Chapter 29 Fool
On the way back, Cai Zhengxian checked the trap cage he had put down in the morning, but found that no one had fallen into the trap. Unconsciously, he felt a little disappointed and used a knife to destroy the traps. So as not to fall into the trap after he left, and he didn't come to starve to death, that would be a sin.
When he was about to get up the mountain and saw a place where a person was more than one person tall, Cai Hongsheng ran home to get his raincoat, rain boots and other things, and ran up with a huge plastic bag, followed by a person behind him.
Cai Hongming and Cai Zhengxian looked at each other and asked, "Why is this fool here?"
"I saw me picking up things on the way, so I followed me desperately, and didn't listen to me no matter how I said it. I was too lazy to care about him."
After Cai Hongsheng finished speaking, he took a plastic bag to the tree with a hornet's nest. The hornet's nest grew too big that it pressed the branches low, and even the hornet's nest was taken not far from the ground. Cai Hongsheng found a stone from the side and placed it next to the hornet's nest, stood on it, and directly took the plastic bag and put it on the bottom of the hornet's nest.
Cai Hongming and Cai Zhengxian saw his movements and hurriedly ran away so that he would not be able to get his hornet's nest and make noises. The hornets that flew out saw the stung.
After they ran out, they saw the fool who came up with Cai Hongsheng standing there stupidly and looked at him, and quickly called him over. But the fool didn't listen and just stood there and watched curiously. When Cai Hongsheng made a fuss about the hornet's nest, the hornet flew out inside and saw him flying towards him, he was so scared that he ran away quickly, but it was too late.
Cai Hongming and Cai Zhengxian looked at it, quickly took off their clothes and ran over to help drive away the hornets that stung him.
When the hornet was driven away, the fool had been stung on his head and face for several times, but in just a moment, he began to swollen.
Seeing that his eyelids were swollen so much that his eyes could hardly be seen. His head was stinged a few times and it looked like a funny look of Buddha's head, Cai Hongming and Cai Zhengxian laughed heartlessly.
The fool is from the village, whose real name is Axi, and he is a relative of Cai Hongming's family who has not been out of the fifth qualities. He has played with him since childhood. His physical personality is nothing, but he is very stupid. How stupid is he? He will do whatever he asks him to do, but sometimes his personality is twisted, and he doesn't care about it.
He had a lot of glory and had a lot of things to do. He used to poop in class. At that time, Cai Hongming and his deskmate were so angry that he wanted to kick him to death. He once lifted the girl's skirt and said that it would sweat inside if it was not breathable. He once urinated on the side of the stage when raising the national flag. He once said to the female teacher who was substituting class, "Teacher, I'm hungry, can you give me the steamed buns on her body (the female teacher has a big breast, and he thought she had steamed steamed buns hidden).
Anyway, he has countless tough things, and there are countless things to list.
Sometimes Cai Hongming could be pissed to death by him, so he always had a wooden stick at home and beat him when he saw that he was unhappy. He thought that the reason why a fool looked so normal now was not unrelated to being beaten by him.
After a while, Cai Hongsheng came out of the woods with a hornet's nest. He saw hornets flying in the plastic bag, making people's scalp numb. At this time, the fool didn't know what was wrong, so he ran down the mountain, making people confused.
"So what's wrong with this fool?" Cai Hongsheng said strangely.
Cai Hongming shook his head, he didn't know what was going on.
After catching the hornets, the three of them walked down the mountain.
When he returned home, the hornets were locked in a plastic bag and were half dead because they were not breathable. Cai Hongming went to buy several large bottles of alcoholic wine, and together with Cai Hongsheng and Cai Zhengxian, they picked up the hornets in the plastic bag and put them inside to soak. During this period, the fool ran over and took a look. When he saw the three of them busy, he ran away again and didn't know what he was doing.
After the three of them put all the wasps in the plastic bag into the bottle and soaked in wine, it was almost dark. Cai Hongming and others quickly dealt with the remaining bee pupa.
There are countless bee pupae in the nest of hornets more than one meter tall, and they can’t finish eating them in a day. So they took out a layer of bee pupae on top and kept the rest for tomorrow to eat.
In the evening, Cai Hongming fryed the bee pupa and sprinkled with pepper and salt, boiled with muntjac or white water, or braised with hot pot or braised with garlic salt and mixed with eggs and sweet potato flour, and fryed with delicious food. Of course, it was not all meat dishes, and there were a few vegetables. I don’t know if I smelled the fragrance, but the fool actually brought his wife over at the meal time.
This fool is lucky. Although he married a little ugly, he is well-managed and manages a family in an orderly manner, and everyone in the village praised him.
"What are you here to do?" Cai Hongsheng asked when he saw the fool.
"I'll take my wife to eat the bee pupa I caught with you." The fool said with confidence, raising his head.
"I caught it with you?" Cai Hongsheng raised his eyebrows when he heard this.
"Of course, look at my face. If you catch it with you, can I be stung by a wasp?" the fool said, pointing his face.
If anyone says he is stupid at this time, then who is really stupid?
When Cai Hongsheng heard this, he was so angry that his head was almost smoking. He said to the fool: "Come here, I promise not to beat you to death."
"I'm not afraid." The fool said angrily: "You only know crane fist, I know tiger and crane double-shaped fist, one more punch than you, so I'm not afraid of you."
"When did you learn the double-shaped fist of the tiger and crane?" Cai Hongsheng said in surprise.
"My wife is a tiger, so what I've shot is of course the tiger and crane double-shaped fist." After saying that, the fool even hangs his wings, which made Cai Hongming and Cai Zhengxian in the hall laugh. Cai Hongsheng was speechless to the sky. When he talked to this fool, he felt that his IQ was much lower.
"Okay, okay, don't talk so much nonsense, have a meal together. Xiaohua sits there, don't be polite to come here. We are used to having sex with Axi." Cai Hongming said to the fool's wife Huang Xiaohua.
"Yes." Huang Xiaohua was brought over by a fool and had several meals. She got used to it. After looking at it, she found that Cai Tianshou and the others were not there, and she couldn't help but ask, "Where are uncle and the others?"
"Inside." Cai Hongming said to Cai Hongsheng who was still angry: "Go and call the second uncle, second aunt, grandpa and the others out for dinner."
Cai Hongsheng hurriedly ran to call. After a while, several old people came out and the hall suddenly yelled.
The fool saw the deer and the hornet on the mountain. He knew that there was something good today. He had already come over to investigate several times and was waiting for the meal to start. So as soon as the meal started, he immediately stuffed the big pieces of deer meat into his mouth, not even his wife. Cai Hongsheng really wanted to cook him.
After dinner, Cai Hongming went to his house to get a bag of Northwest specialties for the fool. Unexpectedly, after he took it, he flipped it over and said in a muffled voice: "This bag is not as big as Zhengxian."
Now even his wife Huang Xiaohua couldn't stand it anymore and pinched him hard on his waist.
"What I said is true." The fool said silly as he touched Huang Xiaohua's waist, which was pinched by Huang Xiaohua.
"When did you see me giving Zhengxian something?" Cai Hongming asked curiously. He remembered that the fool was not here that day.
"That night I saw him bringing things home, and I also saw you ride your bike and bringing things to others, each bag is bigger than mine."
Unexpectedly, this guy's eyes were quite sharp. He had no choice but to say, "I'll get you another pack of Shakuai dates later, so you'll be satisfied!"
"Yes." The fool nodded this time, expressing satisfaction.
Cai Hongming glanced at him and teased: "I used to see you stupidly, but I didn't expect that I've become smarter now when I marry my wife!"
"Of course." The fool said with stern eyes: "In the future, I will have a bunch of smart children with my wife who are more smart than my pigs."
As soon as he finished speaking, someone slapped him hard on the head. Turning his head, it was his wife Huang Xiaohua, and he couldn't help but ask innocently: "Wife, why are you hitting me?"
The people in the hall laughed out loud after hearing this.
Chapter completed!