Priest Ma stopped cursing, but just turned on the tape recorder in the room. After the two people were scolding each other in the tape recorder started to yell, he took out a scroll with a serious expression and threw it to Monk Jing Kong.

The monk opened his eyes and frowned, and said word by word: "Heqiu?"

Master Ma also nodded with a solemn look on his face: "Yes!"

The monk couldn't sit still, and got up and turned around the room, walking, saying, "Why is this thing ten meters long?"

Master Ma continued to nod, his face became more and more gloomy, and the whole room was filled with a unique depression.

After a long time, the monk suddenly looked up, his eyes flashed with light. He stomped his feet and gritted his teeth, and asked, "It's one meter more refined. Do you think it's braised? Or steamed? I haven't eaten this thing for many years...suck it!"

Monk Jingkong sucked the saliva from his mouth back, but his eyes were emitting light.

Master Ma said: "I think it's cut, half braised, and half steamed."

"I think it's like! I'll get out of the wine." The monk said very generously.

Master Ma said: "Go and get your big iron pot!"

The monk said, "It's such a big piece that can't be stewed in a pot, and your grill can be used."

Master Ma: "You pay for the charcoal fire money."

"become!"

...

Then the two goods immediately separated, and not long after, a grill and a large iron pot were set up in the room...

When the combination is released from the painting...

"Little Taoist priest named Ma, I'll fight with you!"

Heqiu yelled, and finally saw a compass hanging around the neck of Yuanshi Tianzun in the middle of the Sanqing Saint in the room. Then his eyes were straightened, and his hair was standing upside down. He shouted in horror: "It's him, you are him... Your surname is not Ma, you are... You are..."

Then Heqian saw the bald monk again, his pupils widened: "One monk and one Taoist, you are...you..."

puff!

A shoal of Daoda was slashed by Taoist Ma with a knife.

"So much nonsense!" Master Ma kicked the head aside impatiently, and then burned a golden flame with his hands. The flame wrapped around the corpse. The corpse was burned out in the flames, and the hair was instantly burned. The body began to shrink with a crackling sound, and the flesh became more and more tender, and it looked like a crystal clear and jade-like illusion.

In the end, Heqian's body was refined by Taoist Ma to a piglet of one meter.

The monk raised his knife and divided the piglet into two, hung it on the grill and started to grill, chopped it into small pieces, and then started to braise it with the onion, ginger and garlic.

After a while, the meat on the grill began to turn from crystal clear and golden. The oil on it fell on the fire tickingly, making a crackling sound and a fragrance filled the air.

The mixed meat in the pot is filled with the color of soy sauce, which is bright red and has a luster. It shakes with a slight touch, but it is tender as if it is tofu.

Looking at the meat, one monk and one Taoist swallowed a saliva at the same time.

Monk Jingkong could no longer help, so he pulled a box of beer next to him, popped open the bottle cap, and threw it to the Taoist priest: "Fellow Daoist, we have drunk all the inventory in the past. Today, we have lost some good meat but not good wine. Let's just put it first."

Taoist Ma smiled with three points of excitement, three points of crazy, three points of anticipation: "No problem, anyway, they are back, and other things will appear sooner or later... Then we will get the dragon marrow into wine and stew the phoenix wings in the soup!"

Monk Jing Kong said, "For so many years, we haven't cut corners and used all the methods we can use. But they still came back. We can't blame us, right?"

Master Ma slapped his thigh and said, "The conscience of heaven and earth, I have used all the methods I should use, and I can't stop it... Who can I blame this?"

Monk Jingkong shook his head and said, "Yes, I almost sold meat, I definitely gave my all."

"I also fooled a lot of money every year, but what's the result? I can't afford the rent for poor people. We have definitely put in all our strength. However, the enemy is too strong and we are back... We can't blame us for this." Master Ma also responded.

Then the two of them became more and more excited as they spoke. While wiping their saliva, they said, "Good to come back..."

The two of them only know each other's affairs, but no one will say much, because some things cannot be said - they hurt.

After three rounds of drinking, the two were slightly drunk.

I also started to speak incoherently, sometimes I mentioned the firearms in the morning, sometimes I mentioned the Qinhuai River in the Song Dynasty, and sometimes I mentioned the fierce horses in the Yuan Dynasty...

Occasionally I mentioned the chaos of mountains and seas...

Bang bang bang bang!

The roller shutter door was knocked.

The two of them were shocked and woke up instantly.

Listening to the rough knock on the door, Master Ma didn't even ask, and shouted: "Xia Nan, go to bed, stop knocking."

"Stop lying to others. Your house is full of meat. What are you stealing? It smells so good... Good brothers are loyal, you can't eat alone." Xia Nan shouted.

After looking at Master Ma and Monk Jing Kong, they finally shook their heads and got up to open the door.

If it was someone else, the two of them would naturally ignore it.

But Xia Nan is different...

In their hearts, this girl was like a girl, and she liked her from the bottom of her heart and wanted to spoil her.

However, Taoist Ma seemed to be born with Xia Nan's horoscope, and any good words would easily lead to war when he was in his mouth. When he was with Xia Nan, he basically started to quarrel in three sentences and five sentences.

Monk Jingkong is always smiling, even if he is beaten by two people, so he is naturally suitable for mixing things, and being a good friend and having anger.

After opening the rolling gate, Xia Nan rushed in with a steadily step. He saw the meat in the pot and on the iron rack at a glance. After taking a strong breath, he asked curiously: "What kind of meat is this? Is this too fragrant?"

"Do you eat rat meat?" Master Ma replied.

Xia Nan gave him a blank look: "I have never seen a one-meter-long mouse when I am so old."

Master Ma laughed: "That's because you have long hair and short knowledge, big breasts and no brains... Uh, no chest and no brains. Are there few mice a meter long? You go to the rural toilet and squat, and from time to time there are big mice wandering in the cesspool in the toilet. If your tail is included, it is definitely one meter long."

If you change to other girls, you will have been disgusted for a long time, but Xia Nan has long been used to the mouth of Taoist Ma, so she ignored him and walked inside and ate meat.

Master Ma shook his head: "Hey, come uninvited, you are so thick-skinned."
Chapter completed!