Chapter 84 Takeoff
"My ability is to allow the army to cross the water without boats!"
Zhonghuangmen said: "Your Majesty asks you, how do you do it?"
"The river in Sebei is very shallow. Just connect the cattle and horses together with ropes to make them lie in the river, and then put wooden boards on it. This way, connecting the horses and riding can help millions of troops!"
Kanto Xinfengke, who appeared on stage, claimed that he had a skill that could help the emperor attack the Huns, but the fifth reunion always felt funny when he heard it.
As soon as the first master of the bridge finished speaking, the man followed up and said, "My ability is to make a pill so that the army can not hold a fight of food, but just take medicine, and they can be neither hungry nor hungry!"
The fifth reunion was stunned when he heard this, it was so familiar. This is the legendary ninjas... soldier and grain pill?
Zhonghuangmen passed a message: "Your Majesty asks you, how do you want to make pills?"
The man replied: "This thing is made of hail, maize, sweet potato, licorice, coix seed, and rice. It is all ground into powder and soaked in wine for three years. After the wine is steamed and dried, it is kneaded into the same size as a peach pit. After drying, eating only three grains a day is enough to deal with the energy of a day, and there is no need to worry about consuming food! A hundred thousand army can be lightly installed and expeditions!"
As he said that, he took out a few black balls and wanted to offer them to the emperor. Of course, Wang Mang would not eat such things. He waved his hand and ordered Kong Ren to try it out - who made Kong Ren appointed as the "General of Siming" and was ordered to supervise the north.
Kong Ren held the black "soldier food ball" that he had been rubbing for no reason for how long. He smelled it a little smelly. He gritted his teeth and made a cruel heart and stuffed it into his mouth.
After chewing the water and swallowing it, Kong Ren looked very ugly, which showed the disgusting taste. But he patted his stomach and said in surprise that he really felt full.
Wu Lun looked at the clown's funny performance and sneered in his heart: "You can even be full if you give up shit."
Then the third person came up, and the person whom the fifth person cared most. But he saw that his hair was sparse, his skin was pale, his body was slender, his limbs were slender, and he had no fat on his body, and he looked very light.
He called himself Xu Feilian, a native of Qi, bowed his eyebrows and bowed his head to Wang Mang with his eyes down.
"Your Majesty asked, can you fly? Can you travel thousands of miles in one day? Can you see the truth of the Huns? Is there such a thing?"
Xu Feilian was a little nervous? He responded tremblingly, "That's what the villagers exaggerated, but they can't fly a thousand miles a day? But can they take off from a high place? Fly over the military formation and see the enemy's reality."
The ministers were talking, some sneered at it, while others felt that they could not deny it? Saying Fuhou Cui Fa even said: "I heard that the Gongshu Ban once made a wooden kite to see the Song City. If this could be true, wouldn't the enemy formation be in my eyes?"
Zhonghuangmen returned to Wang Mang, and Wang Mang only pointed his hand to the edge of the platform: "Let's try it!"
This platform is at least ten feet long? If you jump down, you will die. Xu Feilian only sent him the "wooden kite" he brought. This thing is made of wooden frame? It is covered with cloth and is covered with long bird feathers. There is a ring mechanism on the wooden frame. Xu Feilian fixes himself on it. He holds the ring on both wings tightly with both hands.
In front of everyone's eyes, he took a deep breath. He began to retreat, retreat, and retreated until the position of the fifth reunion and the others, and then he raised his head and closed his eyes.
"Why haven't you fly yet?" Liang Qiuci matted his feet and watched.
"He is waiting for the wind direction to change." The fifth reunification guessed so much that he always felt that he was about to witness the first flight test in human history.
While speaking, the wind direction had changed, but Xu Feilian ran forward suddenly, sprinted to the edge of the platform, and jumped down!
"Alas!"
From the ministers to Lang Wei on the stage, he didn't expect that he really dared to jump. He rushed to the edge of the platform to see. Even Wang Mang couldn't help but stand up and watch.
However, Xu Feilian did not fall and die directly with the wind, but instead slid downward, spreading the wide wooden kite feathers as wide as possible, and his body was as straight as possible.
With the help of the wind, he glided for about a hundred steps before landing. It was already very good, but he obviously didn't practice well in landing. He fell several times on the ground. The man was fine, but the gliding kite broke.
The fifth reunion breathed a sigh of relief for this person. Today, the three of them were not all liars, but the skills they offered were good to entertain themselves. If they wanted to use them in marching and fighting, they would be unreliable.
When Xu Feilian returned to the stage in a dirt and apologized to Wang Mang, Wang Mang did not think it was offensive and said, "I heard that Mo Zi was in Lushan, chopping wood into a harrier. It was made for three years, but it broke in just one day. It was quite similar to what happened today."
Although he knew that the magical skills these three people were unreliable, Wang Mang deliberately acted very happy and praised all the three people as the military, gave them chariots and horses to join the army.
After all, if these skills in the world can fool the big soldiers, they will increase their morale.
Wu Lun turned his head and asked, "Capital, what is the position of Li Jun?"
Liang Qiuci explained that this is probably equivalent to a military consultant, and it is a false position. He only shook his head and said, "I hope that I will never come to our army."
Well, in the northern expedition army, there are not only Zhu Tufeng Yong and "giants", but also "Master of Bridges", "Soldiers and Grain Pills" and this "Air Force". It is all available. The fifth reunion only feels that this scene is ridiculous and realistic.
"I will live together if I miss you."
On the other hand, Kong Ren, who had finally recovered from the taste of the black soldier ball, did not forget to look at the fifth reunion from afar and whispered sarcasticly at Chen Chong beside him.
"If Yang Xiong had this skill when he joined the Pavilion, he wouldn't have broken his leg!"
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"stop!"
The emperor's summons ended. As soon as Di Wu Lun got off the platform, a cry came from behind him. When he looked back, Huan Tan, who was still commanding the music officer to knock the chime, chased him over, holding a bag in his hand, and stuffed it into Di Wu Lun's hand.
"This is Yan Boshi's letter. He is going to return to the county. He is afraid that he will not see you, so he asked me to bring it and return to the camp and then dismantle it."
The fifth one fulfilled his promise, but he felt many hard bamboo slips in the bag.
Huan Tan said: "There are still several military books. Bo Shi said that he has now dereliction of duty and has lost his power, and cannot speak in the court and can't help you. These military tactics may be of benefit to you."
It seems that after he was caught in the vortex, he not only made enemies, but also had friends, so he bowed and said, "Doctor Junshan thanked Mr. Yan for me."
After waiting for a while, seeing that Huan Tan's face was still as usual, Di Wu Lun felt strange: "Doctor Junshan tells me this?"
Huan Tan mentioned the sword hanging around his waist and frowned and said, "What do you think I want to stop you?"
The fifth reunion said: "I met the emperor on the high platform today, and my words were almost flattering. When faced with an inappropriate battle, I didn't say a word. I thought that Doctor Junshan was coming to teach me a lesson."
Huan Tan smiled silently: "Do you think I am the kind of cynical person?"
Isn't it? Huan Tan gave the impression of the fifth reunion, which is a crazy troll.
Huan Tan shook his head: "Old, Zhuang is also crazy, but they only witnessed Zhou and Chu's evil policies, and never gave up their own power to advise. Boyu, you have a deep misunderstanding of me."
Huan Tan walked with Di Wulun and told him about his relationship: "During Emperor Ai in the previous dynasty, I was just a little boy, and I was kind to Empress Fu's father, Fu Yan, the Marquis of Kongxiang. Dong Xian was favored at that time, and Empress Fu became increasingly out of favor. Fu Yan came to ask me for countermeasures, so I taught him this way."
"Punishment cannot be punished without guilt, and evil cannot defeat righteous people. It is better to thank disciples and be humble and honest. This is the way to cultivate oneself, correct the family, and avoid disasters."
"Cultivate yourself, keep your family in order, and avoid disasters. This is also my way of dealing with the world. Don't look at me who mocked Gongsun Shu, but if you ask me to force the emperor in person and point out the shortcomings of the world, and forgive Huan Tan's inability, I want to live a few more years."
"If I am like this myself, how could I be ruthless to others?"
The fifth relationship is clear. It seems that I have indeed misunderstood Huan Tan. He was able to experience the sorrow of Wang Mang and be safe. He really has a deep way of protecting himself. After his usual laughter and scolding, he has a smart heart...
He will never do things that are very simple and profound. He will only tell the truth to those who think they are worthy of admonition.
Huan Tan understood the actions of the fifth reunion: "You are now silly and flattering to the emperor because Chen Chong had a grudge against you forcing your relatives to death. The festival has already been formed. With Chen Chong and Kong Ren's villain's actions, they will inevitably be eradicated. If you do not try to protect yourself, you can only be killed."
"Now that he has entered the eyes of the emperor, he will remember you and get the title of the city, which is a little breathing. The five powers of the Shiming are mainly in the Sixth Guards of Chang'an and the Sixth Team. There is no power in the army. When you arrive at the border county, it will be safer. Just be careful of Kong Ren. He was appointed as the Shiming General and supervising the army. He may make things difficult for you."
Huan Tan pointed to the fifth eunuch again and said, "Although that is the case, you must still stick to your original aspiration and practice your own actions. Do not let the mud be contaminated too deeply. Otherwise, I will scold you for Ziyun! After all, Ziyun's disciple is my disciple."
The fifth reunion smiled and Huan Tan looked more like a friend of his good friend. He would no longer call him "doctor" in the future, and he just called him the word "名".
Speaking of this, I remembered: "Junshan also has a title of a city. I wonder why it is obtained by merit?"
Huan Tan rolled his eyes: "When he was staying in the palace, Zhai Yi was involved in the East County. Today, Zi was a fake emperor. He was worried about the enemy inside and outside and could not eat. He hugged the child day and night and prayed to the temple. He also made a "Great Prize" strategy, indicating that he was just following the example of Zhou Gong's position and dedicated to supporting the Han Dynasty, and he would never be unfaithful."
"At that time, I was a counselor and was ordered to spread the sincere words of Duke An Han to the world and end Zhai Yi's slander."
The fifth relationship was clear. At that time, Huan Tan was the propaganda minister of Wang Mang's group and was used to quell the Zhai Yi Rebellion. Therefore, Wang Mang rewarded the merits and appointed him as the supporting city after the Zen era.
But when Wang Mang was finally not satisfied with the throne and took that step, he undoubtedly slapped Huan Tan in the face. He believed how disgusting An Hangong was afterwards.
If Huan Tan was willing to do that, with his talent and knowledge, he would have been soaring to the top of the nine ministers, it would not be too easy. But then Huan Tan remained silent and was close to the new dynasty, probably like Yang Xiong, and he would give up after seeing it clearly.
"I dare to ask Junshan, when was the last time I received the fortune from the Affiliated City?"
The fifth reunion heard that the Duke of the State has an annual money of 800,000 yuan, a Marquis, a Bo and a Bo, a Bo, a 200,000 yuan, and a Male, a City of Attachment also has 100,000 yuan. The grasshopper's legs are small and it is also fleshy.
Huan Tan said angrily: "I have received it once in more than ten years. The same is true for you. No matter which place you seal it, those written food and fortune will always be delayed again and again. They all use the geography as an excuse. They just give it to you first, but they can't get it at all."
So Wang Mang made a fortune by making a fortune, just giving the fifth reunion a title of Lin Wei and an empty title.
Wu Lun was about to return to the camp. When the two were about to say goodbye, Huan Tan called him again, untied the sword from his waist and threw it over.
I took it with the flow, and the hands were heavy, and the scabbard was very simple and without any decoration. But when the fifth rein drew the sword, I realized that this thing was good: the cold light shines, and the hair can be broken. It is a good sword!
Compared to the ring-headed knife that was not as sharp as a kitchen knife, I don’t know how strong it is.
"Junshan, this is..."
Huan Tan said: "This is a sword cast by King Chang'an."
No wonder the workmanship is so exquisite. The fifth reunion knows that Wang Junda is a famous swordsman. It is said that in the fifth year of the founding of the People's Republic of China, he once forged a sword for Emperor Wang Mang, which was called: "Ride for victory and hide thousands of miles."
Wang Mang loved it very much. He took advantage of the victory and resigned the snake-killing sword of the previous dynasty, becoming the new Emperor's sword.
Huan Tan said: "Yang Ziyun is good at fu. Wang Junda is not only able to make swords, but also has good sword skills. I wanted to learn from my second son, but Ziyun told me that if I can read thousands of fu, I will be good at fu."
"When Wang Junda said that if you can see thousands of swords, you will know the sword. It is a coincidence. This sword was given to me by Wang Junda."
The fifth reunion refused: "It's too expensive. The Great Sword of King Wang is more than 100,000, and a million are priceless."
Huan Tan shook his head: "I am just a sour scholar. I am in Chang'an with this sword. At most, I am used to throw rats at home. It's so aggrieved that he might as well let you use it, attack the barbarians outside, kill the traitors inside, and let them drink blood."
After saying that, Huan Tan bowed to him and said, "Boyu, no matter what, you must survive."
The fifth reunion took the sword and bowed to Huan Tan for a long time.
Huan Junshan laughed at the sky, turned around and left: "Because, I really want to see if you can become what Ziyun hopes for in the future..."
"The people in the world!"
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PS: Chapter 2 is at 18:00.
Chapter completed!