Chapter 67 The Three Steps To Keep Your Wife
Since he couldn't get a date with his wife, Yang Yang took a look in the refrigerator and saw that there were some leftover vegetables, eggs and noodles, which could last for two days. So he turned downstairs and rode the spare donkey at home, and went to the gas store in the village to change
Turn on the gas and come back.
When Yang Yang returned home with the gas tank, he suddenly saw a red Emma electric car parked in front of his house.
After stopping the car, Yang Yang put the gas tank on the ground and walked into the yard in front of his house. A girl in a white skirt was guarding the door of his house.
And next to the feet of the girl's beautiful skirt is a stainless steel insulation bucket.
The moonlight fell on the girl's hair, and the crystal hair glowed faintly in the moonlight, and there was a faint fragrance of jasmine floating in the air.
This is the fragrance that Yang Yang can often smell when he goes to his wife's house, because Xu Yan and Xu's mother both like jasmine, and the front yard of their house is full of jasmine flowers. When he goes to his mother-in-law's house, he can always drink the sweetest jasmine tea.
Before the girl noticed him, Yang Yang walked carefully behind her and suddenly hugged her waist.
"Wife...ah!" Yang Yang just wanted to get close to his wife's ear and say something provocative, but Xu Yan turned around and sprayed his face with anti-wolf spray.
"You are going to die. You can walk without making a sound." Xu Yan herself was also startled. Just now she felt someone approaching her sneakily from behind. She subconsciously thought she was a pervert.
"I didn't mean it. Wipe it for you." After a moment of panic, Xu Yan quickly made amends and pulled her sleeves to wipe Yang Yang's eyes.
"I understand the truth, but if an apology works, what do you want from the police?" Yang Yang closed his eyes, grabbed his wife's wrist, and said, "So as compensation, you must stay with me tonight."
"No, I ran away secretly." Xu Yan said in a very embarrassed tone. She had already given birth to a child. There was nothing wrong with her husband, but it was too ceremonial. She wanted to be the same as in her previous life.
, get married first and then combine.
Hearing his wife's hesitation, Yang Yang immediately stepped up his efforts and pretended to be in great pain, "Oh, my eyes hurt so much. I must be blind after all."
The anti-wolf spray belonged to Xu's mother. She saw it when she went out and took it out just in case. She used to use anti-wolf spray a lot. How could she not know how powerful it is, but...
"It's not as exaggerated as you said. Hurry up and give me the key. I'll take you in and wash your eyes with water." Xu Yanming knew that Yang Yang was pretending, but she still felt distressed and hurriedly asked for Yang Yang's key.
"Here." Yang Yang fumbled and took out the key from his pocket and handed it to Xu Yan, and then she helped him into the house.
Xu Yan supported Yang Yang all the way towards the kitchen. She even forgot about the thermos bucket placed outside the door, and even less noticed that Yang Yang secretly opened one of his eyes hidden under his palm.
"Slow down, you have to change direction." Xu Yan guided Yang Yang step by step, but she didn't know that she was already standing at the door of the living room.
Taking advantage of this moment, Yang Yang suddenly pushed Xu Yan into the living room and closed the door.
"Yang Yang, what are you doing! Let me out." Xu Yan wanted to open the door to the living room, but found that the door handle was tightly held by Yang Yang, and she could not open it at all.
Yang Yang ignored his wife's shouts at all, took a broom from the door of the living room, locked the door handle, then went to the cabinet where the keys were kept at home, took out a key, came back and locked the door of the living room.
"Yang Yang, let me tell you, you are illegally imprisoned. I can use my mobile phone to sue you." Xu Yan tried several times but failed to open the door. In desperation, she could only take out her mobile phone and threaten Yang Yang.
"Well, you can file a complaint. I think I can finish the dinner you brought before the police uncle comes." Yang Yang answered casually, holding the thermos bucket brought by his wife.
Xu Yan was so angry that she had itching teeth, but she had no choice but to pick up her cell phone and call home.
Xu Yan: "Hey, Mom. Uh-huh, it's at the home of a classmate in junior high school... Don't think too much about it. It's the female classmate you met. She's an only child. She really doesn't have any brothers or sisters at home. She just said she had eaten you once before.
I wanted to eat again, so I thought there would be a lot of food for dinner today, so I took her over to eat with her.
Okay, I understand, I will be back soon."
After hanging up the phone, Xu Yan made another call.
Xu Yan: "Hey, Miaoshui, do me a favor. Here's what happened..."
Finally, after both parties finished greeting each other, Xu Yan continued to pat the door of the living room.
"Did you hear that? I'll stay with you for a while tonight. Open the door quickly. Don't finish eating. I haven't eaten dinner yet."
"Yeah, I heard it all, but the food cooked by our mother is much more delicious than yours. I couldn't hold it back and ate it all." Yang Yang held the thermos bucket and drank the last bit of soup without any psychological burden.
Light.
"you……"
"Don't worry, wife, my husband will cook your dinner for you."
Just when Xu Yan was itching her teeth with anger, the sound of rice being cooked came from outside the living room, followed by the sound of the gas stove being lit.
After hearing this, Xu Yan felt much better. She sat in the living room, picked up the remote control, turned on the TV, and watched TV programs on Nanhu Channel.
Selected videos of auditions for the best musicians are being played on TV.
Half an hour later, Xu Yan was already fascinated by the show, immersed physically and mentally in the show, when suddenly the smell of rice brought her back.
"Here, your favorite fried poached eggs and hot vegetables." Yang Yang opened the door of the living room with a bowl of steaming food and walked in from the outside.
"I'm so angry that I won't eat." Xu Yan turned her head to the side to show that she would not accept bribes.
"Are you sure?" Yang Yang said as he stood up from the sofa and walked out of the living room. When he came back, he had another bowl of the same meal in his hand.
Xu Yan still wanted to pretend to be unmoved, but Yang Yang walked up to her and pierced the outer skin of the poached egg with chopsticks. The unsolidified egg yolk inside slowly flowed out like sesame paste and fell onto the hot rice.
It has a strange sweet aroma.
Gululu~
"Ah~" Yang Yang didn't count on seduction, he would also use a spoon to serve rice with egg yolk juice in front of his wife.
Xu Yan stared at the spoon for a long time, wrinkled her nose, and hesitated whether to eat it or not.
At this time, a voice suddenly came from the TV.
"The next contestant, Mr. Qiao Kangyong, please come in."
Yang Yang turned around and found that Lao Qiao was really on TV. When he turned around again, the rice in the spoon had disappeared.
"Don't look at me, I don't know anything." Xu Yan chewed the rice in her mouth, with an expression on her face as if nothing had happened.
"Pfft~"
This made Yang Yang finally couldn't help laughing.
Yang Yang remembered that the first time his wife cooked something like this, he said he wouldn't eat it. He suddenly got up in the middle of the night and heated up the food. He sat there and ate it by himself. He probably was starving after enduring it for too long.
"Don't be proud of yourself. Next time you dare to lock me up suddenly, I will go on a hunger strike to show you." After Xu Yan finished speaking, she picked up the rice and started to eat it by herself. If you don't eat it, it will get cold.
While eating the food cooked by Yang Yang, Xu Yan also thought of that night. It was the first night she moved out of her hometown with Yang Yang. It turned out that she was not that hungry because she was worried that Yang Yang would suddenly wake up and want her, which would make her nervous.
one night.
As a result, she woke up from hunger in the middle of the night, so she had to warm up the food cooked by Yang Yang to fill her stomach.
But Yang Yang's food was so salty that she drank several glasses of water and got up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night.
But now Yang Yang's food is very suitable to her appetite. There is no salt, so it is refreshing and comfortable to eat.
After coaxing his wife, Yang Yang turned his attention to the TV and watched Lao Qiao playing cotton, bah, playing the guitar.
As he watched, he had a bold idea.
"Honey, let's go to Nanhu on National Day." Yang Yang turned around and said to Xu Yan who had just finished eating.
"Ah?" Yang Yang's sudden excitement caught Xu Yan off guard.
Chapter completed!