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Chapter 385 [Li Yun, Night Watchman]

From the mansion to the door, it took only a flash of time to walk. When everyone left the door, they saw the Taoist boy sitting cross-legged. The King of Qi Ren was not cross-legged, but squatting on the steps in front of the door. The big demon in the Hidden Gate didn't know what was cheap, and he was laughing like a child.

After extending his sight a little further, he saw the two updaters on the steps.

One old and one young!

A blind and a limp!

“Disabled?”

Li Yun was stunned and couldn't help but look at him curiously.

It seemed that because the people from the master went out, the two old and young men finally changed. But when the old man saw the cripple bowed quickly, the simple smile of ordinary people on his face, he said sincerely: "I heard that the master's family is popular, I came to congratulate you. The old man didn't ask for more, but only asked for a bowl of chowder."

The blind boy looked calm, as if he was listening to everyone's footsteps with his ears, but Li Yun always felt a little strange for some reason. He vaguely felt that the blind boy was looking at him with his eyes.

What a pair of clear eyes.

It is actually more ethereal and pure than a newborn baby.

When Li Yun was seen through his eyes, he had the illusion of being seen through everything. His eyes were clearly dispersed, making people know that he was blind at first glance, but Li Yun couldn't help but have an illusion that he felt that the young man seemed to be looking at him curiously.

He took a deep breath and barely suppressed this illusion.

Finally, the young man spoke softly, his tone sounded extremely crisp, just like the morning sound of a bird in the forest, saying, "There are red and white things in the world, and it is a major event in the world. The red and white things are very happy, and people need to be happy. The funerals are very sad, and people need to keep the sadness. Dear adults of the master, thank you for the reward of the happy meal."

A meal for a happy meal?

Li Yun's heart moved!

He suddenly vaguely remembered that there were such statements in the countryside in later generations. Whenever there were weddings and weddings, some people who were asking for money would gather at the door of their house. When encountering weddings, they would say they would be happy and sad when encountering funs. The master must treat these people solemnly, and even arrange a guest to be responsible.

If no one comes to ask for money for the wedding and white wedding, the host family will send someone to invite one or two people.

And the people who ask for money are not asking for it unreasonably.

For a happy event, be happy.

They want to make a special sound of iron cannon in the main house.

Funeral affairs, keep sad.

They want to play a particularly loud suona at the main house. (Note: This custom is still retained in Linyi, Shandong, where the mountains and rivers are located.)

Unfortunately, this rule in later generations gradually changed. More and more people are just asking for money. Some scoundrels join in, specifically stopping the wedding car to get money.

Unexpectedly, this was also found in the Tang Dynasty.

...

"Are you guys going to the happy people?"

Li Yun suddenly spoke, looking up and down.

What is joy?

Chasing happiness is chasing happiness!

To chase happy people is to ask for money by chasing happy events and then live with them.

Unfortunately, the young man smiled sweetly, as if he thought Li Yun’s problem was a bit strange. He blinked his long eyelashes, stared at Li Yun with ethereal and clear eyes, and asked curiously: “What is the Happiness People?”

Li Yun was stunned and remembered that the saying of "Happy" was a later generation, and it had evolved into a rogue mixed with it, losing the special taste of "Happy" and "Happy" and "Happy" and "Happy" and "Happy" and "Happy" and "Happy" and "Happy" and "Happy" and "Happy" and "Happy" and "Happy" and "Happy" and "Happy" and "Happ

At this moment, he suddenly heard the big boy sitting cross-legged on the steps and said to Li Yun: "Good grandson, they are not rushing to be happy or tragic, because tragic and tragic are only ones, one of them shoulders."

Li Yun felt a little moved again and quickly listened to the ancestor's explanation attentively.

But Tong suddenly stopped talking and said, "You are happy to get married tonight. You and the emperor are both family members. Don't hold the bowl and send it to others. Although it is a bowl of chowder, you have to eat it while it's hot."

Only then did Li Yun remember the food delivery and hurriedly walked over with a bowl. Li Shimin pondered slightly, and a dignified emperor actually walked over with a bowl.

A bowl of vegetables in the hands of the emperor was given to the elderly cripple husband.

Li Yun handed a bowl of food in his hand to the young blind man.

"Thank you, wish you great blessing."

The two incomplete people spoke almost at the same time, took the big bowl and bowed deeply.

Then……

Just in front of everyone, I really squatted at the door with a big bowl and started eating.

Li Yun and the emperor looked at each other and saw the curiosity that was trying hard to suppress in each other's eyes.

This is really weird.

But neither Taoist nor the King of Qi Ren did not mean to continue to explain.

Fortunately, there was an old man who didn't care. Suddenly, he heard Yan Shigu say: "The ancient tradition, the human race watches the night, three evil spirits in a lifetime, eight evil spirits, no entry into the Taoist sect, no cultivation of heaven and earth, the road of merit, five avoidances and three inadequacies, widows, widows, orphans, alone, and disabled, just to protect this life... Li Yun Xiaowa, don't look at others with curiosity, this is the backbone of our human race, your eyes are disrespectful to others, and incompleteness should not be curious and ridiculed, that is their merit to protect the dark night."

puff!

Li Yun almost squirted out a sound.

The one who was wrong about speaking was Mr. Yan. He almost thought he had encountered the fantasy second disease in later generations.

This kind of rich mythology and legend describes that he had seen on the Internet in his previous life... He was about to say something teasing, but his face froze. He remembered that he had swallowed the beads of a big turtle on the bank of the Yellow River. When he woke up, he was already lying on the streets of Chang'an. He remembered that his ancestor was sitting on the steps in front of the door. The old man was over 100 years old and his face looked like a child...

"Oh! Why are you doing this?" The Taoist boy suddenly spoke, sighed at Yan Shigu, and said, "The children don't know that they don't need to bear this kind of pressure before, but after you tell them, they have to carry it up according to the rules."

"So what?" Old Man Yan looked indifferent. He was obviously an elder of a great scholar. He suddenly spoke like a hero in the green forest. He yelled at the Taoist boy: "Boss, boss, will you tell them when you are exhausted? You are tired enough to suppress your second child in your life. Even if you are covered in iron, how many nails can you make?"

The Taoist boy was silent.

The King of Qi glared at the other side and cursed at Yan Shigu: "Who is the second child? You are the second child. Your whole family is the second child, and you will be the second child for the rest of your life."

Old Man Yan spat, pointed at him and cursed, saying, "You are one hundred and seven years old, I am only ninety-four years old. Please let the children present talk, which of us is the second one."

"Damn it, who dares to say something to try!"

Old man Qi was furious and looked at everyone with a fierce look. His eyes first fell to Li Shimin and asked in a sequel: "Do you dare to say it?"

Li Shimin felt so angry when he saw it, and he shook his head and said, "I am a secular emperor, and it is not convenient to evaluate things outside the world."

The old madman Qi continued to turn his eyes, stared at Changsun Wuji and Yuchi Jingde and asked, "Where are you?"

Changsun Wuji was even less useful than the emperor, and his face turned pale and said, "I just now had deaf ears and couldn't hear anything."

Yuchi Jingde gritted his teeth and said with a stingy head: "Senior is so forced, I will choose not to say anything, but you just threatened His Majesty the Tang Dynasty, and as a Duke, you have to sacrifice your life to fight."

"Get out!" Yan Shigu suddenly raised his foot and kicked Yuchi Jingde hard.

The old madman Qi yelled and said, "Don't hurry to protect me, I won't beat him to death today."

"Not in the future!" Yan Shigu looked serious and said solemnly: "If you beat him to death, don't blame me for hitting him to death in front of you. Let no one quarrel in your life, and you will always regret that I hit him to death in front of you."

"Then you hit me!" Old madman Qi sneered, as if he didn't care at all, but the old madman immediately glared at Yuchi Jingde and shouted angrily: "Get away, don't be next to my eyes."

This ultimately spared Yuchi Jingde's life.

The old madman continued to look at everyone with his eyes, and he didn't slow down slightly when he looked at Li Yun, but he still asked fiercely, saying, "Son-in-law, what's the number one do you think I'm ranked?"

Li Yun's eyes rolled and he slipped and said, "Which old man thinks is the first one."

The King of Qi was overjoyed and pointed at Li Yun and said, "You are smart, and you are comparable to my granddaughter. Remember, live in her room for more time. Today, I will hold ten great-grandchildren. If you can't give birth to them, I will chop you up..."

Li Yun twitched his face and pretended not to hear these crazy words.

...

Seeing a farce, it was all because of the old madman. Old Man Yan glanced at the two updaters and found that the dishes in the big bowl were about to be finished. Old Man Yan's face changed slightly, and he quickly spoke in a quick tone: "The people who watch the night watch are five to avoid three vacant places, widows, widows, orphans, alone, and disabled. They only want to guard this life. Every time there are red and white events, there will be a vigil to come to the door, asking for a bowl of chowder, and squatting at the gate to guard the third update. Their door is too miserable, so there are often shortages in inheritance. Li Yun Xiaowa, have you seen that these two updaters are disabled. They come to the door today, not to fully congratulate them. They come here, and they want to beg for a fellow traveler..."

A fellow traveler?

Li Yun's heart moved?

At this moment, the Taoist boy finally sighed lightly, and suddenly waved to Li Yuanba who had been curious about standing by the door, touched Li Yuanba's forehead and said, "Child, you picked up a chopstick dish for them..."

Everyone was shocked and suddenly realized what had happened just now.

Just now, everyone took the initiative to call Li Yuanba to pick up food. Originally, they thought that the host would not give up the gift when he was entertaining guests, but they didn't know that Tong urgently stopped Qing from drinking. Unfortunately, when he stopped it, Li Yuanba had already picked up the dishes.

Yan Shigu sighed softly, "A normal person picks up food, which is to entertain the night watcher, but Xiao Xuanzi is different. He is a soulless person who has been resurrected, widowed, widowed, orphan, alone, and disabled. He just wants to protect this life. This child picked up food for others and was destined to be a night watcher living in the dark night. Poor that he has just resurrected and will be taken away from him as a fellow traveler..."

Although he is known as the backbone of the human race, he has to live in the dark night. The old and young couples are disabled. After Li Yuanba becomes the night watcher, he is an orphan, because he is a soulless person and does not know even if he has relatives. Even if his relatives go to see him every day, he is destined to be lonely for a lifetime.

Li Shimin and Empress Changsun looked at each other, and the couple saw the pale look on each other's face.

The saint high priest slowly raised his hand and looked at the two night watchmen with cold eyes, as if they were suddenly hurtful, but unfortunately, they were forced to retreat five or six steps by Old Man Qi's energy.

...

"Senior Yan!"

Just when the atmosphere in front of the door was depressing, Li Yun suddenly spoke, saying, "Can this night watchman change his choice?"

Everyone was stunned. The Taoist boy's body shivered slightly, which could make the world's number one master lose his composure. It can be seen how terrifying Li Yun's simple question was.

"Hahaha, OK!"
Chapter completed!
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