Chapter 102 I Help the Emperor Test Poison
Xia Hai was stunned after hearing Xiliangxian's request, and hurriedly said, "This is a job for a slave, how can I bother the Empress?"
"No need to worry, no need to worry." Xiliangxian thought to myself, I just ate the noodles with my mouth, and I couldn't ask for it!
"This..." Xia Hai looked at the emperor hesitantly and asked for instructions with his eyes.
Emperor Jinglan nodded gently.
Xia Hai was about to present the silver needle with both hands, but saw Xiliangxian taking a big bite with a fork, and stuffing his mouth bulge regardless of his image!
Xia Hai was shocked by Xiliangxian's slutty operation. His hand shook and the silver needle fell down.
He asked carefully: "Empress, what are you doing?"
Xiliang Xian's cheeks were bulging and replied: "Eat... no, I'll help the emperor test the poison!"
While she spoke, she swallowed the things in her mouth.
Finally, he licked the red lips that were dyed with oil and shiny and full. He smashed his mouth with a look of endless aftertaste and said, "Your Majesty, I have tried the poison with you. It is absolutely non-toxic. You can eat it with confidence!"
Di Jinglan: "..."
What should I do if I don’t want to eat very much?
Xiliangxian smiled like a flower, handed him the white plastic fork, blinked, and urged him: "Master?"
Di Jinglan took the fork.
His eyes fell on it and he paused for a moment.
This fork is neither gold nor jade nor wood, and is smooth and slightly whiter than the best mutton fat jade.
The material is very special.
The shape is also very rare.
I don’t know where Xiliangxian got it, it’s a strange thing.
Di Jinglan held the fork in his hand and asked, "What is this?"
"Fork." Xiliangxian replied, "With the ham sausage and the happy fatty zombie water, we will be the instant noodles partner!"
Ham sausage?
Happy fat house water?
Noodle partner?
Words I've never heard before.
Emperor Jinglan was confused, but he did not ask questions. He followed Xiliangxian's appearance just now and used a fork to stir up a few curved q-bounce noodles.
The emperor has always had a strong learning ability, and he did not have the clumsiness of using a fork for the first time. Coupled with the inherent dignity and elegance in his bones, eating instant noodles in the desolate courtyard looks like he is sitting in a high-end Western restaurant and eating a full-length banquet in the Golden Palace.
The instant instant noodles cost five yuan a bucket was so high-end that it cost 100 yuan.
This is the gap, the gap~
Not like her...
It's better not to mention it.
Xiliangxian sighed in his heart.
Then, suddenly, she thought of something-
Did she have eaten that fork just now?
Now, the dog emperor has used it too.
Wouldn't that be...
Intercourse, contact, contact, kiss?!
Xiliangxian suddenly felt a thunder rolling in the sky.
She is a big star.
But, he is a pure star.
In the continuous filming of kissing scenes, they are all borrowed!
The woman suddenly reached out to cover her lips, showing a terrified expression.
Di Jinglan glanced at her, "What's wrong with you?"
Xiliang Xian thought to himself that the original owner was the emperor's concubine, and he must have slept a long time ago. Indirect kissing between the emperor and the concubine must be nothing. She was too excited and she would reveal her feelings.
Xiliangxian quickly put down his hand and showed off his acting skills as the Hundred Flowers Award winner. He shook his head and said quickly: "Thank you for your concern, I'm fine!"
Emperor Jinglan: "I am not caring about you, so the imperial concubine doesn't have to be self-indulgent."
Xiliangxian: "..."
Chapter completed!