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Chapter 163 The invincible fly swatter.(1/2)

Just after Shan joined the ripple, Lin Xiaolong also calmed down. He did not do the task in a blazing manner, which made Rudy breathe.

On this day, Lin Xiaolong sat bored at his home without ripples, and sat melancholy on the sofa in the living room. He became bored alone, but the only thing worth comforting is that Fei was resting at home today to serve tea and water to him. It felt pretty good.

"Sir Xiaolong, you have been having too much trouble outside recently. Now the mercenary union is talking about ripples. Everyone except you have been praised by others, but you have too many negative reviews."

The petite Fei sat on the sofa opposite Lin Xiaolong, holding the refreshment and talking while eating. The refreshment was like a hamster with a head, and he moved very quickly to eat the refreshment.

Upon hearing this, Lin Xiaolong jumped and asked with a smile:

"Oh? That's right, the Mercenary Union."

Hearing Lin Xiaolong say this, Fei immediately shook his ears as if he had discovered something. He asked carefully:

"Mr. Xiaolong, can't he be trying to cause trouble, right?"

"No, no, I'm a good person. How could a kind person get angry because of other people's comments?"

Lin Xiaolong smiled brightly, and then suddenly said:

"I'll go to the bathroom."

As he said that, he got up and walked towards the gate, stood on the street and ran towards the mercenary union with gritted teeth.

"Oh oh oh oh! You bastards who are desperate, actually dare to say bad things to me behind your back! Look at me beating you into small cakes!"

Boom boom boom boom...

Lin Xiaolong's wild running sound came from the street. People on the street sighed melancholy when they saw Lin Xiaolong's appearance. They already had a certain understanding of Lin Xiaolong and got used to it.

Lin Xiaolong, who was running wildly with his dust tail, rushed into the mercenary union and kicked open the door and shouted at the mercenaries inside:

"You bunch of scumbags dare to say bad things to me behind your back. Look at me beating you into small cakes!"

In an instant, the mercenary union was stunned. Then he turned around and ran away in horror:

"Damn it! It's Lin Xiaolong!"

"Help! It's Lin Xiaolong!"

The mercenary retreated frantically, just as a child appeared in front of the mercenary.

"Mom, I'm scared!"

The child was frightened by the sudden scene and cried in fear while covering his eyes.

"Damn why did any kid get in!"

A mercenary was immediately shocked when he saw the child. He quickly pulled the child behind him. After walking a few steps, he turned around and said firmly to his companions:

"Protect the children and don't let Lin Xiaolong hurt the children. You guys leave first and I will come later!"

"Boss!"

The mercenary holding the child behind him suddenly looked at the man in front of him with emotion.

What fucked me that made you so scared!? I fell!

Faced with what happened, Lin Xiaolong raised the coffee table in his heart.

At this time, the man smiled, waved his hands, and looked at Lin Xiaolong and said dullly:

"Brothers, this is the ultimate mystery of our mercenary group. I will only demonstrate this trick once. You are optimistic!"

"Oh oh oh! Could it be that trick!?"

The mercenaries around him widened their eyes and were excited, afraid that they would miss something.

The mercenary burst out with golden magic power throughout his body. He suddenly glared at Lin Xiaolong's eyes. His body was as fast as lightning, and he flew towards Lin Xiaolong.

"Secret! Lion Fist!"

In an instant, a force of Mount Tai's egg-pressing momentum rushed towards Lin Xiaolong, and the mercenary's fists burst out with terrifying magic. He fought against Lin Xiaolong.

Seeing the other party's attack, Lin Xiaolong smiled, and followed the other party's posture and smiled:

"As respect for the warriors, I decided to give you dignity."

Bang!

Lin Xiaolong slapped the mercenary in the face like a fly. The mercenary in the air fainted and crashed into the floor beside him.

Boom!

The next moment, the mercenary stuck out his butt and penetrated into the floor, fainting.

"Boss!!"

Seeing that his companions sacrificed to protect themselves, everyone cried in grief.

"Damn it! Lin Xiaolong, you demon!"

The mercenary burst into tears and his fists were clenched tightly:

"Didn't you agree to give dignity? Where does that kind of move like slapping a fly have dignity? Look, what are our bosses like? Even the fainting posture is sticking out their butts, where does it have dignity!?"

Hearing this, Lin Xiaolong became embarrassed and thought to himself uneasy: It’s not my fault! I’m just a conditioned reflex. Anyone who told him to suddenly fly over and habitually slap him!

However, Lin Xiaolong didn't speak, but sneered stubbornly. He waved his hand confidently to the mercenary and said:

"You guys were wrong!"

The mercenary was immediately paused, watching Lin Xiaolong raise his head and raise his chest and abdomen and buttocks. Lin Xiaolong explained seriously:

"You are wrong! This move is an invincible fly swatter that I have developed for several years. This move absorbs the power of the fly swatter, soft and unexpected. It makes the enemy unpredictable. You should know that flies are very sensitive creatures, and it is almost impossible to get close to it. Therefore, this invincible fly swatter is the ultimate killer developed by scientific research and historical development concept!"

Lin Xiaolong's words made the mercenary stunned, and finally the mercenary got crazy:

"Your sister! You have to find someone who can convince you if you find an excuse. You don't even change your name and just add two "invincible" people, who will believe it? Do you really think we are children?!"

"Good boy, tell your name?"

When Lin Xiaolong saw the other party's sharp complaints, his eyes immediately condensed and he asked seriously.

Seeing Lin Xiaolong's inquiry, the man smiled confidently. He stood up and looked at Lin Xiaolong and said:

"My name is..."

"Ah! My favorite thing about Lin Xiaolong is to say 'no' to self-righteous people!"

Before he finished speaking, the mercenary Lin Xiaolong attacked with a punch and experienced the feeling of breaking Yan's fist. He flew into the air and sang in the air for a week and landed on the ground with his head.

Bang!

"This has something to do with me!"

The mercenary hit the ground and made a dull collision sound, and he didn't forget to complain before.

After dealing with the two, Lin Xiaolong lost interest when he saw the other mercenaries' fearful appearance. He sighed and said helplessly:

"Forget it, I'll go somewhere else to have fun."

In this way, Lin Xiaolong left the Mercenary Union. His departure made the mercenary breath a sigh of relief.

Leaving the mercenary union, Lin Xiaolong walked on the street with a bored look on his face. He had rested these few days. Sleeping at home every day was not a solution. At this moment, a familiar person appeared in Lin Xiaolong's sight, she was the cat-eared girl Mary!

"Oh! Mary..."

Seeing that Mary was just greeting her, Mary was walking with an orc with a smile on her face, Lin Xiaolong was stunned.

Damn it!? The first time I saw Mary walking with other men, is this!? No, no, absolutely impossible!!

"Absolutely impossible!!"

Lin Xiaolong, whose eyes were red, rushed up in a flash with lightning speed, and knocked away the orc who was walking with Mary.

Smiling brightly:

"Yo! What a coincidence, Marie, I didn't expect to see you here. You are worthy of being my true love!"

The orc who was knocked away was churning in the air for three and a half weeks, screaming:

"Damn!"

Crackling...

I flew twenty meters along the street, and finally rolled on the ground countless times before stopping.

“…”

Mary, who originally wanted to talk to the orc, saw this scene. Her lips twitched and stared at Lin Xiaolong in front of her and waved her fist to greet her:

"What are you doing? This is the tailor I finally hired!!"

Bang!

Lin Xiaolong took a punch in front of him, "Friendly Mother's Friendship Correction Fist" and flew backwards, stumbled in the air for three and a half weeks and landed on the ground and rolled several times before stopping.

History is always surprisingly similar.

Later, Lin Xiaolong sat in the cloth shop with a pain on his face, and the orcs beside him were laughing with Lin Xiaolong. Mary stood in front of Lin Xiaolong and began to preach unhappily:

"It's not easy for me to invite a tailor to make clothes for you, a bastard who has no clothes. You actually knocked someone away! Do you want to piss me to death? Xiaolong!"

After hearing this, Lin Xiaolong looked at Mary with a touching look on his face:
To be continued...
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