Chapter 403 [Datang licking the dog's first battle]
Not only the emperor and the empress, but others in the yard were angry. The high priest sighed faintly, which made Li Yuanba look at him with murderous aura.
In addition, there were other daughters-in-law's mother tribes or communities of interest that were related to their kinship. Everyone was dissatisfied and suddenly heard someone screaming and saying, "Let's go side by side."
Strong bandit style.
What to do side by side?
I'm afraid I'm going to search the guy and support Li Yunya.
It seems that the whole world is full of enemies in a moment.
However, the more in this atmosphere, Li Yun became more motivated to persevere.
He took a deep breath again and said resolutely: "I choose, Little Blind, I will start with Lao Qi tonight's wedding night."
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When he shouted for the first time, others thought he was impulsive, but when he shouted like this the second time, his tone became very determined. At this time, everyone understood that Li Yun was determined to choose the seventh-level wife.
"snort!"
Li Shimin suddenly hummed heavily to express his dissatisfaction.
Queen Changsun next to him looked pale and murmured: "What should I do? What should I do? If I don't stay in the main room on the first night of my wedding, how can the child raise his head in the future?"
The queen suddenly looked at Li Yun, her eyes were red and she felt like she was begging, and she said bitterly: "Good nephew, can you be pitiful, can you be pitiful, A Yao? You married eight wives, but on the first day, she was embarrassed with her. This will die, this will die, that girl's personality is soft on the outside and hard on the inside..."
The queen of a country almost cried and begged. Li Yun dared not hide it anymore. She rushed over to help the queen and lowered her voice: "Second Auntie, this is what A Yao means. When she got married tonight, she whispered to me and told me specifically not to give up on her tonight."
"How is this possible? How can a woman push her husband out?" Queen Changsun looked at Li Yun with anger without thinking, and said, "You actually learned to lie..."
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly saw the helplessness and aggrievance on his nephew's face, as if his face was still flushed, as if there was something inconvenient to say it clearly. Queen Changsun was so smart, and suddenly a flash of inspiration in his mind, blurted out: "Ah? I understand."
In ancient times, rules were extremely particular, but it was actually feudal superstition. Women always thought it was unclean during their period. During this period, wives generally did not want their husbands to enter the room, for fear that filth would affect their husbands and cause bad luck. This is a very unlucky thing. The customs of the Han family have always been like this.
Empress Changsun is a experienced person. She understood Li Yun's hint at once. It was because she understood that she instantly understood her nephew's frustration.
On wedding night, you should choose a wife. In addition to choosing a wife’s wedding chamber, you can convince the public. No matter who you choose, it will make the other families uncomfortable.
But his wife A Yao didn't allow Li Yun to choose her.
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"You see, this matter, this matter, it's a coincidence..."
Empress Changsun was so amused that she was relieved. After she was relieved, she started sympathizing with her nephew. The queen suddenly reached out to pull Li Shimin and said fiercely: "Your Majesty, it is not the court now. Tonight is a happy event for the juniors of the family. It is an internal affairs of the royal family. Therefore, I am not considered to be interfering in politics. I will definitely support my nephew. Which one he chooses is which one."
Li Shimin also woke up Li Yun's hint at this time, but as a male elder, he felt more embarrassed than the queen. He heard this and could only touch his nose dryly and said in disappointment: "I think the dishes tonight are good. I want to stay on the table and continue to drink a few cups. There are two etiquettes in the bridal chamber later. Just look at Guanyin maid and go and take care of it."
Queen Changsun nodded, her phoenix eyes swept around her majestic eyes, and said fiercely: "I believe that the rules are not completely unbreakable. For example, sometimes it is inappropriate, so how can you still be stubborn and obey the rules? Those who come to congratulate tonight are relatives and family members. I believe everyone can understand it."
Li Shimin also said with the flow: "You can be the first, or the seventh, you can be the first, you can be the first, you should be considered compliant and not breaking etiquette."
The emperor and the queen expressed their opinions at the same time, and their words were clearly plausible. There were no fools who could get involved in the court, and there were even less fools in the family where Zhong Ming and Ding Food were even less. Although everyone in the wedding banquet did not know why Li Yun did not choose A Yao, they vaguely guessed that there must be indescribable difficulties in this.
And those female members who have experienced personnel have gradually tasted three of them.
Everyone gradually understood Li Yun’s difficulties.
Since it is a last resort, choosing to be the first bridal chamber is not a humiliation of another family...
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"Ah hahaha, OK!"
Cheng Yaojin was the first to laugh, but when he saw the old fairy Tian suddenly shamelessly picked up a glass of wine and said to several banquet tables near the Cheng family: "Everyone drinks a drink to relieve each other's anger. Our Cheng family never cared about it. In fact, my family doesn't need to compete for the first place in the snow. As early as more than ten years ago, the two dolls had already passed the bridal chamber..."
Puff!
There was a sound of wine splashing around.
Countless people looked at Lao Cheng with a blue face, and really wanted to rush up and slap this guy to death.
Listen, was that human words just now?
Isn’t bragging so shameless? Is it because the two dolls had already had a bridal chamber more than ten years ago? How old was Li Yun and Cheng Chuxue at that time? Will the children play house together?
Besides, Li Yun was still living in Hebei more than ten years ago. With your shameless shrewdness, would you make your daughter fall in love with a poor boy?
I'm gonna be!
Cheng Yaojin is shameless and has no skin, and he is indeed the number one person in the world.
But Lao Cheng didn't care about everyone's contempt and just continued to show his performance. Suddenly, he looked generous and generous, and was full of righteousness and said to the guests of the Cheng family: "Everyone knows that the Cheng family has always been kind and righteous, and the daughters are trained well, and they never get jealous. You are all relatives of my Cheng family, so naturally they don't lack the style of broad-mindedness. For the wedding chamber tonight, let's give it to other families first. Especially the seventh brother, I heard that he is the daughter of a husband, who is lonely and pitiful, just her, I, Lao Cheng, have nothing to say."
While boasting about this, I did not forget to follow the emperor and the queen's words. Although everyone present was so tired of hearing it, they finally chose to pinch their noses and endure it. But they were very unhappy, so they raised their glasses to find fault. It seemed that without further ado, they knew that Lao Cheng would definitely be poured under the table tonight.
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The Cheng family made a statement, and the Zheng family followed closely.
Zheng Xun, the chief of the Zheng clan, thanked Li Yun for letting his son go tonight, and wanted to cling to Linglong as his backer, and hurriedly said: "Just just heard Your Majesty talk about the rules, the lower official suddenly realized in his heart that the wife is the first, the seventh wife is the first, the other is the last, the customs passed down by the Han family are the first, but it did not say that the last or the first, the first. The Bohai king chose the seventh wife's bridal chamber, which is really aroused the misunderstandings that the world has been misunderstood for thousands of years. This matter is admirable and leads to a beautiful talk about marriage..."
vomit!
Several table guests pretended to have too much drink and started to retching.
Someone stood up at one table, and it was the father of the Wu family Xiao Mei Niang, but when he saw the Duke looked angry, he looked at the Zheng clan leader with a disgust, and cursed: "Zheng Xun, are you shameless? The five surnames and seven hopes, and the face of the aristocratic family is lost..."
Zheng Xun laughed, looked over without fear, and suddenly asked, "So I really want to hear it. Which one should I choose in Ying Guogong?"
The warrior blurted out and said, "Of course it's my family... uh... it's my daughter who wants to give in."
Zheng Xun shouted and deliberately provoked: "I think you don't agree with the choice of the Bohai Lord?"
"How is that possible?" Warrior Wu said righteously, "On the wedding night, I was originally a private family, and this kind of man and woman matter was only decided by his own family. Although I am the father-in-law of the Bohai Kingdom, I cannot be bothered by him because I love my daughter. Besides, I also heard that the seventh son-in-law was lonely and pitiful, and he was a blind blind man who was born to be unable to see anything. I was soft-hearted and could not stand the poor girl. My son-in-law chose her first bridal chamber. How could I have something to say..."
Zheng Xun looked at his righteous and righteous words with a look of righteousness. After a long time, he took a deep breath, suddenly turned around and spit on the ground while the person was not paying attention. When he passed by the side of the warrior, he suddenly said in a voice that only he and the warrior could hear: "As long as there are no good birds who can be the Duke. Whoever wants to say that there are only three hob meat in the Tang Dynasty? I will spit on him one of his face first, and then pull him to find you warrior."
The warrior's face remained unchanged and he said twice: "I was known to have a snoring nine times back then."
Zheng Xun glanced at him fiercely.
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The emperor and the empress expressed their support from the Cheng family and Zheng family. Sister Wu's father spoke righteously, but his words were more licking than licking dogs. However, no one talked about it. Civil officials were the most shameless group of people.
But when a guy stood up slowly, holding a wine glass with one hand and twisting his beard with the other hand, he suddenly looked up at the moon and sighed loudly: "Ahhhh..."
This is clearly a posture of starting to praise poetry.
Wonnyma!
Everyone present was disgusting as if they were eating flies. A Guohou Shin, a martial arts master who was born in the military, couldn't bear it. He suddenly punched Lengzi and smashed the guy with a black-eyed green eye. The Guohou cursed and said, "It's almost enough, I have to rush up and lick it up? I just drank a few glasses of wine, but I don't want to spit it out on the spot."
pity……
"Ahhhh!"
The civil servant's eyes were blue and he still raised his head and sighed loudly, chanting a poem: "In ancient times, there was the first big wedding, but now there is the seventh big wedding, the first or the seventh big wedding, are actually the first ones. Praise, this matter should be revealed."
Everyone looked at each other and pinched their noses and listened to the extremely sour and smelly poems.
However, the civil servant was complacent and thought he had made a masterpiece of eternal song. He kept drinking and pouring one cup over another. He kept saying: "It's a big white song."
Li Shimin's face turned black and his teeth clattered: "Is this bastard who came to cheat him for drinking on purpose?"
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Seeing that the scene was getting more and more nonsense, the ritual officer quickly shouted: "The auspicious time has arrived. I will be sent to the bridal chamber. Please invite Princess Jinyang, please invite Yaya Xiaonan, and the two happy children will appear together to lead the groom's road to the bridal chamber..."
Chapter completed!