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Chapter 50 Auntie, are you going to have a child? Next

While looking at the crystal scorpion, Yaya looked at the aunt and Cai Hongming. She felt that the two looked very strange, so she tilted her little head and asked curiously: "Bad Uncle, do you want to make friends with my aunt?"

"Yaya, you can't be rude, you must call you uncle." Shi Wan'er educated him next to her.

"oh."

Originally, Cai Hongming wanted to remind her to call her uncle, but in terms of whether the two families had no relatives, there was no need to be so serious, and calling her uncle seemed younger.

"Uncle, do you like my aunt?" Yaya asked again.

Cai Hongming didn't know why this little brat had so many problems. He made friends and liked them, so he asked, "Do you know what it means to like?"

"Of course I know. There are many boys in our class who like me and want to make friends with me, so I don't like them? A little brat, especially that fat man, who doesn't give me any delicious food, so I won't be friends with him." Yaya hugged her hands and turned her head and said angrily.

Cai Hongming was speechless when he heard this. What's wrong with the children now? Is it because he is too old to keep up with the times, or is it because the children are too mature now?

"Uncle, have you kissed my aunt?" Yaya asked mysteriously again.

"Yaya, don't talk nonsense." Shi Wan'er said ashamed and annoyed.

"Auntie, I didn't talk nonsense." Yaya said seriously: "Mom said that girls can't kiss boys casually, otherwise they will have babies with big belly. But when they grow up, it's enough to be as old as aunts. My mother gave birth to me because she kissed my father. Mom said that I look like her, so she is so beautiful. If she looks like her, she will become ugly. Mom also said that boys can look like dads, it doesn't matter if they are ugly, so they won't get fucked."

Cai Hongming couldn't help but laugh. Gu Lixian's wife really dared to say anything. Shi Wan'er also had a strange look.

"Auntie, what is flirting with love?" Yaya asked Shi Wan'er in confusion.

"I just like flowers and grass." Shi Wan'er explained.

"Can't you like them all? I really like flowers and grass."

"No, I can only like one kind. Think about it, if you like Huahua, the grass will definitely be unhappy; if you like Huahua, the flower will be unhappy again. So you can only like one."

Cai Hongming can explain this for the first time when he heard about being flirting with women. I have to say that high knowledge is different. Many things are not something that we mortals can imagine.

"That's it, then aunt, are you kissing uncle?" Yaya asked naively.

"What are you asking about this?"

"Mom often kisses my dad, and they kiss during the day and at night. They want to give birth to a little brother for me. Auntie, do you want to give birth to a little brother too?"

"What are you talking nonsense?" Shi Wan'er spat secretly, thinking that her cousin and her cousin husband didn't care about the child at all, and she actually let her see everything. I wonder if this would cause the child to be bad?

"Auntie, I didn't say anything." Yaya taught Shi Wan'er seriously: "Auntie, you must not have a younger brother in the future. You look like an uncle and are so ugly. You have to have a little sister so that you can be as beautiful as your aunt. I look like my mother, so I am so beautiful."

Yaya held her little face and looked so beautiful that she compared her posture. Cai Hongming rolled her eyes.

Shi Wan'er burst into laughter when she heard this, glanced at Cai Hongming, thinking that she was indeed so ugly. Thinking of it, she couldn't help laughing again.

Cai Hongming was laughed inexplicably by her.

Yaya's innocent words allowed Shi Wan'er and Cai Hongming to ease from the awkward atmosphere just now and began to speak.

"Aren't you studying for a master's degree? Why are you still in Gulang?" Cai Hongming asked.

"I mainly write papers now, so I have plenty of time. I heard from my aunt that you want to buy a large desert farm, right?"

"Well, but I'm still discussing with the county government that if it's cheaper, I'll buy it..."

The two chatted slowly, and Yaya looked at the crystal scorpion on the side. Before they knew it, it was late at night, and Shi Wan'er said goodbye and left. This time, the two felt good overall and had further development opportunities.

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"ah..."

Early in the morning, Cai Hongming, who was still sleeping, was woken up by his mother's screams. He didn't know what happened, so he jumped out of the bed and ran out.

When he came to the room where my parents were sleeping, Cai Hongming saw his mother shouting in the mirror: "Tianfu, look, is my slim waist thinner, are my face lost, have my hands become tender, have my skin become white, and have my butt not so erect."

Cai Hongming almost fell down when he heard this, thinking to himself, mom, are you still dreaming? He shouted about this matter early in the morning. If he hadn't been at home, would he think something big happened?

Cai Tianfu was also frightened by his wife's screams. When he heard her words, he felt aroused from the wall. He immediately advised kindly: "Luanfeng! If you have nothing to do, hurry up and wash rice and cook, otherwise you will go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables later, and all the vegetables sellers will be exposed."

"What are you going? I didn't buy them, they can't leave."

Ma Luanfeng turned around and gave Cai Tianfu a angrily glance. She suddenly seemed to discover a new continent and said in surprise: "Hey, old man, you seem to have become younger."

"Are you sure you're not sleepwalking?"

"You are just sleepwalking, what I said is true." Ma Luanfeng said seriously. Suddenly, she saw her son who turned around outside the door and was about to leave, and hurriedly shouted: "Hongming, come and see if your father has become younger."

"Mom, have you not washed your face yet? If you don't, hurry up and wash and wake up. Don't dream here during the day." Cai Hongming said powerlessly.

"Boy, are your butt itchy? How dare you say that to your mom? What I said is true, come and have a look."

Under the urging of my mother, Cai Hongming had no choice but to walk over. After looking at it, he suddenly realized that his parents seemed to be much younger and had nothing to do with their appearance, but their spirit and temperament were completely different from yesterday. They were energetic and radiant, and seemed to have become much younger.

What's going on?

Suddenly, Cai Hongming remembered the gourd wine that my mother and father drank yesterday. Could it be because they drank that? If so, the wine in the gourd would be a magic pill.

"You said your father has become younger?" Ma Luanfeng asked from the side.

Cai Hongming touched his sparse chin and nodded, "Well, at least he is a teenager younger, so do you, mom, if you don't look carefully, you would think you are the 17 or 18-year-old daughter."

Cai Tianfu was drinking water, but when he heard it, he suddenly sprayed it out.

If Ma Luanfeng couldn't hear her son's teasing, she would be a fool, and she was immediately angry, "A bastard, even your mother dares to tease her, isn't she?"

Seeing that my mother got angry, Cai Hongming ran away. If he stayed there, he would probably have to eat fried shrimps with bamboo branches.
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