Chapter 49. The future is limitless
In fact, there is no paper in the toilet, which is a very common problem in life. It is a question given by a professor-level tutor when Fatty Wang Jing was studying screenwriter in the Chinese Department of Hong Kong.
There were a variety of students who answered this question. Some said they used socks to wipe them, some said they just took out their pants, some said they used money to replace them with wallets, and some said they wanted to pick them up in the trash can...
The fat man's answer at that time was: "With the water stored in the toilet----".
The instructor immediately gave B, saying that the answer was very clever, because so many students did not even think of such a clean and decent method.
However, compared with Duan Zihao's answer, it is directly worse than Duan Zihao's answer. The reason is that Duan Zihao's answer is more creative, and creativity is the soul of the screenwriter.
What should I do if I don’t have paper when I go to the toilet?
I don't need paper because I'm an alien.
It can be understood as the paranoia of a psychopath. It can also be understood as the fact that an alien has really come to Earth. In short, the story is very strong and can remind you of many things.
Making a movie requires good scripts, and good scripts require good creativity. How can you come from good creativity? It is to dig it out of your mind!
At this moment, everyone was watching Douming Zeye, who made a big splash. Even a fool knew that his answer was really great.
What's more, the fat man Wang Jing directly praised him as a "genius".
After being watched by so many people, Duan Zihao didn't feel embarrassed, and even smiled arrogantly.
His smile made Li Zaixiong, who was separated from him, feel very disgusting. He ate a lot of money in this class, but the other party was in a lot of light. Even the fat director seemed to be optimistic about the other party.
"But you won't be proud for too long. As long as you get a good get out of class, you will be as good as you!" Li Zaixiong said in his heart.
It seemed that after hearing the "call" in his heart, the fat Wang Jing was unwilling to waste any more time. After all, he had only collected 5,000 yuan from the company and was not worth working overtime. So he looked at his watch and shouted: "The time is almost over-the-school!"
Before leaving, the fat Wang Jing couldn't help but look at Duan Zihao more, and Duan Zihao smiled with neither humility nor arrogantly.
Although the fat man was a terrifying person, he was also a person with temperament, so he nodded, which was considered to be remembering each other in his heart.
As the screenwriter instructor, the fat man Wang Jing had just left, and before the students left the classroom, they saw a bald man walking in in full posture.
Wearing glasses, a bow tie, and carrying hands behind his back, he looks gentlemanly. Yes, he is the director of the artist training class - Mai Qiuwen!
Mai Qiuwen is also nicknamed "Killer Mai", because many people in the previous training classes "dead" under his command. After the training, he failed to sign a contract with TVB because of "bad grades" and "uncooperating with work", so he didn't even have to be a supporting role, becoming a lonely ghost on the TV station.
Killer Mai pays great attention to his authority. Think about it, these guys who may become superstars in the future were once frightened when they saw him. When they think of this kind of glory, Killer Mai felt that he couldn't help but get up.
Of course, there are exceptions in everything. For example, this time the killer Mai Qiuwen's face was swept away by someone. Who? Of course, it's that naughty joke.
Last time, and last time, Mai Qiuwen was very upset with the arrogant look of Joke Hao. Your mother, I am a teacher, you are a student, you are even more arrogant than me.
Mai Qiuwen originally thought that there must be some big shot behind this joke, or there was a unique background, but unexpectedly, after his hard work and the news from students Li Zaixiong and others, he finally learned everything about joke, and this guy was nothing. He came here to study just because the great director Zhao Zhenqiang felt sorry for him and gave him a place to transfer to class.
Your mother! Just because of this, I want to be a big banner and be arrogant in this training class. I think you are the birthday boy who is long-lasting - seeking death!
Mai Qiuwen has decided to get back the face no matter what, and to fire this ungrateful thorn in front of all the students, and then maintain his supreme authority, so that his nickname "killer Mai" is not a false reputation! Well, the most important thing is to kill the chicken to scare the monkeys, so that these guys who dream of stardom all day long will wake up and know who is their boss!
At this moment, Mai Qiuwen held his hands behind his back and glanced around through thick lenses, looking like a Nazi officer patrolling the concentration camp. Finally, he stared at Duan Zihao and said, "That classmate named Duan, please stand up!"
Li Zaixiong knew it, and was so happy. He looked at Duan Zihao and said to himself, "Do it!" Let's see how you're done this time!"
Others also looked at the joke 吧吧吧吧吧吧, and their eyes were filled with various information.
Liang Chaowei is worried.
Ouyang Zhenhua was anxious.
Wu Zhenyu was surprised.
There are others who are gloating or tragic.
In short, the expressions are different and colorful.
Duan Zihao stood up, and he didn't understand why the bald Mai in front of him asked him to get up. However, looking at the other person's expression, it obviously contained "killing aura".
What's the meaning?
Want to cure me?!
Are you not afraid that I am the Monkey King and I will make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace?!
Therefore, Duan Zihao looked at Bald Mai with disdain, without any tension or sense of crisis.
Mai Qiuwen called out the joke, but did not speak immediately, just to give him a sense of threat and oppression, but as a result... he didn't want to be arrogant at all. Your mother's expression was natural, and she was very disdainful, and she obviously looked down on herself!
Mai Qiuwen's glass-breaking self-esteem was hurt again.
"That classmate Duan, do you know why I asked you to stand up?" Mai Qiuwen said with an extremely stern expression with his hands behind his back.
"Oh, I really don't know!" Duan Zihao didn't mean to be frightened or repent.
Damn, it's not good! Mai Qiuwen cursed in his heart, thinking, if you show your favor, I might let you go, but now...
"Student Duan, I seem to have told you before that no matter who you want to make trouble here, you will be driven out by me. Do you still remember this sentence?"
"Remember, of course I remember. Why, who will Mai SIR drive out?" Duan Zihao pretended to be vague.
"Haha!" Mai Qiuwen sneered twice, "That's right! That person is you!"
"It's me, why is it me?" Duan Zihao was surprised, "I didn't seem to make any mistakes!"
"Have you made no mistakes? You fight, don't unite with your classmates, and you also fan the flames and collect me! You think this is a club, this is a training class! So, I announce that you have been fired!" Mai Qiuwen was in such a comfortable mood after saying this call, just waiting to see the miserable appearance of the joke.
Li Zaixiong and others were also proud, hoping to see the joke kowtow and beg for mercy immediately.
But before Duan Zihao could react, the teacher's door was suddenly pushed open. The great director Pan Wenjie glanced inside, and then said to Duan Zihao standing: "That, Duan Zihao, right? I forgot to tell you something, Director Xiao asked you to go there today!"
After saying this, Pan Wenjie nodded with Mai Qiuwen, and he was busy filming.
But Mai Qiuwen's mood is different.
Director Xiao?
How many Director Xiao is there on the TVB?
Apart from the big producer and director Xiao, who else dares to be able to afford this title?!
"Ahem, Duan Zihao, oh no, Ah Hao... Why did Director Xiao look for you?" Mai Qiuwen's face became faster than reading.
Duan Zihao shrugged and said the truth: "I don't know!"
Mai Qiuwen felt that this child was too unreal. He had changed his magnanimity and was still so arrogant. Could it be that he really has a background, but he didn't find out clearly?!
The first time, Mai Qiuwen felt that he had done a very insufficient job in inquiry, otherwise such an embarrassing situation would not have occurred.
"Okay, I don't want to say anything now, nor do I want to know... I just said I wanted to fire you, but it was actually for your own good. However... Based on the principle of teaching and educating people, I think you can still save it. If you really fire you, it will waste your celebrity embryo. After all, it is rare for young men like you to be so handsome... So, I decided to give you another chance. You have to cherish it and don't let us all down!" Mai Qiuwen felt that he was simply a master of "changing with the wind". A talent like himself would be a loss if he didn't participate in politics.
Duan Zihao had long expected that this sissy would not do anything to him, so he shrugged indifferently and said, "thank you so much! If you have nothing else, then I want to..." He gestured outside.
"Oh yes yes! You can't let Director Xiao wait too fast... Do you know how to go to his office? Do you want me to take you there? No, okay, you can go, there is a brick in front of you, don't trip up----!"
The whole class was speechless.
I watched the great jokes leave with great silly. At this moment, everyone had only one thought in their hearts. How could this guy know Xiao? Such a big boss? Also, this person’s future is limitless!
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