiting for me to go back to get married..."
After discovering that there was something wrong with the teleportation gun, Li Maoye's first thought was not something else, but that he wanted to go back and marry Zhenzhen.
In order to achieve this goal, he spent six years in the dimensional world and finally repaired the teleportation gun and returned to Earth.
I thought I would be able to marry my girlfriend after I came back, but I didn't expect to receive a breakup letter. He was hit and felt exhausted and exhausted. He just wanted to lie on the bed and pet cats, and didn't want to do anything.
He also threw his phone aside. No matter how many calls he made, he would be silently processed. In the end, he was too lazy to charge the power.
He stayed in the rental house for several days, and in his spare time he sucked the cat for a while and completely relaxed his tense spirit for many years.
Cat sucking does restore his body and spirit, but cat sucking cannot fill his stomach. People always have to eat, and they will die if they don’t eat!
That day he fed Xiaoju and was about to go out for lunch. When he walked down the stairs and walked out of the door, someone suddenly came to him and said:
"Didn't you go home and get married? Hey, your hair..."
Li Maoye touched his head impatiently: "Don't worry about my hair, just say anything if you have anything to do!"
“Do you still want the air conditioner?”
"What?"
"Last week you came to help me repair the air conditioner, and then I said I wanted to change it. Did you forget it?"
"Uh...and what?"
"Then you said that old air conditioners can be treated as second-hand recycling!"
At the beginning, Li Maoye did not react, and then he remembered that the guy in front of him was the one who traveled through time to help repair the air conditioner. He opened an electrical repair shop and also engaged in the recycling business of second-hand electrical appliances.
For him, this was a thing of the past six years ago, but for others, he was the owner of an electrical repair shop a few days ago.
"I haven't recycled electrical appliances for many years, please look for someone else!"
"I know you are going home to get married, but haven't you promised me that you want to recycle this air conditioner? The price is easy to say..."
"I really don't do it anymore, don't bother me!"
Li Maoye didn't wait for the other party to react, and turned around and left after he said that.
The guy was so angry that he cursed: "It's just a guy who repairs rags, why are you so arrogant!"
Seeing Li Maoye ignore it, the guy became even more excited: "Looking at your unlucky look, I'm afraid my girlfriend will run away with someone else!"
"You!" Li Maoye was furious and turned around and wanted to slap people. He was so scared that the other party ran away quickly, cursing while running.
Chapter completed!