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Chapter 388 [So you are such a black-bellied ancestor](1/2)

Li Yun still remembered the comments at that time, and at that time he thought the seventh one was very unreasonable.

"Getting the energy of heaven and earth, collecting the essence of the sun and moon, like a piece of white paper, a purple pearl in the Yaochi Pool, three thousand years of ice, snow and frost, has created a pure body of immortality. It was originally two parallel lines, and it cannot be communicated for life. However, when he went against the heavens, forced his life to change his destiny, and resisted the 99 thunder tribulations, this matter was finally caused. The heaven was furious and asked him, why did he say so? He laughed and scolded the heavens, and what was the crime of protecting the queen?"

Strong folk myths and legends style...

If he followed this comment, his seventh wife would be like a fairy, and he was originally destined to be with him. It was caused by the ancestor who went against the heavens and changed his destiny. Because he changed his destiny against the heavens and changed his destiny, the ancestor even withstood the thunder tribulation.

But now? Things are not like that at all. A voice was like a blind man in the morning bird, and suddenly he said that he was his seventh wife?

The key is that Li Yun doesn't want this seventh wife, or he doesn't dare to...

If it was a woman, Li Yun gritted his teeth and endured it, but the other party was a man, and no matter how he looked, he didn't look like a woman dressed in a man.

Although the sound is crisp.

Although the pupils are clear.

Although the eyelashes are long.

Although the personality is pure.

But all these advantages cannot change the fact that this little blind blind chest has no bulge at all.

Even a girl who is fourteen or fifteen years old should have a little change at this age. The little blind blind looks at least sixteen or seventeen years old. Who dares to say that he is a woman?

Let me marry a man as my wife?

Li Yun shivered subconsciously!

His mouth twitched a few times, and he couldn't help looking at the Taoist boy on the steps. He swallowed in his throat and asked with a hard forehead: "Master, I'm not glass..."

I'm not glass, so few people probably understand this word.

But Li Yun deliberately used this word, and he wanted to test the quality of the ancestor. A long time ago, Li Yun suspected that the ancestor was not from this era.

Sure enough, the Taoist boy suddenly smiled, his little face looked like a child, and suddenly blinked like a naughty child, and said leisurely: "If you don't want to be glass, you can be a rabbit!"

Puff!

Li Yun almost squirted out an old blood!

The stone hammered, finally the stone hammered!

All doubts were finally confirmed at this moment.

The fellow villagers and old friends come from the same era and have the same generation of thoughts. The whole seven years of loneliness turned into tears and excitement.

“Old ancestor…”

Li Yun choked and felt a piece of lead blocking his chest. Suddenly he wiped his tears and asked loudly: "Old Master, what level is your account at Qidian? The disciple Bucai, writer lv5."

This is what I want to ask about the Taoist’s past life.

"Hahahaha!"

The Taoist boy smiled again and suddenly reached out to Li Yun, with his hand still naughty expressions like a child, and said proudly: "I can't write articles, but I am a reading family. The ordering coins is too expensive and I always like to have sex for free."

Puff!

Li Yun almost squirted out an old blood again.

You are such a god-like person, and you are a pirated person who looks at pirated...

Are you worth it? As an author, the most you want to beat up is the free sex?

...

"So!" The ancestor spoke again, with a naughty smile on his face: "I feel that I have owed you authors, so I will try my best to make up for it. Are you unhappy, good disciple? The ancestor has appointed you seven wives."

This brings the topic back to the matter of marrying a wife.

"You can pull it down!"

Li Yun jumped three feet high and said angrily: "It's for my own good. Who knows what you meant? It seems that I have found seven wives for me, but have you ever thought about my feelings..."

As he said that, he took a deep breath and said with a righteous expression: "You must know that I am a person with deep love. I am the kind of peerless man who ends up in one's own life. He passes through the flowers and leaves without touching his body. A good man uses deep love, and he is talking about a person like the disciple."

"Bah!"

No one expected that the Taoist boy suddenly spitted on him. He was obviously an out-of-world god, but he was like a hooligan and pointed at Li Yun and said, "Are you shameless? Are you shameless? If you have any other kind, you can tell me again, how many movies are installed in your computer CDef disk? Just like you, you lick the screen at least three times a day. You dare to say that you are deeply in love. Do you want to coax the ancestor as a fool?"

Li Yun's mouth twitched a few times and said angrily: "At least I don't install the C drive, the operating system is installed on the C drive."

"Where are other plates?" The ancestor looked at him coldly.

Li Yun smiled embarrassedly and rubbed his hands and said, "If Tu Sun said he didn't pretend to be any movies, do you believe this?"

The Taoist boy slowly lifted his jade-like little hand and looked at him with a smile and said, "If I continue to hit this palm, no one can withstand it in the world."

Li Yun immediately changed his words and said bluntly: "The other plates are installed, but they are not films. The films take up too much space. I only store seeds. Save seeds and watch them as you use them."

The Taoist boy shook his body, and it took him a long time to look up at the sky and took a deep breath, murmured: "Little bastard, he is an expert."

The conversation between the ancestor, disciple and grandson was probably no one understood the entire Tang Dynasty. Everyone present was stunned. The King of Qi was full of suspicion and kept scrutinizing. Suddenly, the big demon snorted coldly and asked fiercely: "What are your disciples talking about? Why don't I remember that the Taoist sect has these maneuvers?"

The Taoist boy looked at him and said lightly: "This is not a Taoist incision, this is a game between me and my disciples."

"Yes, yes, yes, game!" Li Yun also spoke quickly and helped the ancestor explain together.

"I don't care about the game!"

Old Man Qi suddenly roared, and his tone became even more fierce: "I only care about one thing, that is, my little Yanran cannot be neglected. Even if you, a stinky brat, have to stay in my granddaughter's room for at least ten days a month."

The panic that Li Yun had just suppressed rushed out of his heart again.

He heard a special sentence in Old Man Qi's words.

Marry a night watchman and practice dual cultivation!

This is nothing more than telling Li Yun that the seventh wife is destined to marry.

The old ancestor asked him to marry him, but the King of Qi actually asked him to marry him. Then look at the expression on the face of Mr. Yan next to him and the face of the cripple man, and the expression of the lame man.

Everyone clearly has the same meaning.

But Little Blind is a man...

...

Gudu!

Li Yun subconsciously swallowed his saliva.

He took a deep breath and raised his hand to wipe his forehead. From the expressions of the four elders, he could see that it seemed that marrying the little blind blind was a big deal. Since the elders insisted, there must be a reason to persist, then...

Just think he is a woman.

I remember a famous saying in later generations, "How to say it, men should be more powerful than men."

Knowing the man, adding a man to the man, and forcing a man to the man...

To put it into the words of the old ancestor: "It really doesn't work, you can be the Rabbit Master!"

...

Master Rabbit!

Li Yun shivered!

He was about to grit his teeth and speak, but suddenly he heard a morning bird-like voice, but when he saw Xiaobing jumping in front of him, his eyes that looked like clear spring looked at him curiously, and he said in confusion: "I feel panic when I see you, and it seems that I am afraid of marrying me."

This little blind blind voice is really nice.

Better than countless voice converters...

But Li Yun couldn't help but tremble and looked at the other person's chest.

Seeing him like this, Little Blind Blind Blinked and said curiously: "I can see your eyes pay attention to the direction. Do you want to look at my chest?"

As he said that, he actually wanted to untie his mind. It seemed that Li Yun really wanted to take a look. While untiing his clothes, he said curiously: "It's strange, why do you look at my chest?"

"No, don't!"

Li Yun stopped him with a stern hand, swallowed his saliva on his face, and tried to say something: "Although we are destined to be husband and wife, I have no interest in looking at the man's chest."

“Huh?”

Little blind blinked blindly, his eyes as pure as a newborn baby. He looked at Li Yun curiously, tilted his little head and asked, "I'm not a man, you are not interested in looking at a man's chest, what does it have to do with me?"

uh-huh?

Li Yun was stunned.

His eyes subconsciously fell, and he looked at the plains on the blind blind chest.

Little blind blind was curious and raised his little head, his clear eyes were full of confusion.

The two stood face to face for a long time, and Li Yun finally couldn't resist the other party's pure eyes. He took a step back a little embarrassedly and tentatively said: "You just said, "You said, you are not a man..."

"Yes!"

Little Blind blind was puzzled by Li Yun's problem. He suddenly lowered his head and kept checking at him, and said curiously: "Do I look like a man? I'm just wearing the clothes of a guest."

Gudu!
To be continued...
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