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Chapter 16 Brother Erman's Distant Relatives (1)

The next day I slept until after nine o'clock, and I got up to practice. After drawing two talismans every day, I was exhausted for a while. At least I haven't tried to draw the third talisman until now, because I felt that not only wouldn't be able to draw the talisman, but people would easily burp and catch a cold.

If you spend less and get more, you can keep more money anyway, so it’s enough to spend a while, so save it slowly.

I packed up and prepared to go out to buy clothes. Brother Erman asked to go with me, but I refused. It was enough to wear enough clothes, and no one looked at the fancy dress.

"I'll transfer the money to you."

I didn't eat breakfast today. After Brother Xu and his sister-in-law finished breakfast, he took the initiative to wash dishes for the first time. After hearing me get up, he poked his head out of the kitchen and told me that the money had been paid.

I took out my phone with 50% battery power and saw Brother Xu transferring money to me on WeChat. After I collected the bill, I said to Brother Xu: "I'm going out to buy clothes."

"Go and go, talk about the price when you like, don't spend money randomly." Brother Xu told me.

I wasn't stupid when I thought about it: "I know, after washing, please ask Mr. Xin if he has time. I'll invite me to go out for dinner in the evening. Why do I say this is my first time making money?"

"Okay, I'll ask you, he may not have time recently." Brother Xu remembered my words, and his work was not stopped, and he was much more professional than me in his hand.

I put on my shoes and was about to leave the house and replied, "It's okay, just contact him, let's go."

“Slow down the road.”

"knew!"

I was wearing headphones and listening to music, and walked on the street with my hands in my top pocket. It was almost half past ten. It may be because of the National Day holiday. There were a lot of pedestrians on the street. Occasionally, I could see two couples kissing me. I didn’t treat us, the passing group, as outsiders at all.

"Tsk, this doesn't wrap your tongue off."

When I approached the gate of a shopping mall, I saw a couple kissing passionately and silently complaining.

Walking in the mall, I just found a casual person to sell clothes, bought a casual outfit, a work-wearing hooded jacket on the upper body, and a black casual pants on the lower body, which I gave myself to.

I spent less than five hundred yuan, bought two outfits for a set of clothes, changed back to my original clothes, and carried a shopping bag, I walked back while eating the grilled sausages.

I definitely don’t have to worry about shopping. Just wear black clothes and pay for the same amount, and I can’t keep up with the current trend.

When I walked back to the milk tea shop, I didn't go upstairs to sleep. I habitually leaned on the front desk chair, used a video player to play horror movies, put my legs on the table, and read novels with my mobile phone in my hand. In the true sense, the computer turned on was just to listen to a sound.

The stench of contemporary young people has been floating on me. If you can, you will be depressed. What kind of struggle is hard to fight? Although I am worried about the matter of the young lady, I have to be open to life. I died that day. I can go down and apologize to others, right? It’s not that there is no chance.

No one can tell the truth about life, but it’s not without a good person installing it in the box the next day.

I was so hungry that I could wait until the meal, so I started ordering takeout. It took a long time since I had a luxury takeout.

So I decided to buy a barbecue bibimbap, a fried chicken, and a bowl of Yang Guofu spicy hotpot.

Don’t ask me if I can eat it. If I can’t eat it, I will throw it away. If I have money and willfulness, I will be done.

I ordered takeaway and paid for it. I got up and changed the movie to the computer. The movie was so bad that the ending was another dream.

Why are you Zhou Gong? I'm watching your movie, are you here to interpret my dreams? It's better to go to Baidu if I ask you to interpret my dreams. All monsters and monsters can be released to make movies now, and I'm convinced.

After half an hour, all the takeaways arrived. I put the keyboard on the base of the computer, put three servings of food, and started to dry with the plastic spoon in the left hand and the disposable chopsticks in the right hand.

Sure enough, takeout is not resistant to eating. I still feel that I am not full if I eat spicy hot pot and barbecue. I tear off a big chicken leg and put it in my mouth to continue chewing.

"Himmer~"

I patted my bulging belly and burped. It took me so long to eat so indulge in this way. It doesn’t matter if I get fat.

Just as I was about to get up to make a cup of high-calorie milk tea, the store door was pushed open: "Is anyone here?"

"What's wrong? It's not business hours now, please come back in the evening." I said politely with my back to the door.

After hearing the voice of a little girl carefully, the girl said, "I don't buy anything, I'll find someone."

"Who are you looking for?" I made milk tea and turned around and sat on a chair.

The little girl said happily: "I'm looking for you! Oh, why are you getting fat again?"

"Gudu...gudu..."

I didn't care about the image and rinsed my mouth with milk tea. When I heard what the little girl said, I was so angry that I almost choked me to death with a mouthful of milk tea. All the liquid in my mouth was spit in. I didn't have time to clean up the spicy hot pot plastic bowl. I wiped the corners of my mouth with a tissue and slowly tried to regain my image and said, "Why are you here? Are you in good health?"

That’s right, the little comrade Xing Meng who has suffered from external obstacles.

Xing Meng smiled sweetly, showed her two little tiger teeth, and said in a slightly sincere tone: "I'm in good health, I'm here to thank you."

"Oh~ You're welcome. It's my responsibility to save people. The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. I understand everything." I said while throwing the wreckage of takeaway garbage into a large plastic bag.

After packing up the trash, I looked up at the girl's face and thought to myself that this little girl hadn't seen her for half a month, she was much fatter and had flesh on her face. I really wanted to pinch her.

"Ahem..."

Xingmeng coughed twice awkwardly, and her face turned red. It was obvious that she was shy when I was about to eat people.

"Ahem."

I coughed twice awkwardly, and Maliu retracted her gaze and lowered her head without saying a word.

"that……"

She tried to raise the topic and continue chatting with me.

"Will you... have something else?"

How can I let the girl take the initiative? Of course, I had to take the initiative to attack, silently reciting the tricks of flirting with girls taught by Brother Erman in my heart, but I couldn't say anything that made me feel slutty.

"No……"

Xingmeng shook her head.

"It's okay... Let's go quickly... It's quite dangerous not to wander outside alone in broad daylight."

My identity as a straight male patient with advanced cancer has been proven.

"Then you can't protect me in danger?"

Xingmeng let go of her reserve and was ready to lead the snake out.

But can my ten thousand-year-old single dog easily reconnect? So I replied: "No, I'm quite busy!"

"snort!"

Xingmeng stomped her feet and said coquettishly, turned around and left.

After that, I was so angry that I ran away. Why are you so unsatisfied? Who can’t say a few nice words?

I stroked my head and lowered my head to listen to her footsteps and cursed myself in my heart.

"Hey~ Fool!"

Unexpectedly, Comrade Xingmeng walked to the door of the store and turned back.

"What's wrong?"

I definitely can't let go of the opportunity to come back again.

"What is your WeChat account?"

"I don't know... the WeChat account was too complicated at the beginning and I didn't memorize it."

"Where is your QQ number?"

"QQ someone reported me to be involved in pornography, and I was frozen for QQ!"

"You always have a WeChat QR code."

"Some, but I won't do it."

"This is a hard time, give me your phone!"

"Okay, okay."

"Here, here I'll add you. Remember to agree, I'll leave."

"Bye-Bye!"

"Tsk! Bye!"

When Xingmeng walked out of the store, I held my phone in my hand and stared at the new WeChat friend interface, laughing wildly, and I only recovered from my senses until I was distracted.

God, have you opened your eyes?

Happiness comes so fuckingly suddenly!
Chapter completed!
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