Chapter 30 It's a joke! Beg for the moon(1/2)
Chapter 30: It’s just a joke! (Fourth update, please give me a monthly ticket!)
Those Chinese fans who watched this game in front of the TV almost spurted it out... This action is very familiar to every Chinese fan who has experienced the era of "Star Chow" nonsense movies.
Although it is not very elegant, it best expresses their feelings after hearing the booing of Genoa fans.
"Ah hahahaha!"
"Heroes are mighty!!"
"What did I see? Stephen Chow's move in the American Journey? It's really a shame that the hero can think of it!"
"I didn't expect that the hero is also a fan of Stephen Chow!"
"After being caught, using Dandan to celebrate the goal, it was such a perfect counterattack!"
"I don't know if Genoa fans can understand this..."
"It's okay, let the heroes popularize them!"
The excited Chinese fans vented their emotions like a screenstorm on the Internet.
The commentators Liu Jianhong and Zhang Lu on TV were embarrassed, and this action could not be explained!
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After Chen Yingxiong celebrated the goal, he ran back to the stadium surrounded by his teammates. Genoa fans booed and "goodbye".
For Chen Yingxiong, this is the best reward for him.
It is the happiest thing that can make the opponent's fans unhappy.
Genoa's players hugged their heads with their hands.
Originally, it was about to take revenge, but judging from the first half, it was indeed revenge. Unexpectedly, the situation suddenly changed in the second half, and the entire Naples seemed to have changed a team, and their condition was all back!
Especially that Chen Yingxiong, under Papastasopoulos's release in the first half, he performed like a piece of shit. In the second half, he was like taking aphrodisiacs and couldn't stop him...
Gasperini was on the sidelines with a solemn look on his face. For Genoa, this was too bad. The opponent scored two goals in one breath, and his morale had reached its peak. What about Genoa's morale? It all fell into a low...
The key is that Chen Yingxiong. His two goals and the celebration after the goal are really too bad!
While fully mobilizing the morale of his team, he also hit Genoa's fighting spirit... It seems that his arrogance is not just arrogance...
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The next game was as Gasperini was worried. Under Chen Yingxiong's encouragement, Naples' offensive went higher and higher. Finally, in the 81st minute, they scored another goal, and Casano scored the winning goal.
After the goal, Casano put his fingers on his lips and continued to provoke Genoa's fans and ask them to shut up.
He and Genoa fans have been together since two seasons ago, so this is a normal celebration...
Of course, Genoa fans would not be as silent as he wished.
They cursed Casano in the most vicious words.
"This ***-raised Bari!"
"You will never reach the peak in your life! Bastard!"
"It's terrible in Naples, idiot!"
However, with a score of 2:3, Genoa fans' counterattack seemed a little pale and powerless.
In the end, Napoli completed a reversal away and defeated Genoa 3:2.
Genoa's revenge was a joke, but the most eye-catching thing about this game was not revenge, but Chen Yingxiong's completely different performance in the first and second half, and... Papastasopoulos' bird-catching defense.
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After the game, Chen Yingxiong was caught by reporters in the mixed area and asked this question.
"I was a little absent-minded in the first half." Chen Yingxiong admitted his sluggish performance in the first half.
"Why are you absent-minded?" asked the reporter.
Chen Yingxiong rolled his eyes: "The thing you are under is so ignorant that people can't catch, so you will be absent-minded, okay?"
A group of people and reporters were in an uproar.
"Then...you second half..."
"Because I confirmed during the intermission that my thing was working properly, so my condition was normal!"
The reporters were stunned and couldn't believe their ears - was Chen Yingxiong hinting that he went to masturbate during the halftime break?
Seeing a group of people being scared, Chen Yingxiong laughed: "It's kidding! It's kidding! Look at you being scared, hahaha! How could I be so bored?"
After hearing Chen Yingxiong's words, Naples teammates who were interviewed by other media, couldn't help rolling their eyes in their hearts: You are so bored!
After laughing, Chen Yingxiong's face turned up: "In fact, the head coach scolded me in the locker room, which made me fully realize my mistakes, so I broke out in the second half... I want to dedicate these two goals to my dear head coach Mazarri. I have a very good relationship with him. He scolded me at will, but I don't resent him..."
Many reporters breathed a sigh of relief, that's right... This is the normal development trend of the story. Yes, it must be that the head coach made some scolding or adjustments during the intermission that activated Chen Yingxiong...
"So what did Mazarri say to you?"
Chen Yingxiong smiled slightly: "I won't tell you."
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Mazarri was "sieged" by reporters at the post-match press conference.
All the problems are almost related to Chen Yingxiong, who is completely different in the first and second half.
"In an interview after the game, the hero said that you scolded him in the locker room and scolded him so much that he was restored. What did you say to him at that time?"
Mazarri thought to himself when I scolded the boy so hard at halftime? He was in normal condition. Wasn't it because his baby's baby normal? What does it have to do with me?
But he thought again - yes, if Chen Yingxiong said that he had recovered from his condition because of pistoling during the intermission, he would not only not believe it, but also cause an uproar, right? He has been coaching for so many years and has never seen a player who would rush his pipe during the intermission. Not to mention watching, he had never heard of it.
So Chen Yingxiong must have lied and pushed all the credit on himself...
This favorable favor is a waste. Besides, I have to help Chen Yingxiong cover up...
"Actually it's not that serious. I just told him that I need to see a normal person in the second half." Mazari replied very seriously.
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"...Mazari has established absolute authority in Naples! Chen Yingxiong's performance in the first half is not much better than a piece of shit! But Mazari just scolded him in the locker room, which was amazing!"
"...Casano is Mazari's confidant, and now Chen Yingxiong has completely convinced Mazari... It can be seen that Mazari's position in the Naples locker room has been unprecedentedly consolidated, and now Naples has the opportunity to create an exciting future!"
"This game is bound to die. Mazarri's performance at the midfield is remarkable. He fully interprets what the 'art of coaching' is. In just one sentence, Chen Yingxiong's performance is completely different. In the second half, Chen Yingxiong's two beautiful goals sounded the clarion call for Napoli to reverse the counterattack. But in fact, the biggest hero behind the scenes should be their head coach Walter Mazarri..."
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"Master Ma's order, the bear becomes a hero in the second half!"
"Chen Yingxiong was convinced by Mazarri and claimed that he and the coach were good friends."
"The naughty hero joked and scared all the reporters, but in fact he returned to Mazarri!"
The Chinese media are not willing to let the crowd down and are enthusiastically hyping up the behind-the-scenes story of this game.
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While the media were scrambling to hype this reversal, Chen Yingxiong was having a great time in a nightclub in Genoa. Casano once played for two seasons in Sampdoria, and he knew very well about what fun Genoa was. So Chen Yingxiong asked him for a good place and came by himself - of course he was not so hungry about men and women, and he wanted to find a woman to relieve his fire as soon as the game ended... In fact, he came this time with a very great and sacred mission.
He wants to verify whether his baby can still work properly.
According to Casano, if it is hard, it cannot prove anything. It is just part of the function that should be done, and more important functions have not yet been tested.
So this time, he is here to test this part of the function...
As for Casano? He has his own girlfriend in Sampdoria. The two have a good relationship, so he is happy to find his girlfriend.
Chen Yingxiong hugged one with one hand and had a great time.
But he didn't drink much because he had to make sure that he was sober at that time. He had to witness it with his own eyes to be able to truly feel at ease...
After a crazy night, Chen Yingxiong woke up and was in the hotel room.
Two naked women lying beside them.
Since it is a test, you have to try to do such a test in the extreme state, so Chen Yingxiong, who had never tried flying in the double before, also flew this time.
What's the result...
Chen Yingxiong looked down at his baby.
***zi fought with two Ocean Horses for 300 rounds last night, fulfilling his mission and promoting our country's power, which made him very satisfied!
Now, he was completely relieved.
After sending the two women away, Chen Yingxiong excitedly called Casano: "Antonio! Let me tell you good news!"
Casano asked on the other end of the phone: "Are everything OK?"
Chen Yingxiong gave a thumbs up. "It can't be better!"
Casano laughed: "Congratulations, haha! I told you that kid is dirty playing football. I told you that I have been in Serie A for longer than you, and sometimes you have to listen to me."
Chen Yingxiong nodded: "Yeah..."
Although it proved that he was still a complete man, it was still embarrassing to be caught in front of so many TV viewers.
To be continued...