In this way, four hours passed quickly while taking out the garbage and picking up the garbage.

Wang Jian said goodbye to the old man and ran back to his two-bedroom and one-living apartment as fast as possible.

The apartment was as chaotic as ever, and the garbage all over the place.

From Al's room, there was a smell of leaves coming from time to time.

Wang Jian shook his head helplessly.

In New York, apartments that only cost $500 a month cannot be too much.

He silently returned to his room, turned on the desk lamp, and began to translate the Chinese manuscript of "I am a Great Master" he wrote yesterday.

The protagonist cannot call Wu Lai, and he has no sense of substitution.

Wang Jian bit the pen and thought about his name.

Just call it Mike, the most common name in the movie and TV series is like anyone around you.

The boss of hell can't be called Lucifer. He is not as famous as Satan, so he is called Satan.

The name of the god...it's better to be the god.

Religious elements can't afford to offend.

There is no problem with splitting and crossing at the beginning, but sweet potatoes seem to be out of place.

Sweet potatoes in the United States are not cheap.

If it is replaced by corn, Americans cannot do without corn.

Even tacos are the most widely used snacks, and are known as the two snack giants in film and television dramas, together with donuts.

Well, the casting system.

Do you need to use magic nets in the Dragon and Dungeon system to cast spells?

Wang Jian flipped out the Chinese manuscript.

Forget it, there are too many changes to it.

Moreover, the system of Dragons and Dungeons is too complicated and there are too many people who know it.

If there is any mistake, you will be criticized.

The otakus had no less fundamentalism than religious fanatics in the Dungeon and Dungeon system.

Directly cast spells without magic nets.

The description of female characters must also be changed.

What kind of slim figure is not good at all.

Although supermodels and other things have flat figures, Volkswagen's aesthetics are still full of breasts and fat buttocks.

Wang Jian thought about the holy angel with big breasts and big buttocks...

Why is the style of painting so strange?

Forget it, that's it.

In order to make money, integrity, etc., I grit my teeth and lose it.

By the way, we have to take into account both race issues.

Among the twelve beauties collected by the protagonist, they must include Asian, African, white, and Latin American...

Do Indians want it?

Want it!

No one dares to criticize himself for this.

Finally, when the protagonist becomes the strongest and is named "Demon King", it is best to add another noble title.

Don’t look at the Americans who criticize the old European nobles for being so good, they are actually envious!

Haven't seen the Queen of England, have Princess Diana countless fans?

Even the Norwegian princess and other things have been watched by countless people.

Finally, set up a secret organization, such as Freemasonry.

Perfectly fit the American g-spot.

A poor man who grew up in a slum was struck by lightning and traveled through another world.

As a result, I couldn't afford to eat other fresh fruits and could only eat cheap corn foods and became a golden finger.

Fight against the gods in another world and kick Satan.

Accept all beauties of all races and then become the highest-level nobles.

Then he became a member of the Freemason, silently determining the direction of the world behind him.

The whole process was full of counterattacks from the loser, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, beating the young and old, my life is up to me, so don’t bully the young and poor all kinds of tricks.

Overall, it's so cool.

Of course, it is on the premise of throwing away your brain.

But maybe.

Now, many people in the United States believe that 2000 is the end of the world.

They have their brains and may not feel that they are very wise.

Not to mention the elite class, just talk about the lower class people Wang Jian himself has come into contact with, mysticism is rampant and his education is very average.

Although I have also entered school and studied.

But as far as the educational level of public schools is concerned, it’s better not to mention it.

After Wang Jian made some major changes, he read it again.

Uh, why do you feel so tempted to vomit?

He scratched his head and looked at the manuscript and started to laugh and cry.

At this time, something came from Al's room.

Two black guys walked into Wang Jian's room with leaves.

"Hey, brother."

"Long time no see, where are you?" Wang Jian naturally replied in his heart.

Well, it feels so familiar...

"What's wrong?" He turned his head and looked at the two black men.

"I heard that you are Chinese. Do you know how to kung fu? That's it, hey ha!"

They said, posing a Jeet Kune Do starting move.

The Kung Fu of the God tm.

Wang Jian was speechless for a moment.

However, looking at the two obviously excited black men, he didn't know what to say.

Suddenly, he thought of translating one-third of the manuscript, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind.

"I don't know how to kung fu, but I like kung fu novels." Wang Jian said: "I used the routine of kung fu novels to write a magic novel. Can you please help me?"

I saw two black guys looking at each other with a look of distress. After looking at each other, they said, "But we don't like reading, let's try to see... This is in the name of kung fu novels."

I was so excited that I could still look embarrassed.

This requirement may be difficult for them.

Wang Jian sighed in his heart and handed over the translated part.

Then they watched them walk out of the bedroom with cigarettes, sit on the sofa in the living room and watch.

Wang Jian turned his head and then translated.

Fortunately, the whole book of "I Am a Great Master" is only more than 400,000 words, not like the novels that often take millions of words in later generations.

Otherwise, Wang Jian would really kneel down.

The vocabulary of Chinese is too rich, and all kinds of words that can only be understood but not expressed in words, so that he, who usually speaks more slang than written words, can pull his hair straight.

For example, the protagonist quotes various ancient poems from time to time to express his homesickness.

What dreams do you know that you are a guest...

How can this be translated into a B-shaped and meaningful way?

Forget it, forget it.

Translated as, just return to Earth after dreaming.

Just a cool article, don't have such high requirements.
To be continued...