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Chapter 4 Nerd's Stupidity

【Don't forget to collect it】

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"It seems that someone is coming!" Yang Jiutian Chongpo was strong, and soon sensed that someone was coming, so he hurriedly changed his clothes, finished washing, and just after he finished his work, he heard someone calling outside the door.

"There is such a pretty face in the world who is three points more handsome than a girl!" Yang Jiuda was surprised when he opened the door and saw Chu Xiangyu. This person was too handsome, with crystal clear skin and extraordinary temperament.

"Hello Brother Yang, my younger brother Chu Yu, is an incompetent clerk. I heard that Brother Yang has arrived, so I'm here to visit him." Chu Xiangyu said.

"Oh, it's easy to say!"

"Brother Yang lives in a remote place. It seems that they have not arranged it well and there is not even a single slave. However, the general is now going deep into the Western Regions to attack the people of the Western Regions. When the general comes back, he will arrange a better place for Brother Yang." Chu Xiangyu said.

Half of what she said was true. General Zhao Lei had indeed gone deep into the Western Regions, but he was not going to kill the Hu people, but helping the Hu people milk them. He lived in a dark and cold prison cell at night!

"Oh, no, no, that's great." Yang Jiu said repeatedly.

Then Chu Xiangyu asked him about military tactics and asked him what military books he had read, "Haha, don't be nervous, it's just a routine assessment. In fact, this is one of my responsibilities. You are a staff soldier, and you are different from their soldiers."

"What about military books? I never remember the title of a book when reading books, haha, and my military tactics are obtained by understanding the way of heaven and earth by myself."

This guy started bragging! Could it be that he had just run to the military camp to make a living without reading a military book?

Chu Xiangyu calmly picked some of the allusions from the most commonly used military books to tell him, and asked him if he knew where these allusions came from, so Yang Jiu naturally couldn't answer them.

Chu Xiangyu smiled and took it with her in a word to avoid embarrassing him. She thought to herself: "I still understand the way of heaven and earth. She brags more than the sky. Such people make him sneak into the army and become a staff soldier. No wonder the Middle-earth people were defeated! I think so, this guy is confused all day long, it's good to know a few words. How can he understand the military strategy?"

Yang Jiu screamed in his heart that he was not good. I naturally read books like "The Art of War" and have already understood them. However, this is Yunhuang, not the earth, but there is no "The Art of War" here!

Chu Xiangyu was disappointed. Although she did not show it to the face, Yang Jiu still noticed her unhappiness and said, "Actually, my ancestral 'Yang Family Gun' is also very powerful. It can manage troops and charge into battle. This is my biggest dream."

"Oh, I wonder if Brother Yang can open my eyes?" Chu Xiangyu decided to put him in the army, thinking to herself, you are sick, don't be afraid that you can't even hold the gun, that gun weighs 64 pounds!

After being underestimated, Yang Jiu felt uncomfortable, so he jumped into the yard to grab the spear and danced. The gun was tangled and tangled, and it continued. Chu Xiangyu looked at it for a while and thought to herself that this was the Yang family gun? It made her angry and weak. If Senior Yang Yun had any knowledge underground, she would definitely jump out of her anger!

In Chu Xiangyu's eyes, Yang Jiu was like a three-year-old child dancing a big gun. Although his marksmanship was mysterious, his strength was far from enough. This was because Yang Jiu's body was innate. Although his spirit was strong now, it would not be a matter of one night to make up for this deficient body.

"Brother Yang, be careful, I'm here!" Chu Xiangyu suddenly jumped up, stretched out her white hand and broke into the gun force. She flicked her fingers gently on the gun body, and with a "bang", the spear was immediately bounced away, which made Yang Jiu's hands numb and his brain dizzy.

"It turns out that one force has reduced ten times. This guy probably has washed his muscles and changed his marrow and has been reborn. No matter how good my shooting skills are, I can't stop it!" Yang Jiu understood in his heart.

In his previous life, he defeated robots in a row by war games, but if the robot tear off the skin and sent a real robot army to fight them to the death, even if he is smart, it will not be useful. The human army will be completely defeated by the robot army! The real strength of the two sides is too far apart.

"Swoosh swosh swosh..." Chu Xiangyu grabbed the spear and danced.

Yang Jiu felt a chill in his neck, and he couldn't help but shrink and retreated far away. He thought to himself that the little white face turned out to be a master, dad! It's so outrageous that a clerk has actually reached such a level of cultivation!

"It's useless to not support the mud on the wall!" Chu Xiangyu concluded in her heart, shook the spear, and the gun became a line, and she came out of her hand, "Puchi" and pierced into the wall behind him, piercing the wall.

"Haha, Brother Yang wasn't scared, were you?"

"No, a real man does not change his color when the mountain collapses. How could these trivial things scare me?" Yang Jiu's expression remained unchanged. He was so bold that he was even more courageous than the sky.

Chu Xiangyu was quite surprised. I often heard that the literati in Middle Earth had no power to support the chicken, but they were quite strong. They often made their emperor so angry that they were not afraid of losing their heads when they believed it. It seemed that this guy was not stupid, but a silly and nerdy silly!

"Let's go, Brother Yang, I'll take you to a poor gate and see the scenery of the Western Regions!" Chu Xiangyu said again.

When he was introduced to Houguan, Hu Renbing had already received a prompt along the way and made a concealment. Yang Jiu was not familiar with the situation and did not see it, but he felt something was vaguely wrong in his heart.

Chu Yu's status seemed to be very high, and it could be seen from the look of the soldiers looking at him. Thinking of this, Yang Jiu felt relieved again and thought that the Hu people were rough. Chu Yu's little face was definitely not something that could be nurtured by the bitter and cold land of the Western Regions.

Standing at the gate, snowflakes fell, and the biting cold air came from the Western Regions. Yang Jiu was so proud that he said, "It's hard for this Hu people to live in such a bitter and cold place."

"Yes, it's very bitter. How can it be compared to the Jiuzhou in the Middle Earth? It's rich and boundless. The resources of the Qing and Yunzhou states alone can support the people of Jiuzhou! So the people in the Western Regions need to rob them, and the people in the Middle Earth need to defend them. What would happen if the people in the Jiuzhou are moved to the Western Regions and the people in the Western Regions are moved to the Jiuzhou?" Chu Xiangyu asked.

"Haha, I'm afraid that the Middle-earth people are going to rob, and the Hu people are going to guard it. Just as a wolf eats sheep, sheep guards against wolves. Although wolves will die if they cannot eat sheep, as Middle-earth people, you and I naturally have to consider Middle-earth. As sheep, they are worried about whether the wolf will starve to death. This is a big mistake." Yang Jiu said with a smile.

He said again: "Fortunately, there is a poor gate where one man can pass the pass, otherwise those Hu people and barbarians would come in and grab things again!"

"This winter is a great cold, which is rare in the Western Regions in a century. Can you tell me that all the people in the Western Regions have starved to death and freeze to death?"

"Wolves are dead, but we can also do business with them, exchange food for the jewelry and jade in their hands, and don't trade too much, so that they can't starve or eat enough. If they get up halfway, they will be unable to attack my Middle Earth. Isn't that great!" Yang Jiu said.

"Miao? Miao, you are so angry!" Chu Xiangyu was so angry, "You idiot who is not as good as the ancients, the poor gates have fallen into the hands of our Western Regions! Jiuzhou is going to be in chaos, and with the plans of his father's military saint, the strong cavalry of the Western Regions, Jiuzhou is ours! I heard that there are eunuchs in the Middle Earth Palace, and I will reward you as the eunuch leader at that time!"

Yang Jiu naturally didn't know what Chu Xiangyu was thinking. Seeing the snowflakes as big as mats, the cold wind started from the northwest and blew into the poor gates, he couldn't help but slapped the walls and said:

"The candle dragon lives in the poor family, and the light shines like a day.

Why is the sun and the moon shining so much? Only the north wind comes from the sky.

The snowflakes in Yunshan are as big as mats, and pieces blow down the poor gates..."

"What kind of bird poems are you reading?" Chu Xiangyuxin said, Yang Jiu opened his mouth and kept talking about "Hu people". Now he recited these bird poems that she couldn't understand. She held back the anger in her heart and asked what kind of dragon Zhulong was.

"It is a dragon living in the extreme north. There is no sunshine all year round, and it is colder than anywhere in the world. When the candle dragon opens its eyes, its slight gaze is regarded as daytime. When it closes its eyes, darkness descends..." Yang Jiu explained the meaning of the poem.

"Hmph, what kind of colorful intestines are so irresistible that you can't understand. You just say, 'There is a dragon in the far north. Its name is Zhulong. Open your eyes and it is dawn. Close your eyes and black and numb...' Wouldn't it be better to be straightforward?" Chu Xiangyu said.

Yang Jiu was silent.
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