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Chapter 35

With a shout, the sedan chair slowly landed on the ground, and the old woman hurriedly guided Xia Nan.

Xia Nan walked out of the sedan chair and found that he was standing on a high platform. He was taller than the people around him. After walking around, he found that there were still many strange things watching him, one by one...

Xia Nan thought it was fun, but in the end he looked at the platform on the other side.

There were more than a dozen people sitting there, and a white-haired man was sitting upright in the middle, looking at her with a smile at this moment.

Xia Nan knew that this was the so-called Fuyu Taoist.

"Hey, it looks better than in the portrait. He is also a Taoist, why is the gap so big? Why is that guy so ugly?" Xia Nan muttered in his heart, and a picture of a Taoist priest lifting up his skirt, revealing his long legs squatting on the curb to eat instant noodles.

Then she grinned and looked disgusted.

Taoist Fu Yu on the opposite side didn't know what Xia Nan was thinking, but he saw the other party looking at him with a disgusted look on his face, and he felt a little unhappy.

An old monster with cow horns next to him said, "Fellow Daoist Fu Yu, this girl doesn't seem to like you. Otherwise, let me be old cow."

Taoist Fu Yu snorted coldly, glared at him fiercely and said, "Shut up!"

The old monster Niujiao was not angry, leaned on the back of the chair and said, "I'm serious, you can buy the price at will."

Taoist Fu Yu ignored him, but opened his hands and said to Xia Nan like an emperor's guidance: "Xia Nan, this is the great gift of the furnace and cauldron I held for you. Are you satisfied?"

Xia Nan looked at Taoist Fu Yu with his eyes slanted and said, "Satisfied with your uncle!"

Taoist Fu Yu's smile froze.

Although the little demons below wanted to laugh, they didn't dare to laugh.

But there are more than a dozen old monsters on the platform who don’t care about so many, and they all laughed out loud, not giving Taoist Fu Yu any face.

Taoist Fu Yu snorted coldly and said, "As my furnace, I have given you enough glory. Are you still not satisfied?"

Xia Nan stood on her hips, took a deep breath, and directly started to recite the three-character classic of the Earth: "Satisfied with you mlgb, you little white face, why are you so white when you apply your face?

Do ducks sell their butts?

Am I satisfied?

Do you have the qualifications to satisfy me?

Can you find your little water gun in the bushes after taking off your pants in the bathroom?

satisfy……

I'm gonna be!

Such a delicate thing, what were you born for? Did you unlock the lock?

@#¥@%…”

A series of strange and unlimited insults sounded. At that moment, the birds on the entire mountain were so scared that they shut up and did not dare to say more.

The dozen or so little monsters who were spitting fire were also startled, so scared that they actually forgot to spit fire.

A group of old monsters on the platform were laughing a lot the moment before, and the next moment the classic swearing sound was so dark that they were yelling in their hearts, "I, talented, can you scold people like this... I have gained knowledge."

For a moment, these old monsters actually forgot to laugh.

As for Taoist Fu Yu, he was as if he was struck by lightning. The moment before, he was as energetic as a peacock with a peacock on his face, he was now like a drowned chicken with a basin of water. It was so ugly.

At this moment, the entire mountain can be said to be a slightest drop!

The old monsters who came to their senses couldn't help but laugh.

As a result, they smiled and attracted Xia Nan's attention.

Xia Nan raised his eyebrows, pointed at the old demon of bull horns and cursed: "You dead bull's nose, why are you laughing at? Where are you looking at? Just say you? It's black, are you so coal-like? "

The old demon of bull horns was stunned.

An elephant spirit on the side of him laughed.

Then Xia Nan's eyes turned to him. The elephant shivered and hurriedly said, "I'm white..."

Xia Nan said, "Don't talk if you are on your face."

puff!

A camel elf sprayed on the spot... Then he realized embarrassedly that Xia Nan looked at him!

The camel spirit quickly touched his nose, looked at his skin, and then picked up the teacup with great calmness and smiled: "Little girl, you have nothing to say in my body, right?"

Xia Nan rolled his eyes: "Why are your breasts growing on your back?"

Bang!

The teacup in the camel spirit's hand was smashed...

The next moment, the camel spirit roared: "Let go, I will kill her!"

If it weren't for the group of people next to him, this guy would have rushed up.

Then Xia Nan looked like a plague god, watching someone tremble!

Of course, she did not disappoint everyone. Anyone who was targeted by her would be scolded by her for being suspicious of life, and she was furious and wanted to kill people.

For a moment, the originally festive, lively, and serious furnace and cauldron gift suddenly became messy and furious...

"Enough!"

A roar was roared by Taoist Fuyu.

This roar was like thunder exploding from the ground, trembling everyone's ears buzzing.

Xia Nan was also shocked and sat on the ground, her face pale. Only then did she remember what she was facing.

Xia Nan glanced at the cliff beside him and thought to himself, "Stir, it seems that he will be farewell forever."

Taoist Fuyu looked at Xia Nan coldly and said, "It's really abominable to ruin the atmosphere of my furnace and cauldron gifts."

When Xia Nan heard this, she turned around and jumped down the platform!

When Xia Nan jumped, he was stunned. There was a big cauldron rolling with boiling water below!

"Damn... I just want to fall to death, I don't want to cook it!" Xia Nan screamed subconsciously... She was so unwilling.

If you are a girl, you love beauty, and Xia Nan is no exception.

Even if she dies, she wants to die as completely as possible, so she should not be so ugly.

But at the moment, this is probably the ugliest way to die.

At this moment, a white light flew over, holding Xia Nan and sending him to the high platform.

Before Xia Nan was shocked, he heard the voice of Taoist Fu Yu: "The auspicious time has not arrived yet, how can you let you do whatever you want? You have a look at her for me. If an accident occurs, you can make a fuss with him!"

When the two monsters next to him heard this, they trembled and stared at Xia Nan.

Xia Nan was stunned and looked at Fu Yu Taoist and said, "You... aren't you going to marry me? Are you going to cook me?"

Taoist Fu Yu looked at Xia Nan coldly and said, "You have so little hair on you, how could I look at you? Human figures are just for cultivation, otherwise who would be so ugly?"

As soon as these words came out, Xia Nan was stunned. She sat on the platform, her mind buzzing...

"My hairy little? I'm ugly? Hairy little is ugly? I... I... I... I'm damn you, an old bastard with hair!" Xia Nan murmured to himself.
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