Chapter 82
"Hiss! The gutter oil in Beijing must have blocked the sewer again this year!"
Ling Xiao sighed with a depressed look on his face. Li Yingqiong asked in confusion after hearing this, "What does it mean?"
"Otherwise, why is your father's mouth so smelly? It must be because he has eaten too much gutter oil!" said seriously.
Li Guishou said slowly without changing his face when he heard this: "I am just telling a fact and expressing my surprise! Believe me, there is no intention of ridicule!"
"It's because you said this so plainly that it's annoying!" Ling Xiao replied with a black line on his forehead: "Strictly speaking, although my image is a bit miserable at this moment, the broken bones are a flaw and will not affect my physical function. Although there is slight internal bleeding, it is not a vital human body. Besides, the amount of bleeding looks very large, but it is just that the clothes are not resistant to dyeing. It is completely correct, and it is reasonable and reasonable for me to be able to jump here!"
Li Guishou looked at Ling Xiao carefully after hearing this, and turned his head and said, "Since that's the case, I don't need to treat you! Let's go, girl, let's go home for a midnight snack!" After saying that, he turned his head proudly, led Li Yingqiong away.
Lee Young-kyung covered her mouth and chuckled, and left with her tongue sticking out at him.
"Hey! This quack doctor is still pulled! Don't be afraid, the master is also a gynecologist, no problem with simple bone assembly!" Ling Lingfa made Li Guishou's middle finger at the walking distance, and then said proudly to Ling Xiao.
"……,hehe!"
Wuqing looked at Ling Xiao's back deeply. The man cracked the wits of the Wuxiang Emperor in just a few breaths and made corresponding countermeasures. The most important thing is that she and Iron Hand had only passed the ninja battle before they thought of the earth escape, but why was he so fast? Could it be that he was really born smart?
"How did you offend that doctor? According to my information, Li Guishou's medical skills are famous in the green forest! Although his personality is strange, he is definitely not an unreasonable person!" Wuqing asked in confusion.
Ling Xiao heard this and said, "I didn't offend him. I am the one who was affected and the good person who was killed by mistake! I'm not that stinky girl! I'm a demonic female character, but her father said that I was taken away by me! Do you think I'm wronged?"
Wuqing thought for a while and asked, "So what did you teach that little girl?"
"It's nothing! I just tell her that she has to decide on her own relationship. The matchmaker's words are farts, and the parents' fate is all nonsense!" Ling Xiao touched her head with her intact arm. Is this too much?
Wuqing said angrily when he heard this, "Hmph! You are not wronged at all! You are such an unfaithful and unfilial person, it is easy to ignore you!"
Ling Xiao rolled his eyes and said, "Don't be loyal or filial? If you are loyal or not, go and ask the emperor. If you are filial or not, go and ask my master's wife! I just let her bravely pursue her love and don't think wrong! Marriage is a big event in life, and it is important to end in one go! Whether the words of the matchmaker or the orders of parents are viewed from each perspective, women may accept their fate when they marry, and men may be bound by responsibility when they marry, and they are still responsible! But most people do not have this awareness, so there are so many resentful women in this world, and at the same time, their business will be so popular!"
These words were loud but shocked everyone! A large group of people looked at him as if they had seen aliens. They were stunned and unconsciously far away from him. They had seen strange thoughts, but never such strange ones! In this society, polygamy is the mainstream, and Ling Xiao regretted it after saying that it was not easy to be a bird!
This was just a simple truth in the previous life, but in this feudal society, it was a ruthless act, which hindered the weather! When you say this today, I am afraid that the great ministers of the Ministry of Rites will come to criticize him tomorrow morning! Look, even Ye Zhanqing looked at him in disbelief! It can be seen how deeply rooted this feudal idea is!
But to be honest, Ling Xiao is not a person with mental cleanliness, and it’s nothing more than three wives and four concubines. But he has never tasted the taste of love in his two lives, but he is very eager for it!
Although it was very depressed, what made Ling Xiao pleased was that Ling Ling patted his shoulder with a smile and grinned in pain and praised him: "I am my disciple of Ling Ling. If you want to find a wife, you have to find your favorite one! Like those who always have three wives and four concubines, and go home and go shopping, you look down on me the most!"
Everyone took a step back after hearing this. The master and apprentice are really a perfect match, and their thoughts are just as weird!
Wuqing didn't say anything else, but looked at Ling Xiao's eyes no longer as disgusted as before, and ended up together? This is probably what every man and woman longed for!
"What are you talking about?" At this time, the emperor walked out under the protection of the guards.
"It's nothing, I'm just summarizing today's actions with you. See what can be improved and it's easier to improve continuously!" Ling Lingfa said with confidence.
"Damn! It's obviously about marrying a wife!" Everyone roared in their hearts.
"Well, this time, I made such a big mistake! I should have a good review. I didn't expect that there were so many traitors around me. Is I really that bad? Is he a tyrant?" The emperor actually gave up his words. It seems that Linglinggong's rebellion had a big blow to him.
Everyone was shocked and knelt down, "Damn it!"
Ling Xiao hurriedly advised: "Emperor, that Lingling Gong is a foreign spy. He is obsessed with our court and has nothing to do with the emperor himself!" If he can't help, it's not a big deal to kneel down, and the wound hurts very much! Then he said: "Last time in the Jin Dynasty, the son of the Wuxiang Emperor actually knew the shadow clone technique of Fusang Ninja. Now the Wuxiang Emperor has used the Earth Escape Ninja. This shows that this conspiracy is not related to the Jin Dynasty. The Emperor does not have to worry too much about it!"
The emperor asked in surprise: "You mean, Linglinggong is from Fusang?"
"It shouldn't be wrong. Although he didn't admit it personally, the Weichen tried it from many sources and it was basically confirmed." Ling Xiao said affirmatively.
"Yes, my daughter was also blocked by ninjas on her way to support her. I believe they have planned this for a long time." Wuqing bent down in a wheelchair and replied.
"Hmph! A mere small country dares to thrust my tiger beard from the Celestial Empire! Return to the palace! Hurry up to recruit the Minister of Revenue. It seems that the trade with Fusang will be made. "After yelling, he returned to the palace with his guards.
Ling Xiao was shocked, "I'll go! Is this still a sanction? Is this the emperor? It's not the change of the Wuxiang Emperor!"
Ling Xiao was still thinking about it, and Lingling said, "Let's go, go back to the clinic! I'll go to the palace to find a few imperial doctors to treat your injuries!"
He nodded and said hello to everyone and sent it back with Lingling. Wuqing looked at Lingxiao's far back and suddenly remembered what the pigeon friend had said. If he didn't understand, he had no right to speak. He was still too impulsive! His parents were like her slightest. When they met a little unfilial words, they actually lost their minds! It seems that their mental state is still too poor!
Tie Hand looked at Wuqing's appearance and smiled and pushed Wuqing away. When the others saw that nothing was wrong, they all went back to their own houses. However, no one was worried about Baihu and others who were responsible for pursuing him, what would happen if the virtues of Wuxianghuang Emperor were!
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"Ah! It's almost dawn! It's time to go back!" Zhuge Zheng stretched and stood up and said.
Lu Xiaofeng nodded and said, "Yes, I've been drinking all night! Always staying up late are not good for the body!" As he said that, he actually planned to run away.
Sikong Zhaixing lit his head like a chicken pecking at rice, and he was eager to leave quickly. It was dangerous and boring here, so why are you staying there?
Bang!
The wine bottle was slapped on the table, and Ye Gucheng said threateningly: "It's not dawn yet, I haven't had enough fun yet!" At the same time, his fingers seemed to be intentionally or unintentionally placed on the hilt of the sword.
The three of them looked at each other and smiled bitterly, so they had to sit down again, pick up the wine glass and continue drinking. Ye Gucheng didn't know what was wrong? He was still full of impatient before, but when the momentum appeared, he became interested!
The originally mellow wine is now a bit difficult to swallow, and my stomach is so full!
...
Ling Xiao returned to the clinic. The imperial doctor came just now. Although his injury was not serious, he could not do any heavy physical work in the past two months.
Lying on the bed, the bandages wrapped around him almost tangled him into a mummy! Looking back on this night, I found that the immortal sword intent of the sky that had always been unfavorable did not seem to be so sharp! Of course, there are also reasons why he did not practice well by himself, but it is undeniable that in this dangerous world like a hodgepodge, it is impossible to eat with one hand of sword intent!
"It seems that the more trump cards, the better!" sighed, but became more confused.
The Linglingfa series is all about black technology. He is not good at this. Until now, he still doesn't understand what the principle of Linglingfa's flying wing is.
As for the flying immortals outside the sky, it needs to be understood slowly, and it is a meticulous job!
The magical skill of the ox horn is even more... the magical skill of the ox horn!
Ling Xiao rushed up from the bed, and then naturally grinned in pain, took the ox horns and took out the thousand-year-old clam beads from his arms! He was too busy that night, and Ling Lingfa and his master's wife didn't care about him, so he completely forgot about it. Now he remembered the magical skills of the ox horns.
The round and huge luster is constantly shining with misty luster. Ling Xiao was shocked. This thing was in the hands of the emperor for so long, but it was limited by the emperor's own realm and was not discovered. Later, it was given to Ling Lingfa and his master's wife, but they were not knowledgeable about martial arts, causing the pearl to be covered with dust. It was not until it was used to test the Wuxiang Emperor that he was discovered, but in the end he accidentally came to Ling Xiao's hands!
A martial arts treasure was actually pushed around like this. Ling Xiao couldn't help but feel funny. Could this be the benefit of the protagonist's halo?
It’s useless to say more, so I’ll talk about it! Ling Xiao didn’t care about whether the breakthrough of external forces would leave sequelae. His qualifications were so poor that they were outrageous. Thank you for having a skill that didn’t care about qualifications. Who has time to care about that!
The majestic spiritual energy spread throughout the limbs and bones along the arms. The light of the thousand-year-old clam beads shines more and more, illuminating the entire room as if it was daytime!
Bend your knees, bend over, lie down, turn your head...
One by one, one strange movement was slowly made. The night sky, where the dark clouds had long dissipated, became dark again when no one noticed it. The air flow was surging and the strange wind suddenly stormed. The scattered clouds within a radius of 100 meters were gathered together, and the center was Ling Xiao's room!
Crack Crack Crack Crack!
The bones were extremely itchy, but Ling Xiao still insisted on doing strange movements. He was excited at this moment because he felt that he was too familiar with it! It was the feeling of self-repair and continuous strengthening of the bones, just like the first time practicing!
"Oh! Ah! Yes! Very good!"
The muscles, muscles, brain internal organs, and even every hair on the body were so comfortable that Ling Xiao shouted out unconsciously!
One, two, three, four, five!
Six! No, when the action is done, the nausea and vomiting feeling will appear again. Ling Xiao, who has already experienced it, knows that he has reached his limit!
I took a breath and looked at the thousand-year-old clam beads that turned into powder in my hand at some point, and wrapped it with a wry smile, "So much spiritual energy has only allowed me to practice the fifth move! It seems that this is the case in my life!" I complained and struggled gently, and the bandages on my body were shattered.
He nodded with satisfaction and suddenly realized that it was already dawn and he was refreshed and he didn't have to sleep anymore. He pushed the door out, but was startled by Ling Ling's hair.
Ling Lingfa looked at Ling Xiao with sympathy and self-blame, "What's wrong?" Ling Xiao asked weakly.
Ling Ling wiped her tears and said, "It's all because she is not good at being a teacher. She doesn't care enough about you. I would have known that she would have introduced you a few more girls! Your master's wife scolded me!"
Ling Xiao twitched his lips and asked, "What does it mean? Why can't I understand?"
Ling Ling made a look like a person who came over and patted Ling Xiao on the shoulder and said, "Little masturbation is good, big masturbation hurts the body, force masturbation is destroyed!"
Chapter completed!