Put down the chopsticks and scold the chef. Why did you catch the chef before you cook this dish? Yun Xiao really wanted to say, "You grandma doesn't want to eat anymore."

Didn’t the history teacher whose glasses were thicker than the bottom of a beer bottle say that this old lady believed in Huang Laozhi’s learning all her life? Why did she say something without saying anything and beating?

Unable to fight against this old lady who is good at changing faces, Yun Xiao could only complain that she was wronged when she was pressed to the ground.

"The Empress Dowager said that Wei was pretending to be a god, so who was the biggest god in the Han Dynasty? Although the ice-making technique is magical, it is not something that human power cannot reach. Why did the Empress Dowager denounce Wei was a strange power and indiscriminately ignorant of the spirits when he saw it?"

"Well, let him go and let him say it. Lao Shi see what else he can say. If you can't convince Lao Shi, then you can prepare for your funeral."

The empress dowager looked at the front with a peaceful face, blind eyes, confused. She didn't look like a person who would die if he opened his mouth. Dou had experienced the cruel Lü Rebellion, and her years of political career tempered her mind. When she couldn't understand anything that she couldn't judge whether it was beneficial to her, the old lady did not worship her but raised her butcher's knife at the first time. It was the instinctive reaction of the politician.

"The greatest god of the Han Dynasty is the emperor of my great Han Dynasty. All under the heavens are the king's land, and all the kings and ministers are the kings. The emperor represents God's land to manage our great Han Dynasty, so the emperor is the greatest god of my great Han Dynasty.

I dared to ask the Queen Mother, if I were a monster, how dare I show off in front of Your Majesty? How dare I be so calm in front of Your Majesty?"

Giving monarchy is the theoretical basis for emperors of all generations to rule the world. Yun Xiao did not believe that the Empress Dowager would refute him on this point, because refuting Yun Xiao means refuting herself. Without this theoretical basis, the world will be in chaos.

"This method of making ice has existed in ancient times. It was created by Li Bing and his son in Shu in the pre-Qin period. To this day, temples have been built in Bashu. Although this method of making ice has been lost, the family master accidentally learned this method when he visited a friend of Mount Emei. If the empress do not believe it, she can send someone to visit Shu in the middle of Shu. Perhaps there are still people among the people who have learned this method."

There was no choice but to fool this blind old lady, otherwise she would be here today. If someone really wanted to send someone to visit in the vast Shu area, I would probably not be able to find any results even if I had to visit it for three or five or seven years.

Sure enough, Yun Xiao's words were so painful that it was so painful that it made people unable to grasp it. The Queen Mother thought about it and never came up with a reason. She felt that Yun Xiao was saying something, but she also thought something was wrong, but she couldn't think of it for a while.

"Mom, since this method of making ice has existed in ancient times, I don't think it's hard for Hou Yun to make it difficult for Hou Yun to eat the dishes he cooks later. Should I let Hou Yun go down and prepare first? It's noon now and I'm a little hungry."

"Since the emperor has said that, let him go. Lao Shi warns you not to let Lao Shi know that you have something to deceive, otherwise Lao Shi will cause you a dilemma."

Yun Xiao wiped the sweat from his forehead and didn't understand the old lady's behavior. You are too confident. Before eating, you are not afraid that I will be in your food. After bowing to thank you, Yun Xiao stepped back and turned his back to the emperor. He probably would be arrested by the old lady again.

When he returned to the kitchen, Yun Xiao, who was still scared, picked up the horse spoon in resentment. While the people in charge of the kitchen were not paying attention, he spat hard and sipped into the sweet and sour pork ribs. After thinking about it, he was still breathing, and then spitting in the cold cucumber. Damn, I almost pee my pants. Today I invite you to have a saliva. Yun Xiao was cursing this evil feudal society while mixing the cold cucumber.

The first family has a large population and sat in five large tables. Liu Qi was very impressed by the situation where everyone gathered around a table to eat, and was very curious about why the second floor of the table was turned. He and Liu Wu studied it curiously for a long time but couldn't figure it out.

Liu Qi felt that this would make the taste of a family. It was much better than the tables that were several times a day in the palace. The empress dowager sat in the center, with Liu Qi and Liu Wu separated from each other. Although it was a round table, the order could not be confused.

Old Empress Dowager Dou likes sweet and sour pork ribs and cucumber cold skin, especially the cucumber mixed with cold skin. After eating two small bowls in a row, she needs to add more.

Well, Yun Xiao admitted that seeing others eat their saliva doesn’t feel happy, and even feels a little disgusting.

"Yunhou."

Standing in the corner of the hall, Yun Xiao was worried about being shocked by the sound behind him. When he turned around, he found that it was Liu Xiaozhu, and he couldn't help but feel relieved. Yun Xiao also liked this child who was loved by everyone like a ginseng doll. He really didn't know how the damn Royal Education turned him into a person who killed his sons and killed his grandchildren and killed himself.

"Yunhou, I want to eat sour and sweet pork ribs."

Liu Xiaozhu said in a slight voice.

"Isn't it on the table?"

"I don't eat the ribs on the table. When you make the ribs, I saw it spitting into the pot."

Yun Xiao's eyes instantly shrank to the size of a needle nose. He must not let him say it out. If Liu Qi knew that burying alive was light, he glanced left and right, it was still inappropriate to kill someone here to silence him.

"There is in the kitchen, come with me to the kitchen."

"Don't lie to others. My mother said that she would turn her eyes when she wanted to lie to you. You just turned your eyes. You must have wanted to lie to me. Now someone will get me a big basin of ribs, otherwise I will tell my father about your spit."

Who taught this ghost child? Why didn’t you teach the child better? I have taught these words and expressions since I was a child and I still feel so good when I grew up. Looking at those innocent eyes that were sly and cunning, Yun Xiao helplessly admitted that the one in front of him was not a ginseng doll, but the great Emperor Wu of Han.

Liu Xiaozhu put his finger in his mouth and pointed at the dishes on the table from time to time. As the names of dishes popped out of his mouth, Yun Xiao had no choice but to relocate a table in the side room. The characteristic of this table is that it is large, and any dish is served in a large pottery pot, and the style positioning is so rough.

Liu Xiaozhu invited his brother and sister with great confidence. A group of dragon girls rushed up and shook their cheeks. Some short ones even climbed onto the stools to the table, sitting on the table with chicken legs and bean sprouts in the other hand, which was quite like the Beggars' Sect's style.

Until Lao Yu came to report that the princes and princesses were going to drink, Yun Xiao's head instantly became bigger.

These naughty kids actually want to drink, and Yun Xiao’s head is two big. In Liu Xiaozhu’s extremely threatening eyes, Yun Xiao still compromised. He drank you naughty kids to death, Yun Xiao cursed in his heart.

The concubines in the hall were already drank with blushing cheeks. They were wearing light gauze on this hot day. After drinking too much, they even rolled up their sleeves. Some even took off so much that they only had a bust. Yun Xiao felt a white spot in front of him, and when the nostrils were hot, he felt something flowing down. Do not look at it, and the emperor's women could not look at it. Yun Xiao hurried out, causing some young concubines to cover their mouths and laugh.

Sitting bored in the shade of the steps, Yun Xiao now felt that the hall was full of Jurassic creatures. He only hoped that these guys who ate the King's meal would eat and drink quickly and leave, and not have the idea of ​​staying in the Yun family's village to harm him.

"Mr. Marquis, hug"

The youngest son of the goshawk, Cangtian, came to Yun Xiao, and stretched out his two little hands to pounce on Yun Xiao. This little guy is less than two years old, and he is a little unsteady when he is babbling. It may be because of the mixed race. The little guy's skin is particularly white, and it is a cute color with red in white. His light blue eyes are as pure as the water of Lake Baikal. Yun Xiao sometimes feels that looking at these eyes can even purify his soul.

No one in the Yun family disliked this little guy. Cang Hu and Cang Xiong often held the little guy's feet and let Cang Tian stand on their big hands. Even Xiaobai, who has always bullied people, let the little guy crawl around on his body, and even the little guy went to grab Xiaobai's beard. Xiaobai just dodged for a while and was absolutely reluctant to slap him.

Canghu was even pulled off a strand of beard, and tears came out of pain and said it was not painful.

Everyone in the Yun family is busy today, and probably Gangying's wife is also busy. So this little guy slipped out after taking a nap. No one cares about a baby. The most impossible thing to assassinate the emperor here is that it is this baby.

Yun Xiao carried Cangtian with a doting pamperingly, and Cangtian's wet little mouth clattered and kissed Yun Xiao's face.

"Marty, the child over there gives Xiaobai medicine."

God is used to saying the words after a word twice, apples are called apple fruits, and hawthorns are called mountain scraps.

Yun Xiao's eyes were wide open. Yun Xiao knew that the Cang brothers often drank very drunk, and sometimes used chopsticks to smell wine. Cang Tian was often spit out a pink tongue by the spicy spitting out. The little heart thought that it was the most poisonous thing, so the wine in his mouth turned into a medicine.

Oh my god, I’m drinking for the leopard. These little dinosaurs are really brave enough to play. This is purely a rhythm of death.

Some people like to sing when they drink too much, some people like to sleep when they drink too much, and some people like to nag when they drink too much. Yun Xiao doesn’t know what Xiaobai looks like when he drinks too much, and he doesn’t want to know.

He hugged Cangtian and trotted to the wing room, and found that the ground was already in a mess. Several princes and princesses were sleeping in their vomit. Liu Xiaozhu and Xiaobai were no longer sure where to go. Yun Xiao cried out inwardly, and stuffed Cangtian to Lao Yu, flew over and ran to the front hall.

As soon as he ran to the front hall, he heard a buzz inside. Then the screams of the concubines, Yun Xiao and the guards rushed in. He found that the table in front of His Majesty the Emperor had been overturned, a bowl of melon and egg soup was pressed on the emperor's head, and King Liang was carrying two pieces of ribs on his shoulder. The old lady had a piece of jelly on her face, and she was shaking tremblingly.

Xiaobai was jumping in the hall, and the drunk concubines were disturbed by it. The guards wanted to avoid the concubines who were exposed, but they were afraid that Xiaobai would dare not step forward. A group of naughty children clapped their hands and cheered.

Liu Qi took off a piece of cucumber from his face and had no expression on his face. It was obvious that he was also shocked.
Chapter completed!