Chapter 1532 Silly big man and sloppy old man
The ancients said: Only the overlord can bear a tripod! This bravery is unparalleled in the world!
What we are talking about is Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu in ancient times!
Legend has it that the King of Western Chu has carried a thousand-pound cauldron, and is a true hero and a true hero!
In the Ouyang family in Jinghai City, there was also a "talent" that appeared once a century ago. He had been as strong as a cow since he was a child. He carried a stone pier at the age of eight. It was said that he could kill a lively cow that was jumping around with one punch.
It’s a pity that this person is not as brave as Xiang Yu. He is a fool, and an absolute fool.
His name is "Silly Man'er".
It is said that this fool man had a big head and his limbs were extremely developed, but his head was not developed. He had become extremely clumsy since he was born. He could walk when he was 3 years old and talk at the age of 5. At that time, the Ouyang family thought he was a mute, but unfortunately he suddenly called "Mom" and woke everyone up. It turned out that he was not a mute, but a fool.
The only thing this foolish man likes to do since he was a child is to squat on the ground and stick out his butt to watch the ants walking... He was relished and fascinated by watching it.
No one knew what he was watching, and no one knew what tricks he could see from the ants on the ground.
The only thing I know is that I must not provoke him to look at the ants on the ground... Otherwise, I will definitely be broken by this kid.
Jinghai City.
On a bus from the suburbs to the city center, the bus is still relatively crowded because of the crowds.
But surprisingly, these crowded people were huddling tightly in the front place... and behind was empty.
What's going on? Could it be that those people like to be so crowded?
It turned out that there was a stout and burly guy sitting in the back.
At first glance, this guy was not as terrifying as two meters tall... When this guy with a well-developed figure sat down, his butt occupied 4 seats.
The strong muscles that emerge from the two arms have a kind of wild and explosive wildness... The first word that comes to mind when people look at it is: wild beasts!
It’s a pity that such a developed and strong man, his face looks tender and stupid, giving people a "two-five" feeling. In addition, his clothes are really incompatible, as if he moved a little bit, the clothes would hiss and be torn to pieces.
The most fatal thing was that his big hand, which was like an iron hammer, was tightly holding a lollipop, and licking his silly eyes with relish... one... two... What's even more fatal is that the kid's snot was still running, and he almost got into his mouth.
Such a deadly guy, no wonder those who take the bus have to stand in front and are unwilling to get close to him.
Next to this silly strong boy was an old man. The old man was wearing a dress that was even more torn than the silly man. He was wearing a pair of slutty cloth clothes and a pair of sloppy cloth shoes under his feet. He was tilted with his head, and his face was chaotic and sloppy, giving people the feeling of a beggar.
Such two "weirdoes" have become a unique landscape, and those who are standing in front of them are unwilling to get close to them, and some people are even talking about it at the moment.
But the strong man who looked like a "fool" and the extremely sloppy old man did not shy away from the discussions of these people.
The silly man still licked the lollipop in his hand with relish, squinted his eyes, and twice... Sometimes, he took a deep breath of the deadly snot... and then grinned at a girl in a miniskirt in front of him.
The girl was so scared that she almost jumped off the car and hurried into the crowd, as if she was afraid that this "wild beast" would grab her delicate body and "do it" directly.
The sloppy old man next to him was even more deadly. Although his dress was the same as a beggar, his behavior was not like a beggar at all, but like an old man!
Which beggar dared to put his feet on the front seat?
The beggar dared to occupy the seats of three people alone, and he was sleeping lazily with his head tilted to sleep?
And this "old man" dares.
Such two weirdos sitting in such a bus did indeed break the ground.
Those people were unwilling to get close to two such people.
Finally, the car finally entered the central area of Jinghai City.
The old man seemed to have been awakened by the bustling and noisy world outside the car. He suddenly stretched out his long and yawned in a very ungraceful way, and then rubbed his old face with his hands, which was covered in sluts, and opened his eyes.
After those eyes were opened, they were dazzling.
After opening it, he smiled and looked at the big stupid man beside him, then raised his eyes and looked at Jinghai City outside, and suddenly murmured: "It's so far... I almost sat in half the butt of my old guy on the way."
"Suffer, it's so fucking."
After saying that, he suddenly turned his sloppy old face and looked at the silly big man in front of him, and smiled and said, "Silly Man'er... is back, we're back..."
The "strong man" named Shaman'er only sucked the lollipop in his hand and turned a deaf ear to the old man in front of him.
"Silly Man'er, I'm talking to you..." The old man who was talking gently patting the silly Man'er in his hand.
After taking a photo of the "Silly Man'er", the Silly Man'er suddenly turned his head. His originally silly eyes suddenly became like beasts, and he glared at the old man in front of him fiercely.
The old man suddenly became silent and couldn't help but move to the side, as if he was afraid that the "monster" would be unhappy, so he grabbed his thin body and threw it out of the car.
Glazed at the old man, and Shaman'er continued to suck the lollipop in her hand, very happy and happy.
"Damn it, this brat, wait a moment, will I buy you lollipops?" the old man said alone to himself.
As the car was walking along the way, the sloppy old man carried his sharp eyes and looked at the bustling Jinghai City outside the car window. There was a strange light in his eyes. The light seemed to have an infinite familiarity with the city. The "silly big guy" next to him was sucking the lollipop in his hand with relish from beginning to end.
Finally, he finished eating the lollipop. He licked the plastic stick of the lollipop with his tongue with heartache.
Chapter completed!