well?

Why can't you move anymore?

There was the voice of the squad leader talking outside, and the squad leader seemed to be calling me.

I'm going to get up! I'm going to get up!

What's pressing me?

Get up and turn on, I'm going to get up!

boom!

Luo Xiaopang regained control of himself in a cold sweat, and his muscles and bones all over his body seemed to be not his, and he was extremely sore.

"Hu...ha...hu...ha..." Luo Xiaopang could see through the window that the sky outside was gradually lit up, and the breathing light on the mobile phone screen flashed and went out. After he turned on his phone, he found that it was already 5:30 in the morning, and there were dozens of unread messages from QQ, which were sent by his online dating partner.

Luo Xiaopang went to see it one by one, because he wanted to break up with him because he didn't reply a message all night.

Unfortunately, ** didn't hear it, Luo Xiaopang thought to himself. When he wanted to try to break up and send a message to someone else's QQ after listening, it was already a red exclamation mark. He entered the other party's space and saw that the other party's space was topped with a yellow diamond and a sad girl's net picture. The text he wrote was: After all, I took everything alone.

What about you? Luo Xiaopang deletes the dialog box.

"Give me the hot water card! I want to go to instant noodles!" The squad leader Zhao Tao didn't sleep all night, and was still so energetic. He shouted in the corridor early in the morning.

Luo Xiaopang rubbed his stomach and felt a little hungry. Fortunately, there was a bucket of instant noodles in the snacks I bought before. I borrowed a hot water card to soak the instant noodles. After all, children who don’t eat breakfast are not good children.

He took out a set of old-cooked pickled beef noodles from the big red plastic bag under his bed, walked out of the dormitory with his mobile phone in his left hand and instant noodles in his right hand.

During the military training of freshmen, each floor of the water room was pressed on a water heater, but you had to go to the cafeteria to pretend to be a water card. You could only use the water card to get the money by using the water card to get the hot water. The hot water in Xiaopang’s dormitory was stuck on the person who was going home, so you could only borrow it.

He followed Zhao Tao all the way to the water room. The squad leader had already unpacked the instant noodles, put the seasoning bag, and inserted the water card to put the hot water into the instant noodles.

"Squad leader!" Luo Xiaopang said hello warmly.

Zhao Tao smiled and said, "Little fat got up pretty early."

"Squad leader, can you lend me a hot water card?" Luo Xiaopang put his phone in his pocket and said to Zhao Tao.

Zhao Tao had already soaked hot water in a bucket of instant noodles. He picked up the foam and took a step back to give up the water supply position. The water card was inserted into the card machine and said to Xiaopang: "You use it, just send the card to our dormitory after you use it."

"Okay! Thank you, squad leader." Xiaopang honestly packed the instant noodles seasoning and added hot water.

At 5:30 in the morning, the aunt who cleaned the dormitory was not yet at work, and no one wiped the water stains on the floor of the water house.

The water stain seemed to be pulled by something, and it quickly flowed to Zhao Tao's feet. Zhao Tao happily raised his foot and walked forward. His other foot was inexplicably slipping because of the water. He raised his hands high to protect the instant noodles while falling backwards uncontrollably.

The original angle was that a bucket of instant noodles should have been sprinkled on the balcony and windows behind, but Zhao Tao subconsciously let go of his hands, and the instant noodles "float" towards Xiaopang's head in front at a strange angle.

Xiaopang was stunned and didn't react. He was about to reach out to stabilize Zhao Tao. He buckled a whole bucket of five-500 yuan and a half-series braised beef instant noodles on his head.

"Oh, darn!" The little fat man said with a squeak, hot water mixed with instant noodles, and vegetable buns that were not soaked in it, flowing out from the junction of the little fat man's head and the instant noodles bucket in groups of three or three.

The scalp was red after perming. Xiaopang did not take off the instant noodles bucket on his head as soon as possible, but jumped around and shouted loudly like the scene of an ordinary person being scalded.

The water stain that slipped Zhao Tao just happened to flow to the point where Xiaopang jumped and his legs were about to land. Unfortunately, the result was that his feet fell to the ground first with the toes, and he fell down hard along Zhao Tao's direction.

"Oh my god!" Zhao Tao saw such a huge creature covering his paradise, so he was stunned that he didn't even dodge. He forced himself to make up the 200 pounds of meat to hit him.

"Bang!" Zhao Tao completely knew what suffocation was at this moment. It was just like that when Sun Wuzhi was pressed to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain!

Zhao Tao obviously felt that he would not be able to get up in one breath. Today, he did not explode with potential and was in a stagnant room. He tried his best to shout heart-wrenchingly: "Hurry up... get up!"

"Ah? Oh oh!" The instant instant bucket above Xiaopang's head flew to Zhao Tao's head from the moment he fell down. There should be a lot of hot water in the bucket. Facing the overwhelming fat meat, Zhao Tao didn't pay much attention to this hot water.

Xiaopang supported the ground with both hands, and successfully stood up again with the floor and Zhao Tao's body. The instant noodles rolls on his head had already started to fall down, and there were still many broken threads intertwined with Xiaopang.

"Oh ~ You're going to crush me to death!" Xiaopang stood up and started to support Zhao Tao. Zhao Tao hugged Xiaopang's neck with his left hand, held the windowsill with his right hand, stepped forward with his left foot, stretched his right foot backward, and stood up like a cerebral thrombosis, wearing his instant noodles crown, which was quite funny.

Xiaopang felt sorry for Zhao Tao and said, "Squad leader, are you okay?"

"Fortunately, I practiced physical education when I was in junior high school. I had a good physique and could kill you in one go!" Zhao Tao was still bragging, but the hand holding the balcony turned into a hand that supported his old waist.

"Squad leader..." Xiaopang curled his lips and the little girl was about to cry.

Zhao Tao pretended to be angry and said, "Put off the water card and send it back to the dormitory!"

"Okay, squad leader." After Xiaopang pulled out the water supply card, he helped Zhao Tao, who was holding his left hand and limping, back to his dormitory.

The squad leader’s dormitory is opposite the 111th dormitory and Xiaopang’s dormitory 110, and the door numbers of the two dormitories are very hard.

"What a ha!" Xiaopang helped Zhao Tao into his dormitory. As soon as Zhao Tao entered the door, he obviously forgot what he had fallen. He even acted like a cheap man and was talking to the old man to scare the people in his dormitory.

There were three young men gathered together to smoke. After hearing what Zhao Tao in, he thought the old man had gotten up early to check the bed, so he hurriedly threw the unfinished cigarette into his bean shoes. How good can the treatment of bean shoes that cost 35 yuan per pair of bean shoes in the night market bean shoes? In a short while, the white smoke with smell of stinky feet came out from the body of the shoe.

The young man who threw the cigarette picked up half a bottle of mineral water and poured it into his shoes before he could barely extinguish a "fire".

"Oh my god, squad leader, why are you so bad?" Yesterday, Zhao Tao and Xiaopang's chest were pushed, and the young man nicknamed Xiaowei complained about Zhao Tao's behavior as soon as possible.

The guy who burns his shoes is nicknamed Xiao Si. Xiao Si blushed and scolded: "Zhao Tao, you are a turtle boy who lacks virtue for eight lifetimes! Pay me your shoes!"

"Go to the night market to buy you a pair!" Zhao Tao said indifferently, and then lay back on his lower bed, like a vegetable.

Seeing that Zhao Tao had nothing to do and could still make jokes, Xiaopang put his heart back and said, "Squad leader, you have nothing to do, I'll go back."

"Let's go, wash your clothes later, we're all in the instant noodle soup!" Zhao Tao didn't stop Xiaopang.
Chapter completed!