Chapter 231 Peaceful War Search
Who wore the Five Elements Jade before and what effect did it have? Liu Mo'ang didn't want to dig deeper.
For him, there is a spring that can cure altitude sickness, an hourglass of earth that can condense different jades at any time and then sell at high prices, another hourglass of wood that can condense seeds and Cordyceps sinensis mushrooms, and another hourglass of gold that can condense precious metals anytime and anywhere, which is enough.
Although there is still a fire hourglass that has not been unsealed, Liu Mo'ang is not in a hurry now.
If you are anxious, you can't eat hot tofu, just do it slowly. According to the current situation, maybe the fire hourglass can be unblocked in summer.
What did you do in the past when you looked at the Five Elements Jade? Perhaps that thing was worn by experts in ancient times, but now it is the 21st century. Things that may have been invincible in ancient times are no longer in the conditions for use in modern society.
We can't see anyone who doesn't like him to make a fire? Or maybe we'll gather a bunch of food to eat and play with, right?
Many functions of the Five Elements Jade are no longer used in this modern society!
Of course, Liu Mo'ang didn't know whether his guess was right, but what did it matter?
Now the functions displayed by the Five Elements Jade are enough to meet your needs...
After understanding this, Liu Mo'ang returned to the inn with a long and wide distance. It was not as good as the master's point. As usual, a group of people gathered around the bar and made a fuss.
Liu Mo'ang leaned over and dispersed a circle of cigarettes next to each other, and then sat in the chair and listened to the trolling of these people.
"I was thinking before the New Year, aren't I going to celebrate the holiday? Why do I have to prepare a gift for myself?" Tian Tian smoked, his eyes narrowed by smoke. It was probably because these people didn't know what to say before. It should be related to the New Year gift. After all, it's only been more than a month since the New Year.
"Brother Peng, what reward is it?" Liu Mo'ang asked intriguedly.
"Hehe, I bought myself a big G, AMG63, more than 200!"
"Damn it, Brother Peng is so great!" Old Liu was also scared. The big G with more than 2 million is really a luxury car. But the key is that Tian Peng has so much money?
"Oh, this is nothing. It's been very smooth to choose a car, test drive, sign a contract, etc., but when it comes to the registration, I wake up the urine..."
Lao Liu Gang almost smeared Tian Peng's face with a sip of tea...
A group of people followed Tian Peng, and Tian Peng blew a cigarette ring and said, "You guys brag here all day long, so you won't be a daydream for Brother Xing."
Well, there is nothing wrong with this.
"Also, I just dreamed. Dogs are so amazing. Now they are starting to learn English history."
"Huh?" The group of people immediately turned their attention to the big dog.
The big dog waved his hand modestly, "Oh, that's nothing, that's all."
"Damn it, you can do it, you're going to pull it up?" Liu Mo'ang was surprised.
"I can't learn it. I plan to go to the Milinch five-star hotel abroad after learning English. I heard that foreigners like to eat sweet and sour tenderloin and Lao Ganma. Then my buddy will make it for them on site to ensure that those foreigners don't say anything."
Gesanglazhen said quietly: "Brother Dog, it's called Michelin three-star restaurant. What's your Milink five-star hotel?"
"Well, foreigners will make all the messes, such as Michelin and Millingch's, and I know Mickey Mouse."
A bunch of people burst into laughter.
Liu Mo'ang asked curiously: "Dog, how do you learn English?"
"It's not simple? Nodding, then watching foreign blockbusters every day, without reading translated ones, just watching the original ones, can't you know how to watch them!"
"Damn, you guys have this ability?" Liu Mo'ang was really surprised. "I just took the CET-4 exam in college and I just had to pass the CET-4 exam for two years. You guys can learn English by just watching foreign blockbusters? Isn't that amazing?"
"Haha, Brother Ang, you are not talented. Brother, you have talent in this area, and you can't even envy this." The big dog was proud, and all the people were envious.
Tian Peng: "Damn, do you, the talent of your guy, is language, not cooking?"
Liu Mo'ang shook his head and said, "Oh, another fucking genius was delayed by my Da Lanxiang."
The group of people laughed again.
The big dog glared: "What? Are you not convinced? If you don't agree, just talk to me in English, and I'm sure you will beat you up!"
Liu Mo'ang came to his senses, "Okay, brother, I'll ask you and answer it, in English. Let me ask you a question first. Do you think learning English is easy to learn?"
"YES...well, that's it!" The big dog was proud.
"Then I'll test you a few more English words."
"lem!" The big dog raised its huge dog's head proudly.
"I ask you, what do you say about Peace?"
“Peace!”
"What about the war?"
“War!”
Liu Mo'ang nodded and continued to ask, "What do you mean by creating?"
The big dog lowered his head and thought for a while, but he replied quickly: "Found!"
After saying that, his expression became even more arrogant.
Liu Mo'ang said with a smile: "Then connect these three words and say it."
“It’s not simple yet, Found…”
Old Liu burst into laughter, and the group of people were stunned for a moment, and then they burst into laughter.
The big dog wondered, and then realized something. If these three words are pronounced in Chinese, isn’t it “I’m the one who puts the fart”?
The arrogant face of the big dog suddenly turned into bitter melon...
But this guy was so cruel. When he saw a group of people laughing at him, he secretly farted.
Well, as the saying goes, loud farts don’t smell bad, and stinky farts don’t sound. The farts that the big dog quietly blew is the kind that doesn’t move.
"Didn't you say that I'm giving the fart? Then I'll give you something to the fart and let you taste it."
After the big dog farted, he immediately began to twitch his nose and pretended to be surprised and said, "I said, have you smelled something? It seems that it was burning somewhere..."
As soon as the big dog said this, the group of people immediately became nervous. If a fire broke out, it would be a big trouble.
So a group of people began to twitch their noses while turning their heads.
"Damn, what does this smell like? How come it smells bad?"
"Oh, who is an unethical person who is so stinking fart?"
"Damn, I haven't pooped for a few days after farting? It's so smelly..."
A group of people covered their noses and ran away, and then they saw the big dog standing aside and cheering.
"Damn it, dog, did you let it go?" a group of people asked in unison.
The big dog said proudly, "Found!"
Chapter completed!