Extra - The Great Adventure of Rolling (repost should be commentable)(1/2)
Holding down the channel change button on the remote control and watching the pictures flashing on the screen, the cat-eared girl let out a long yawn out of boredom after playing for a few minutes.
It's so boring, even changing the channel becomes boring.
Gun lowered his head and licked his tail, threw the remote control aside, and began to jump up and down in the living room to look for it.
It was quiet everywhere in the house, except for the sound of water splashing from time to time in the next door room: almost everyone, including the big cat, went away again, and this time, only a cat and a fish stayed to look after the house.
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"It's so boring..." After jumping up and down again, Guan returned to the sofa, trying hard to curl up into a small ball, and wagging his tail every now and then, "The big cat went out again, and the big cat didn't take him with him.
I play..."
The little mermaid in the next room is still splashing in the water vigorously. I really can't understand how that little fish has such strong energy and can be so happy just by playing in the water. When I think of this, I can't help but roll away.
I feel a little envious of Doudou, and also slightly miss my old days.
Although his memory from childhood is a little unclear, Gun still remembers that when he was a cat, he would not be as bored all the time as he is now.
At that time, it seemed that there were always a lot of fun things waiting for her. Although there were very few things that she could think about, she could easily get a lot of happiness from these limited things - a ball of wool could open a ball.
You can play happily all day long. You can scratch the big cat's door and be chased around by him. You can shoot the little rubber ball that the big cat bought for you. You won't be bored all afternoon. But why can't it be done now?
Woolen cloth?
Gun lowered his head and looked at his hands. Human hands are very complex and can do many, many things. The human brain is also very complex and can think of many, many things, but there are probably too many things that can be done and thought about.
That's why it's boring.
He jumped off the sofa, ran to his toy box, rummaged through and found the little leather ball he liked to play with the most, and patted it twice.
Then he meowed in frustration.
How about... changing the gameplay?
Gun looked at her hands carefully, and after thinking about it, she decided to use her creativity.
Human hands can grab things and throw them.
She picked up the ball, squeezed it, and then aimed at the wall not far away and threw it as hard as she could.
There was a bang, leaving a dark mark on the wall, and the ball bounced back.
This is really much more fun!
Gun felt like she had discovered a new world. She picked up the ball and ran around the living room happily, then threw it to every place that interested her.
On the roof, on the walls, on the kitchen door, the ball left deep and shallow marks everywhere, and then bounced around in the living room.
Until there was a bang, a small rubber ball was embedded in the middle of the TV screen placed on the TV cabinet.
The picture on the screen shook violently for a few times, and then turned black with a wisp of smoke. The TV itself shook back and forth, and finally fell off the TV cabinet.
Gunmiao stared at the TV blankly, then suddenly jumped up: "Meow!!!!"
What to do? Will the big cat eat itself?
No, no, I heard that Catboy is so expensive, how could he give it up...
But I was picked up! It’s not expensive at all, okay?
Gun's ears and tail stood straight up, and the down slowly exploded on it. At the same time, she also heard the sound of splashing water in the next room and stopped at some point.
The little mermaid in the room seemed to have heard what was going on here.
Gun felt like his brain suddenly became more useful, and he instantly thought of countless possible consequences and solutions. Looking at the situation, it would be impossible to glue the TV screen with saliva - he didn't have that much saliva, and the little one couldn't.
The mermaid will soon discover the truth in the living room, so the current situation is...
At this moment, Gun suddenly remembered her failed plan from long ago.
She rushed to the stairs on hands and knees, ran to the second floor, and found the treasure she had hidden in the utility room: a small package. Then she ran back to the living room in a hurry, stuffing her tail into her clothes as she ran.
, and finally rushed to the door.
The moment she rushed out of the house, she suddenly remembered something, then ran to the coat rack to find a big hat, and put it on her head to cover her ears.
After doing all this, the cat girl rushed out of the house and ran away.
Here I come! The outside world! The first step for cats to conquer the earth begins here!
Half an hour later, I stopped at a street corner, opened my small package, and stared at the contents in a daze.
Oops...there were big holes in the original plan.
There were too many toys in the bag and no food.
Why wasn't there any food in the first place?
Ah, I remembered. The original plan was to catch mice by myself after going out, without bringing food...
But now I don’t want to eat mice.
Gun rubbed his belly. He wasn't hungry yet, but he should be hungry in a few hours.
It's definitely not possible to go home. The fish must have discovered that he broke the TV at home, and Doudou wants to watch cartoons in the afternoon. Without a TV to watch, the fish will be very scary.
If you go back by yourself, you will definitely be beaten by a fish.
In my limited mind, I selectively forgot the fact that there is a TV in every room in the house.
Must get something to eat.
Rolling around, he rummaged around and finally found a few crumpled bills in a pocket.
She vaguely remembered that this was the pocket money that Big Cat gave her after she was finally allowed to go out alone.
But because it was so troublesome to buy things, it was better to save time and climb more trees, so she spent almost nothing and saved everything.
Gun looked at the banknotes in his hand and fell into thought.
Then she tried hard to recall the shopping process that Big Cat taught her, and walked to the nearest store holding on to the pocket money she had saved.
"Boss! I want dried fish! Biscuits! Dried tofu!" He lay on the counter and looked directly at the shop owner, "Where are they?"
The store owner was lowering his head to settle accounts. He raised his hand and pointed in the direction of the shelf: "The snacks are on the second shelf at the back. You can get them yourself."
He groaned and was about to walk away when the boss suddenly raised his head.
"Hey? Aren't you the little girl staying at Hao Ren's house?"
When Gun Ji Ling heard Big Cat's name, she almost jumped up. She thought that the man in front of her had seen through her plan and was going to capture her and send her back for a beating. However, she heard the store owner continue to say: "I haven't seen you for a while.
Hao Ren is here, is he on a business trip again?"
"Big... brother is on a business trip." Gun almost bit his tongue, but at least he remembered what he had learned countless times before.
"Oh, let him know when he comes back that the cat food he ordered from me last time has arrived."
At this time, Gun was about to get away quickly to get something from the shelf, but he stopped when he heard these words.
Her eyes were shining, and she suddenly lay down on the counter: "Cat food! Boss! Give me the cat food!"
The shop owner was startled by the cat girl and leaned back: "Oh...that's right, you can buy it too. How much do you want?"
He slapped all the change in his hand on the counter: "How much can I buy?"
A few minutes later, Gun left the store with two large bags in his arms.
It would have been impossible to lift such a big bag before, but after becoming a human, not only did I get bigger, but I also became stronger. I almost didn’t feel when I was holding these things. It seems that being a human is quite okay.
OK.
Now that food is available, what’s the next step to conquer the world?
He walked slowly down the street, thinking about his plan to conquer the world.
Then go gather a group of younger brothers.
There seem to be a lot of stray cats around here...
If you buy it with a bag of cat food, it should be easy, right?
What about after you have a little brother?
It is difficult for cats to rule the world alone, and Gun, who has now achieved a high IQ, understands this quite well.
We still have to rely on people's strength, because it is very convenient for people to do many things.
Then let the little brothers find humans to be cute and turn humans into tools to rule the world!
Next, we will use humans to establish a puppet government... let's start by managing this street.
Gun was planning as he walked, and in his mind he imagined a bright future in which he would successfully rule the world and establish a cat empire.
In that case, let the big cats manage the cat empire. In this case...
Shouldn’t Big Cat stop pursuing himself for breaking the TV?
As the sun set, a cat girl with great ambitions and two big bags of cat food walked confidently on the streets of the southern suburbs.
Find places where stray cats gather.
Go hand out cat food.
To be continued...