The first seventy-seven chapters make a scene of Xiangchenghou
Today, someone is going to prepare for marriage. The Laoyan family also contributed two fat tribes, but this time it is a bit different, because now someone wants to kill these two guys, and they want to kill them before they complete their mission...
Standing in the crowd watching, Xiao Han tilted his head and asked Lengzi in a low voice: "Lengzi, are you carrying a crossbow? Find a way to kill the geese!"
When Lanzi heard Xiao Han say this, he subconsciously touched the back, but unexpectedly touched the air. Then he remembered: In Chang'an, you are absolutely not allowed to carry crossbows, even if you are a high-ranking official, you are afraid of assassination. After all, open guns are easy to block, and hidden arrows are difficult to prevent!
"Marty, I don't let anyone take that thing, so it's too strict! But..."
"But what?"
"But I brought a slingshot!" After Lengzi said that, he took out a tree-shaped object from his arms like a treasure.
"Slingshot?" Xiao Han looked at the slingshot in Lanzi's hand with displeasure. It was dark and not direct. It didn't look useful no matter how you look at it.
"What can this little ragged thing do?"
When Langzi saw Xiao Han not believing, he quickly pulled the slingshot on his hand and gave Xiao Han a demonstration: "Mr. Marquis, this is something I have played since I was a child. In terms of accuracy, it is more accurate than yours. Just the two geese that can't move, it's a little bit! Find a good position in a while, and it's definitely enough!"
"Okay!" Xiao Han gritted his teeth and agreed, looked at the convoy that had passed by, and continued to whisper to the two of them: "In this way, let's go out first, and I will go to hunt birds later. Xiaodong, you can go to Chang'an to sell geese. Buy one for me, no matter how much it costs! If the money is not enough, let them take the geese to Changsun's house to exchange for money! I think there shouldn't be many selling geese in this season!"
"Okay!" Xiaodong nodded vigorously, "Don't worry, Marquis, there will never be another wild goose in Chang'an City today!"
After saying that, Lengzi and Lengzi protected Xiao Han out of the crowd, Xiaodong went straight to the West City, while Lengzi and Xiao Han were briskly surpassing Najib's team outside the crowd watching the fun and running forward!
Naji's team walked very slowly, which was also a time to show off his family's strength. Although the Marquis of Xiangcheng couldn't stand up in front of other nobles, in the eyes of ordinary people, it was also a wealthy family that was beyond the reach of the world!
In the crowd, countless children were cheering and waiting on the side of the road for the team to throw candy out. Those who were anxious were picking up their clothes and preparing to pick up the candy!
Unfortunately, their wishes are destined to fail. They will only throw candy during the wedding time, and now they will not throw anything... So a group of children watched for a long time without moving, and they were a little resentful when they walked forward, especially the fat man in the front, who did not give up candy and was so arrogant, why didn’t he fall down! It was also a good time!
I don’t know if God heard the child’s thoughts or if the fat man was really unlucky. Just after thinking about this, a group of children saw the horse in front of him suddenly neighing, then the front hooves were kicked in the air, and the person stood up! The fat man on his back didn’t even react, and was overturned to the ground and fell so badly! Before the servants around him could react, the horse neighed again, kicked his hind legs, and ran along the road like crazy......
The children were stunned, and passers-by were stunned when watching the fun. Even Xiao Han and Lengzi in the box on the second floor of the restaurant on the street were stunned.
"Langzi, don't you say you're hitting every shot? Why did you hit the horse?!" Xiao Han turned around and stared at Langzi viciously and cursed!
Lanzi was puzzled. He had already aimed at it just now. Unexpectedly, as soon as he loosened his hand while holding the projectile, the fat man actually replaced the wild goose with one hand. The stone with huge force suddenly lost its target and hit the horse directly, which shocked the horse...
However, when he looked at the messy street again, Lanzi was immediately happy, pointed to the bottom and laughed: "Marty, Marquis, look! It didn't delay your affairs, those two geese have turned into bird cakes..."
"What?" Xiao Han was shocked and quickly turned his head and looked down the window. He was seeing the fat man being lifted from the ground by the accompanying servant, and the two geese had already turned into two thin geese cakes on the ground...
Poor two geese didn't know that they would die so cowardly before they died. When the damn fat man fell down, they actually put them under him. Now, this big geese couple really went to the underworld together...
No one expected that when he came back, after a brief silence, Najib's team was suddenly in chaos. Five or six people in the team ran over to lift the fat man aside, fanned the wind and pinched the people. After a long time of struggle, he finally woke him up.
"Wake up, wake up... The second master is awake!" A servant who pinched the man saw the fat man slowly open his eyes and immediately screamed excitedly, but you all know that he was awake, and why he pinched him hard, and he was bleeding...
"You, what's your name..." the fat man waved his hand weakly.
When the man heard this, he thought the second master was going to reward him, and his mouth was almost at the center of his ears: "Master, my name is Shi San!"
"Okay, when I go back, I will let you pour the dung bucket for the rest of your life!" The fat man finally accumulated enough strength at this time and kicked Shi San out with all his heart. Then, without saying a word, he was covered in a big mouth and stuck on the face of the groom in front: "Why are you still standing here stupidly?! Hurry up and chase the horse back for me!"
The groom was a little confused since the momentum. This time, he was even more confused by the powerful slap. It took him a long time to react! He didn't dare to scream in pain, covered his face and chased him in the direction of the horse running. Soon left the fat man jumping behind and cursing: "You can't find the horse, you won't think of coming back in your life!!!"
The groom ran away, and the fat man felt a scorching pain at this time. Even though he had a lot of flesh, he fell down without any defense from nearly two meters and was dead! Just as he was about to order the convoy to continue moving forward, he suddenly saw a "scattered" of geese on the ground in front...
"What's going on!" The fat man's voice changed, he pointed at the unknown creature and shouted, "Who did this!"
The servants present all lowered their heads and did not dare to talk to each other. In the end, a child outside said frankly: "What's the name? Didn't you crush them to death? Look, your clothes are still covered with blood..."
"Nonsense..." The fat man blushed and shouted at the child, scaring the child to the point of being lost in the crowd. The fat man turned around and touched him again, and his back was wet and a little slippery. He took his hand back and saw the blood and bird feathers stuck in his hand...
"Damn it! How could this happen!" The fat man almost got angry when he saw it. He quickly summoned two servants and asked one of them to go home to get clothes quickly, and the other went to buy another pair of geese immediately to come back!
Finally, he looked at the wild goose cake on the ground. The fat man shook his sleeves hard and quickly led the team to continue walking forward.
Najib also has time to make decisions. If he missed the time, that would be a big taboo!
Because the mount ran away and the car behind was filled with things, the fat man could only let the two of them support him and walked forward. The speed was very slow. Soon, the person who was carrying the clothes ran after him. The fat man took the clothes and found a shop to get in. He first changed the clothes that were covered with blood. At least he was not as embarrassed as before. However, the one who went to buy the geese never came back!
"You, hurry up and see, why haven't the geese been brought back yet! It's time to come soon! After the time is over, I've stripped him off!" The fat man pointed to someone anxiously and asked him to follow him to see, and continued to rush to Xue Pan's house. But it's a little better. Just when he was changing his clothes, the servants got another horse from somewhere. Although they were a little shorter and looked like a donkey, it was better than not coming!
Time passed minute by minute. In the middle of winter, the fat man's forehead was sweating more and more. This time, not only did the man not come back at the beginning, but even the three people sent later did not come back!
The fat man now has to look three times in one step, his head is like a rattle, but until he almost arrived at Xue Pan's house, those bastards still didn't come back...
The fat man was anxious and felt that during this moment, several bubbles appeared on his mouth. He was about to send someone to search for him, but he saw a chaotic crowd around him. Then, a man jumped out of the crowd, holding two wings with flapping straight...the big goose...
"What's the thing? Hey hey...... 告... 告..." Before the fat man recognized the man, the short under him was almost scared to death by the two big white geese that were rushing straight. The four hooves retreated together, and almost turned their heads and ran away!
"Stop, yes, stop me!" The fat man grabbed the reins with both hands and took great effort to control the horse. He was so angry that he looked up and took a closer look. Isn't the person who came out of the sky the one who was sent out at the beginning?!
The two big geese in his hand almost made the fat man's eyes bulge out. After smearing his face, the fat man opened his mouth and shouted at the man: "You, you... ask you to buy geese, what are you buying?!"
The man looked very tired all the way, and he barely handed the big white goose in his hand to the person next to him. Then he said while breathing heavily: "Huh... Master Second... I saw a ghost... Today, there is no one selling goose in the market today... I heard that the geese in Chang'an were wrapped around by a young man. I have no choice but to think about taking a goose first..."
"I'll use your second uncle!" The fat man was so angry that he didn't fall off immediately. He stared at the man like a copper bell, looking at him like that, he wanted to swallow him alive!
"Gaga..." The two geese shouted out inappropriately, and the people around them were immediately laughing: I was watching the fun today, it was so exciting!
Chapter completed!