Chapter 7 The Great God and the Night Walk (4)
This time it was very fast. In less than three minutes, my sister-in-law stopped shaking.
"Old immortals, please tell me the residence in my hometown and throw it away." Brother Xu calmly smoked a cigarette, his tone was very scattered, and he didn't take the elder sister in red seriously.
I reached out and gently pinched his waist and asked, "What do you mean by these slanderous words?"
"I asked him where he came from, what's his name? If he didn't ask about these, how to talk about it next." Brother Xu took a sip of water to moisten his throat, and he might have to start vernacular again.
My sister-in-law's expression was very vivid at this time, but she was not a good old woman, a rural shrew, ready to curse the streets. She held her mouth first and then smiled contemptuously, and I wanted to give her a slap.
She just heard her ask back: "You don't know what I'm from there. What's my name? My name is Wang Cuilian."
Haha, your red clothes are not quite elegant, why are you still called this one? I was crazy about it. I thought to myself, but I didn't dare to express it. After all, she scared me.
Then my sister-in-law opened her unique triangle eyes, looked at us at forty-five degrees, laughing from time to time, looking down on us.
She can look down on me, can she look down on me, can I look down on me? My brother Xu is so big, do you dare to show off? It's shameless.
Brother Xu moved his butt to the left, keeping a distance of thirty centimeters from me, and he looked up at me with no need to worry about his own affairs and said, "Sister, this kid has seen you!"
Oh my god, you're so unreliable. If you say good friendship, how can you sell it?
My sister-in-law turned her eyes to me.
"Inside...inside, I..." I was at a loss.
"Hmph..." My sister-in-law said in a thunderous tone: "There are so many people who have seen me!"
Look at the arrogance of others. There are so many people who hate me. Who are you?
"Sister, what are you using?" Brother Xu took over the conversation.
My sister-in-law closed her eyes again and said slowly: "Come on a grass roll."
"Zhong." Brother Xu lit the cigarette that he had already pinched in his hand and handed it over.
After my sister-in-law took a few sips, Brother Xu continued to speak: "What's the matter with you here?"
"I want to go to the hall."
"Ah?" Brother Xu deliberately pretended to be stupid.
"What are you? I won't go to your house. I like her." My sister-in-law patted her thighs fiercely.
"Okay. You can discuss the matters in your back hall by yourself. Just discuss and understand it. Let's not take up your body." Brother Xu said.
The eldest sister in red also understood what it meant, so she took a few puffs of cigarettes and burped, and stopped talking.
I have seen the dance master before. If the master hiccups, it means that the possessed "immortal family" has followed this tone.
But this burp is like not eating enough to eat, and it is really a fussy made out of thin air, and a burp goes down loudly.
"It's over?" I was very calm this time.
Brother Xu walked to his sister-in-law in advance, helped her, and signaled me to come over to help, and helped her on the kang.
My sister-in-law quickly recovered and asked weakly: "What time is it?"
I turned on my phone and looked at the time on the screen: "It's 5:30 pm."
"I'm hungry, it's time to have a meal." My sister-in-law rubbed her stomach.
Brother Xu later told me that after dancing the gods, the human body will be very weak and hungry for a short period of time.
"Okay, let's go, eat, eat barbecue, can you?"
"OK."
Just clean up the house and wipe the kang clean, place pots and pans in the kitchen, and spread the bedding on the bed.
I led the way to a well-known barbecue restaurant in the city. It was delicious and not expensive. After a meal of Haisai, Brother Xu tricked me into drinking three bottles of big green sticks.
So I drank too much. The wine of Big Green Bandzi is much stronger than other series of Harbeer series. It feels even rougher than the old snow in Chenyang that I drank later. The wine is strong. Generally, I only have four of them. I don’t know why, three of them are more. On the other hand, this guy didn’t drink it in one sip and tricked me into drinking three bottles.
It was already eight o'clock after dinner, so Brother Xu insisted on finding an Internet cafe to surf the Internet all night and continued to fight his counterattack. After the meal, my sister-in-law saw that her body recovered a lot, but she did not object.
I took them to a nearby Internet cafe, and he also specially opened a private room. There were five computers in the private room, which were used to open a black room.
I don’t play, I want to sleep. There is also a very large sofa in the private room that can lie down and sleep.
One of them sat on the e-sports chair and the other was fighting against the counter-war, and the other watched zombie movies. I fell asleep within three minutes after lying on the sofa.
"Brother, get up and eat something."
My sister-in-law patted my shoulder, and I woke up from my sleep, watching her sister-in-law standing in front of me with a box of grilled cold noodles.
I was indeed a little hungry, rubbed my eyes, said thank you and took it.
I first took a bite of the flour sausage in the grilled cold noodles, and then wanted to continue eating it.
"Oh, sister-in-law, why are you still standing here?" I lowered my head to eat and could see my sister-in-law's calves from the bottom of my eyes.
I tied a piece of baked cold noodles with a wooden stick in my left hand. I was about to put it in my mouth, but the saliva that I swallowed was trapped by my own mouth. I lowered my head and coughed.
When I was raising my head, the noodles on the wooden sticks that were attached turned into white maggots, and a few of them had already started to crowd and squirm with each other, and fell down on my pants.
I bit off half of the flour in the bowl and turned into a large black silkworm cocoon, and there was still a thick black slurry at the break.
"Eat, don't be afraid, this is all delicious." The skinny big hand that was peeling off the surface of the skin reached over and stroked my head.
I suppressed the rolling in my stomach and looked at the "sister-in-law" standing in front of me
My sister-in-law had long changed her appearance, turning into a skeleton wearing a red wedding dress, and there were several extra-large cockroaches crawling around in the empty eye holes of the skeleton.
The skeleton hand that originally touched my head passed through a purple-black snake from my shoulder.
The big snake snatched the snake letter and climbed onto me, circled around my neck, and strangled my neck hard.
The pain is so real, I want to pull it off with both hands.
Unfortunately, the more I touched the cold snake body, the tighter it became.
"Ah...ah!" I shouted heart-wrenchingly, but I could only make a little noise.
The skeleton's bone hand slid across my face, and then his mouth began to slap, and a sound came out: "I was still a sister in my life. I had never tasted the taste of a man. The resentment after death made me unable to see the direction clearly, so I could only surround myself in one place. Now I can finally taste it."
"Empty as the law order! Break!" Brother Xu's voice suddenly rang out, and I didn't care about what he called Taoist orders and fell to the ground.
"Brother, are you okay?" Brother Xu easily knocked away the big skeleton with one move, and the snake wrapped around my neck disappeared.
I coughed violently, greedily inhaled the air, and the pleasure of rebirth after the disaster was so good.
"Oh, Xin'er, look, I don't seem to be right." Brother Xu had just finished a burst mode and took off his headphones and looked at me sleeping on the sofa behind him.
My sister-in-law paused the horror movie and then said to Brother Xu: "I seem to hear him calling your name."
Chapter completed!