Cabinet's quarrel

The father-in-law Si Li said, "Shangbaojian, Shangshenjian, and Imperial Supervision are all known to the prison. Hundreds of eunuchs who had not been in office in the direct palace prison came to Si Li Jian within a stick of incense. The crowds were crowded and dense, blocking the gate of the Si Li Jian. The sound became noisy when there were too many people. The palace hadn't been so lively for a long time, and so many people gathered at once, so the eunuchs were all asking what Si Li Jian was going to do, but after asking, no one had a clear letter.

But no matter what he does, there are so many people, and you can have fun together when you are idle anyway.

"Silent, quiet"

Seeing that the people were almost there, the eunuchs in the Sili hall shouted loudly, asking the crowd to calm down. Each prison was led by the junior supervisor, and the supervisor knew what to do later, so they were all happy and helped to settle order.

Most of the eunuchs who came here were illiterate. It was difficult for them to read and read, but they wanted them to make trouble. They opened their fists and showed their legs and scolded each other, but they were all good at it.

"You all listen to our family. Now the people from the outside court are causing trouble in the cabinet to attack our inner court. So as a member of the inner court, you all have to cheer me up and scold all the troublemakers in the cabinet to our family. If you don't scold me, just beat me away. In short, we must not let those people make trouble in the cabinet."

Liang Dong plucked his sleeves with great enthusiasm, put his hips on his feet, and pulled his sharp voice, like a street shrew ready to start a war. He really did this with Eunuch Liang's personality. Last year, he led his men to make trouble in the lobby of the Ministry of Works. The situation was so exciting. Now he is going to make trouble in the cabinet, which is much more exciting than the lobby of the Ministry of Works. When he thought of making the cabinet go a long way, Liang Dong couldn't help but feel happy.

When they heard that they were going to curse the officials from the outside court, the eunuchs were all excited, and strange laughter came from the crowd. Those who participated in the lobby of the Ministry of Works in the past year were even more excited to talk to the people around them about the feats they had at that time. The saliva and meteors splashed out, and their faces were dancing. When they were excited, their voices and figures were lush, which made the people around them stunned.

Most of the prisoners and chiefs graduated from the inner hall, and their stomachs were somewhat cultural, so they were not yelling like those illiterate eunuchs, but laughed at each other and talked about how to scold the officials of the outer court later. Some even secretly thought about the sages of the sages, so that they could show them later, so that the officials of the outer court could see who said that the people in the inner court were ignorant.

Seeing that the eunuchs were very strong, Liang Dong was very satisfied. He raised his hand and said, "Let's listen to our family, scold the outstanding people, and make outstanding people, remember the supervisors of each supervisor, and we will receive rewards here when we go back."

"Don't worry, father-in-law, the young guys don't have other abilities, and the skills of this mouth will not be lost."

"It would be difficult for the younger ones to get into the sea of ​​fire, but if the younger ones to make trouble, they would definitely not lose if they dare to make a promise to their father-in-law."

"If you lose someone for your father-in-law, you can find a rope to hang it yourself, so as not to be embarrassed."

A eunuch in the crowd shouted loudly, causing a burst of laughter.

After hearing the shout, Liang Dong didn't care and laughed: "It's not okay to just say that you don't practice. It's a donkey or a horse. You have to pull it out and find out that I won't talk nonsense to you. Let the people from the outside world see the power of our inner court."

As he said that, he waved his hand. When the eunuchs in charge saw him, he hurriedly led the eunuchs who were ready to fight to the cabinet one by one. Everyone was single-minded, but it seemed that the momentum was huge. If you could sing another song "Unity is strength", it would be even better to find a sense of truth.

The cabinet is not far from the Silijian, and it looks like a mile away. Yuan Dahai also followed the crowd to the cabinet, ready to take a look at this rare scene. As soon as he walked to the door, Liang Dong called him: "Yuan Dahai."

Yuan Dahai stopped quickly, turned around and ran towards Liang Dong, and said respectfully: "I am here, what are my father-in-law's instructions?"

Liang Dong patted his shoulder and smiled and said, "When you get to the ground, be smart, our family members come forward first, you lead the people behind, don't show your head without our gestures." He said, and lowered his voice, "If our family members can't fight those guys outside, you can come forward to get the people. If you can fight, don't move, do you know?"

When Yuan Dahai heard this, he was happy. It turned out that Liang Dong was also a lovely person. Before the battle was fought, he arranged a way out first. He nodded quickly: "I understand, my subordinate understand, my subordinate understand, don't worry, father-in-law."

"Okay, let's go"

Liang Dong laughed, pulled Yuan Dahai and followed the crowd out of the Sili Supervisor.

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"If the Chief Supervisor doesn't give us a correct word today, no one will leave."

"The minister was killed, and the cabinet ignored it. Is this cabinet the cabinet of our outer court or his inner court?"

"Ye Zhixuan died tragically under the arrow of the East Factory, and Wan Feng and others were killed at the Meridian Gate. Within two days, two tragedies were all done by his East Factory hawks. In the eyes of the Chief Supervisor, the lives of us officials from the outside court are really not worth mentioning like ants?"

"If you want to support the sun and the moon in the court, you will first chase the jackals and wolves from the king. I hope to send a wisp of blood to the heavenly gate to tell the Jade Emperor, and listen to it very much. This is the last poem by Wan Feng before his death. After hearing this, I was shocked. The indignation in my heart is hard to express. Can Lord Ye be indifferent? Is your heart really made of iron stone?"

"Scholars can tolerate it, but who can't stand the eunuchs for forgers and prosecuting edicts to harm our ministers with a court stick, but the cabinet turned a deaf ear. Let me ask, why does the law of heaven want your cabinet to be of use?"

"I heard for a long time that the Prime Minister and the Inner Court have a good relationship. When I saw him today, it turns out that I am so proud of the Prime Minister. I really blinded us, oh."

"Today's Prime Minister won't stand up for me, Donglin, please withdraw from me. From now on, my Donglin Party members will break up with you and have no connection with you."

“…”

Facing the angry crowd, Ye Xianggao complained repeatedly. Wei Zhongxian used the court to scepter to kill many people at the Wumen Gate. How could he be indifferent? Before he could take action, the Censorate's group of people came to kill the door and blocked him directly into the house. And he could not argue at all. The one who hit the head was a slander. The clay man was still very irrelevant, let alone the prestigious Ming Dynasty's chief assistant.

Ye Xianggao was scolded by them, but he was definitely not angry at all, but he was definitely not good at scolding. He could not resist these countless mouths with one mouth. If he really scolded, he was really afraid that he would be angry to death, so he just pretended to be mute. No matter what you say, no matter how you scolded me, I just didn't say anything. See how fiercely you scold me, no matter how fiercely you scream, you just pretended to be farts.

The censors are wrong, and the clear streams are wrong. This is not false at all. You just know how to curse people and yell. Apart from this, can you do something useful?

Han Yu was also very angry. These censors were really overnight chamber pots, which were so smelly. You can come to the cabinet, but you always have to listen to the cabinet's opinions before speaking. How could you curse people when you come and don't let people talk? Are you the Grand Secretary of the Cabinet? Or if you can take charge of the affairs, do we still need our cabinet?

Angry, he saw Ye Xianggao keep silent and follow suit, and sat on the stool with a tea bowl, not saying anything like a wood.

This posture is solid, no matter how dark clouds cover the top, it is as stable as Mount Tai.

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After scolding for so long, Ye Han and the others had no reaction at all. Hu Liangji and the others could do nothing. They could not force them to enter the palace and the situation gradually broke out from their control. Fortunately, they were all from the Censorate, and they all spoke well in advance and knew some sense. However, the people of the minority party who rushed to hear the news were like little tigers on the mountain, and they spoke sharply. They scolded them very fiercely and did not take anyone seriously at all. They were all indignant, and they just wanted to hit people. At this time, no one was persuaded, but no one heard that anyone was shouting to clear the Donglin Portal...

Seeing that the younger generations were still cursing Ye Xianggao and Han Du, Gu Dazhang frowned, wondering if he would lead the Censorate to retreat first, and then make trouble like this, and it would be very bad for the image of the Donglin Party. Moreover, Ye Xianggao and Han Du were still members of the Donglin Party after all, and the Prime Minister and the Second Assistant. If they really angered them, things would be worse. Just as he was thinking, he heard an extremely sharp voice, like thunder, sounded from behind:

"Which bastard is here is noisy"

The thunderclap made more than 200 officials confused. Bastard? When I turned around, I saw that a group of eunuchs rushed in. At that time, it was really a sign of enemies. I was extremely jealous when I saw each other.

"You eunuchs are so brave. You dare to call the court officials a bastard. Who will give you the courage?"

"The cabinet is the important place for the emperor to draw an order. Even if the officials and officials are in charge of the seal, and they hold the pen, and do not accept the sages, they dare not come in casually. Who are you? You dare to come here to shout?"

Hu Liangji and Yuan Huazhong were originally too weak to scold, but were really bored by Ye Xianggao and Han Du's soft response, but now they became energetic and taught these eunuchs a lesson.

"Call me, let's have a slut"

Lin San, the young eunuch in the Imperial Prison, rushed into the cabinet first. He also called out the "bastard". In front of so many father-in-laws, he made up his mind to show off. When he heard the two officials in front of him pick up the shelf, his eyes rolled, put one hand on his hips, and pointed the other hand horizontally at Yuan Huazhong, and opened his mouth and said, "Did you hear me? This bastard ask what we are?"

An eunuch immediately shouted: "I'm not a thing, are you fucking something?"

"You guys..."

Yuan Hua didn't get angry, it really turned against the sky. A group of servants and eunuchs dared to be so arrogant. There was still a king's law.

I didn't expect that those eunuchs didn't take him seriously at all. When they heard him calling him a castrator, they suddenly became turbulent. Someone scolded: "Bastard, keep your mouth clean. Men are serving the emperor. What castrators are you a castrator?"

"You call us a castrated man, and the man calls you a bastard. Why? I don't accept it. I have the ability to beat me, but I'm waiting."

Some eunuchs started to scream and curse like provocatively. Suddenly, the little tigers in the Donglin Party were excited and all jumped out to curse the eunuchs. They cursed to the top, and all the dirty words came out. In this situation, who can still care about the important places of the cabinet?

Swear, scold all to death

Ye Xianggao was anxious and angry. People from the Donglin Party came to scold him, and eunuchs came to make trouble again. Is this still over?

Han Du knew that the eunuchs came prepared. Depending on the situation, it must have been instructed by Wei Zhongxian. Seeing that all the party members were attracted by the eunuchs, no one paid attention to him, he hurriedly asked Ye Xianggao in a low voice: "Gei Master, what should I do?"

"what to do?"

Ye Xiang's beard shook, "Liang Dou will follow them to make trouble."

As soon as he finished speaking, a eunuch fell to the ground with his stomach in his arms, rolling around constantly, crying like a pig:

"Oh, Donglin is beating people, Donglin is beating people"

Li Zijun, the eunuch in front of Li Ke, was so angry that he pointed at him and scolded: "Who beats you, you eunuch, is talking nonsense, why are you? Get up quickly?"

The eunuch ignored Li Zijun at all, but lifted his belly and shouted to the crowd like annoyance: "It's this man who beats his grandfather's arm to make his arms blue. Have you seen that, you are all high-ranking officials of the court, so you can't favor the murderer. You have to make the decision for the young master, hey..."

"Nothing to mess around"

At this moment, Li Zijun doesn't understand anything. The eunuch rolling all over the ground in front of him was just a troublemaker. You can tell him that it's useless, and he stomped his feet in a hurry: "Get out of here, get out of here."

Lin San Chong pretended to look at the eunuch's wounds, and raised his head and smiled, "If you want to get out, you will get out. This land is the land of our inner city. I said, "Sir, who should get out now?"

Before Li Zijun could speak, another eunuch screamed over there: "You scold me for being a slut, you haven't scolded you for being a slut. I don't know which fan head has wrapped you up. Tsk tsk, everyone, are this guy a slut?"

When he turned around, he saw that Yuan Huazhong and an eunuch were entangled.

"Damn it, isn't this more and more like this the more you look at it, hey, I look a little kind... I think... I think... Oh, yes, isn't this little white face the rabbit of the front door Liutiao Hutong?" Someone among the eunuchs laughed strangely.

After hearing the strange words of his companions, some eunuch pretended to be serious: "This is strange. When will the Rabbit Master be an official in the Ming Dynasty?"

The eunuch beside him also said with a puzzled look: "If this continues, can you be an adult?"

"Damn, damn"

Yuan Huazhong was furious. How dare these eunuchs say that they are the Rabbit Master? This is really hurtful. In desperation, he rushed to the eunuch who was saying strange words and raised his hand to beat him: "You dog eunuch, don't be slandering, I will fight you."

The eunuch was not afraid at all and said sarcastically: "Do it? OK, if you have the ability, you can beat me here and here. If you frown, you will be a damn child."

"It's a humiliating kindness, it's a humiliating kindness." Yuan Huazhong couldn't even jump up. He didn't encounter this formation. He was extremely angry and couldn't care about anything. He punched the eunuch and shouted: "What's wrong with me hitting you?"

"The officials are hitting people, and the officials are hitting people..."

Now, the eunuch was punched by Yuan Huazhong and immediately started to scream. As a result, the scene immediately lost control. Hundreds of eunuchs rushed in and started to tear up as they looked at the close-knit officials.

"Oh, you slap me in the face, I chew your hand"

"You let go"

"You let go first"

"Okay, let's slack together"

"Damn, if I had known that you were not kind enough, I wouldn't give up. I'd like to see what you should do."

"Changfa, isn't your mouth loose?"

"Uh? Oops"

In the blink of an eye, the swearing battle turned into a military battle. Hundreds of eunuchs and more than 200 officials from various departments fought each other. In terms of combat effectiveness, the eunuchs seemed to be one level different. The younger generations of the Donglin Party were very young and had greater strength than eunuchs. However, because the number of people was at a disadvantage, they could not completely suppress the eunuchs. In this way, the two sides became stalemate. The eunuchs and Donglin Party members rolled together, and even the cabinet's "murder weapons" such as stools and tea bowls were smashed out.

What a stylistic

Ye Xianggao and Han Yu wanted to find a crack to get in. The cabinet became a place to splash. They said that this assistant was really shameless to see others.

The "murder weapon" moves, and it will be bloody. Soon, officials and eunuchs will bloom in their faces. This bloody situation will make them even more deadly, bite them harder and pinch them even more green.

Yuan Dahai looked behind him, a little scared. After all, this place was a cabinet, but it was quarrel like this. If this was heard by Tianqi, would it be fine?

Liang Dong was not afraid at all. He looked very excited and conveyed his tactics from time to time. He wanted Shang Baojian to attack the front and the imperial supervisor to attack the left wing, and Shang Shangjian to attack the right wing. As long as any official on the side took the wind, he would immediately mobilize "troop forces" to suppress it.

"Eunuch Liang, has it been a little too much?" Yuan Dahai looked at it and decided to remind Liang Dong to stop when he was about to do so. The effect of this big-selling cabinet had been achieved. At least the arrogance of the people of the Donglin Party was completely suppressed, and the matter of asking for a scepter to stop the court was ruined. If the eunuchs were allowed to make trouble, Ye Xianggao and Han Dong might have to take action.

"What are you afraid of? Our family will fall when the sky falls."

Liang Dong waved his big hand and laughed loudly. He knew when it would be best to stop. He thought that Ye Xianggao should come to ask for his withdrawal. As long as Lao Ye pulled down his face and asked for him, this matter was nothing. If Lao Ye refused to ask for him, that would be a big deal.

Things were indeed as Liang Dong expected. Ye Xianggao was about to clean up the mess. He noticed Liang Dong, who was standing behind the crowd, and knew that this was sent by Wei Zhongxian. Now if he wanted to ask the eunuchs to stop and let the officials leave quickly, he could only talk to Liang Dong.
Chapter completed!