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2865 Tea leaves

"nonsense!"

After packing up the things on the table, Xiao Han turned around and slowly took his kettle and drank water while glancing at Cheng Yaojin up and down, saying, "Have you been bleeding gums recently, your eyes are dry, and you still sweat at night? Can't you sleep well?"

"Damn, how do you know!"

When Cheng Yaojin heard what Xiao Han said, he was shocked and glared and shouted: "You fucking peeped at me?"

"puff……"

The words that Cheng Yaojin said were so powerful!

When Xiao Han thought of taking advantage of the night, sneaking and sneaking to peek at the scene of the demon king sleeping in the world, he couldn't help but feel a sensation in his stomach!

The tea that was all in my mouth was done, it was done, it was not wasted at all, and it was sprayed out as it was in front!

And where can Cheng Yaojin, who is standing opposite, be prepared?

Their head and face were covered with wet face.

Even the beards under the jaw, which were standing upright like steel needles, were ticking down the tea!

"Ahem cough cough..."

At this time, Xiao Han was choked and tears flowed out, and he didn't care about Cheng Yaojin. He hurriedly beat himself in his chest. It was not until a while before he finally coughed out the tea that choked into his lungs.

"Who? Who is so sick? Go and peep at you like a rough guy!"

He panted heavily, Xiao Han raised his head and looked at Cheng Yaojin like he was an idiot.

At this time, Cheng Yaojin obviously had not recovered from being sprayed.

Seeing Xiao Han looking at him, he first wiped the tea from his face and spit out a few pieces of tea that were stuck to his mouth. Finally, he realized that he immediately glared back angrily!

"you!"

"etc!"

Seeing Cheng Yaojin getting angry and embarrassed, Xiao Han also came back to his senses, afraid that this guy would vent his anger on him, so he quickly raised his eyebrows and shouted loudly: "I'm saving you, do you understand? Do you know that you are already terminally ill!"

"ah?"

After being interrupted by Xiao Han, Cheng Yaojin's originally high anger suddenly stopped!

But soon, he turned dark again and gritted his teeth and shouted to Xiao Han: "Fart! I'm almost terminally ill? Who said that! I'm going to eat for a dou of meat and ten kilograms of rice! How come I look sick?!"

"Tsk tsk, one dou of meat? Ten pounds of rice? You're a bucket of rice!"

When Xiao Han heard this, he couldn't help but complain in his heart, but his face still looked righteous:

"Nonsense! Of course I saw it with medical skills! Otherwise, how could I know that your gums are bleeding and your eyes are dry?

I'm not afraid to tell you that this is because you eat meat every day recently and lack a thing in your body! It's called vitamins... Forget it! You don't understand it even if you say it! You know that once you lose this thing in your body, your blood will become deteriorated! When the blood becomes deteriorated, hum..."

"What? What? What are you talking about? Can eating meat still kill blood?"

Although, Cheng Yaojin felt that Xiao Han was probably tying him.

But given the name of Xiao Han's magic doctor and the strange but real remarks he had said in the past, Cheng Yaojin also muttered in his heart for a moment.

After all, who has the fate! Who cherishes it!

This is the same as those old men and ladies in later generations.

They said they were not smart? When they entered the vegetable market, they were smarter than anyone else. They could calculate the price of a penny clearly.

But they are smart?

Once you are fooled by a scammer, you can't wait to use your family's savings to buy fakes that can't be fake anymore!

To put it bluntly, this is because the liars seized the weakness they value most: that is their lives!

And Cheng Yaojin is in this state now.

First, Xiao Han pointed out his current physical condition, which made him feel a little suspicious in his heart.

In addition, Xiao Han showed that confident appearance made his theory even more credible.

Others say that he was heartless and not afraid of death! But in the chaotic times of the late Sui Dynasty and the early Tang Dynasty, those who were really not afraid of death had already died!

Who survived like Cheng Yaojin, who doesn’t have a way to save his life? Which one doesn’t value his own life?

The Buddha said, even ants can live in secret, let alone people!

"You haven't heard of it, that's because you have little knowledge!"

Seeing that Cheng Yaojin was shocked and suspicious, Xiao Han also breathed a sigh of relief.

Cheng Yaojin is afraid of death, and he is also afraid!

What if this demon king of the world came up and blew himself without saying a word! His small body can't withstand his hammer...

Thinking of this, Xiao Han coughed lightly and continued:

"You have heard of some big ships going out to sea, and then the people on the ship were all dead all of a sudden?"

"What? No?! Cough, then I tell you, they are just like you. It is because they can only eat some preservatively bacon, flour, and no vegetables, fruits and vegetables, which leads to physical lesions and then all of them die on the ship! This is called scuremia! A very serious disease. Once it occurs, it will be difficult for the gods to save them!"

“Scurvy?”

Listening to Xiao Han talking, Cheng Yaojin's eyes became more empty.

But soon, he remembered something and asked suspiciously: "You said I was terminally ill? But how many days did I eat meat? In winter, those Tuguhu people don't eat meat every day? Why are they not dead?"

"Nonsense!" Xiao Han didn't know how many times he had called out the word "nonsense". At this time, he was standing at the top of the chain of contempt, condescendingly, and gave Cheng Yaojin a disdainful look:

"They are fine because they can drink milk in addition to eating meat! Those milk and goat milk also contain a lot of the things I said! You don't drink milk on weekdays! What can you compare with others?"

"Oh..." Cheng Yaojin suddenly realized when he heard this, and then stared at Xiao Han's kettle with a burning look and said, "Then you want so much tea, it must be that there are things you said in the tea?"

"clever!"

This time, Xiao Han finally showed a rare smile and nodded, "The content in the tea leaves is indeed very high, but you can't just make tea, you have to chew tea! This time, there are so many cattle and sheep in our team. I have already greeted you, so that you can leave some cows and ewes. After that, we will also have to share some milk for everyone!"

"Hahaha, it turns out that you are smart. You can think of anything ahead! You will feed the fish... Yes! Prepare for the future! Unlike me, Lao Cheng! Even if someone sprayed a head of water and talked about a bunch of nonsense, you can only solve it with your fists..."
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