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1502 Liu Jian has indeed grown into a standard last emperor

It has to be said that over the years, Liu Jian has indeed grown into a standard last emperor.

Therefore, he has done a lot of absurd things recorded in history that the last monarch and the emperor have done, except that he dared not kill anyone under the threat of the criminal law of the Wei Empire.

Some things were not only unexpected by Guo Peng, but also by Guo Jin.

For example, in order to meet his needs, more than 200 bedrooms were built in the Shanyang Gong Mansion, which covers a large area. People were arranged to clean every day and keep it clean, just to facilitate Liu Jian's interest at any time and anywhere, and to enjoy it by pushing open the door anytime and anywhere.

It is said that Liu Jian was in a state of interest and wanted to enjoy a woman. As a result, the guards carried the woman and searched for a long time to find the room, which made Liu Jian lose his interest. Xie Huo was very angry and then punished his slaves heavily.

After being punished, the slaves were very scared and discussed with each other what to do to avoid being punished.

The key to the problem is that when Liu Jian was intrigued and where was he?

So a clever slave suggested that he simply build a bedroom in all places where Liu Jian might wander in Shanyang Gong Mansion.

Purchase some materials to dress up, and then send someone to clean it every day. In this way, no matter where Liu Jian is, he can enjoy it anytime and anywhere as long as he is in the Shanyang Gong Mansion, and everyone will not be punished.

Anyway, the cost of Shanyang Gong Mansion is almost unlimited, and it doesn’t matter whether they can make a lot of money or not. Wouldn’t it be nice to have some money from it?

Everyone was impressed by this clever cleverness.

So there were more than 200 bedrooms in Shanyang Gong Mansion.

This major project was completed soon, and Liu Jian was very happy. After hearing that the person who had the idea came up with his ideas, he specially rewarded the person who had the idea.

Then Liu Jian let himself go even more. As long as he likes him, he is not a partner he can't afford to offend. Whether he gets married or not, Liu Jian will go.

Such behavior brought a lot of public opinion pressure to the Shanyang Gong Mansion, and also made some men very unhappy.

My wife was tortured by Liu Jian and they were cuckolded. How could I swallow her tone?

They collectively sued the officials.

The county magistrate did not dare to take care of it and pushed the matter to the Prime Minister of Shanyang, who was responsible for supervising the Duke of Shanyang.

The Prime Minister of Shanyang had a headache and reported the news to the capital, but there were no instructions.

Guo Peng was busy fighting with his ministers, seizing power, and carrying out world changes, and he didn't care about what happened in Shanyang Country.

In fact, the spies in Linzi Camp who were planted in Shanyang Gong's Mansion have reported to him many times about the ridiculous things that Liu Jian did, and Guo Peng also privately felt that this was inappropriate.

However, due to his political situation, Liu Jian's political symbols, and some political demands, he chose to ignore Liu Jian's actions and let Liu Jian do whatever he wants.

As long as he does not involve politics and military affairs, he will give whatever he wants and will not limit his pursuit of indulgence.

Guo Peng also symbolically persuades the annual congratulations, and has never had any substantial restrictive actions, which undoubtedly helped Liu Jian's arrogance.

So later, the married woman or the woman who planned to betroth a good family did not dare to get close to Shanyang Gong Mansion. She moved as far as she could. Can't she afford to offend her?

It's funny to say that these people are close to the Shanyang Duke Mansion. They were originally [who cares about the Han Dynasty], thinking about getting closer to the last symbol of the Han Dynasty.

As a result, after giving Liu Jian such a toss, everyone felt that their loyalty had been ruined and they could not avoid it in anger.

But, some people are completely disappointed and discouraged by Liu Jian, some are willing to sell their daughters for honor.

Many people who are interested in hearing that Liu Jian likes women and likes to do whatever they want, but they still want as much money as possible, so they want to sell their daughter or simply give their wife to Liu Jian in exchange for financial benefits.

In their opinion, their wives and daughters are the same as the goods in their hands, and they have prices. If they can sell them at a good price, why not?

What's more, the other party is someone who has been an emperor. Wouldn't this be related to the former emperor?

I heard that Emperor Guo is very kind to Liu Jian, and this will bring many benefits!

So a group of shameless bastards began to send their wives and daughters to Liu Jian in different ways, and let Liu Jian enjoy it in different ways.

If Liu Jian doesn't like him, they will even blame their wives and daughters for not working hard enough to seduce Liu Jian, and beat and scold him.

If you want to say that Liu Jian is generous, he is not short of money. He will not force his wife to finish sleeping after seeing a good-looking woman. Instead, he will discuss with the families of these women, buy and give money.

He also felt that these women could buy them with money. If they were satisfied, they would buy them with money, just like buying a fun gadget.

If a woman is happy to serve him and find him a lot of fun and new fun, he will also spend a lot of money to reward the woman.

After a long time, let alone men who want money are attracted by the incest, many women who pursue enjoyment are willing to devote themselves to Liu Jian and willing to be his concubine.

They wanted to serve him happily in exchange for financial gain.

As long as you make Liu Jian happy and let him vent his desires comfortably, you can be rich and spend money with great care. How simple and easy is this?

And I feel very happy, right?

So they found all kinds of strange books, practice ways to make men happy, and constantly developed various gameplay to serve Liu Jian, making Liu Jian floating like he was floating on the clouds.

These women gradually sank into the Shanyang Duke's Mansion and went to Wushan with Liu Jian, with endless happiness.

The men who sell women for glory also gain huge economic benefits and sink into boundless happiness together.

They spilled money frantically, fell into endless luxury and enjoyed, completely forgetting time and reality.

While the entire Wei Empire was undergoing huge political changes, Liu Jian and his women were still living in drunkenness and dreaming of death.

Shanyang Duke Mansion is like a hard reef in the great waves of the times. No matter how the waves hit, they remained unmoved.

Extremely strong.

Gradually, Liu Jian’s absurd things and the absurd things in his Shanyang Duke’s Mansion were compiled into jokes and spread in the streets and alleys of Shanyang Kingdom, and in the wineries and hotels.

And with the footsteps of business travelers, these jokes gradually spread to Luoyang.

After it was spread to Luoyang, it spread from Luoyang to all parts of the country. So people across the country learned about Liu Jian's ridiculous thing that made the emperor. They used it as jokes and topics for conversation after dinner, and also made up countless derivative stories.

GHS has a market in any era.

It would be too difficult to rely on ordinary people who only know how to recognize words to understand any great principles, but it would be easy to learn some of the content and skills of GHS without a teacher and learn very quickly.

I can't remember a piece of article. After listening to an interesting joke about Liu Jian, I remember it more firmly than my birthday. I went home and retelled it to my wife. It was word-of-word. The two of them hid in the quilt and smiled and shivered.

About twelve years of Yande, Liu Jian's ridiculous jokes became the most famous jokes in Luoyang's tavern market, and thus a profession was born - a storyteller.

A storyteller who tells Liu Jian’s ridiculous jokes in the wine shop.

When the guests were full of food and drink, they spoke Liu Jian's jokes vividly and shamelessly. When they were excited, they immediately performed live without real-life performances. The special movements and gameplay described in the jokes made the guests happy.

When the guests are happy, they give money to rewards. The storytellers who get the money say more exciting and obscene, and there are more and more non-physical performances. Therefore, more and more storytellers and jokes are found in this type of storytellers and jokes.

They can make up jokes that Liu Jian has done or that he has never done, and can learn from it and diverge their thinking.

Only at this level can ordinary people get infinite jumps, and they can't stop jumping even when they jump outside the sky.

Not only limited to Liu Jian's jokes, storytellers have also developed many other jokes, such as GHS, and some normal interesting jokes, and gradually developed from short stories to serialized stories in a medium.

This kind of after-dinner story is becoming more and more popular, spreading throughout the streets and alleys of Luoyang, greatly enriching the leisure time for ordinary people after-dinner.

Of course, what everyone is most interested in is Liu Jian’s ridiculous jokes. Liu Jian returned to the public eye in this way.

The common people of this era have no national hatred.

They did not have any sense of belonging to the Han Empire. For them, the Wei Empire replaced the Han Empire just changed a ruler, and they would be ruled if they were replaced.

In comparison, they prefer the Wei Empire, which allows them to have a full stomach and live a stable life, rather than the Han Empire, which struggles to survive all day long.

Therefore, they had a little respect for Emperor Guo, and they were extremely joking about Emperor Liu.

But this is not the case with the bureaucrats of the ruling class.

Liu Jian’s jokes are so widely spread among the people that they cannot not know.

They also know, and whenever there is a particularly good new joke among the people, they always know the content immediately.

Many people find it very bad.

Especially those who have been Han ministers think that the monarch they once served is such a person, and they really have no face to admit that they were once Han ministers.

They had submitted a statement to suggest that Guo Peng limit the spread of such jokes, and felt that this did not respect the last generations of the previous dynasty, but Guo Peng ignored them.

So the storyteller career developed like this.

Liu Jian himself knew about this.

At that time, people around him mentioned this matter to him and thought that they should tell Guo Peng and restrict the slander of some people.

But Liu Jian's brain circuit is quite clear, and he is not ashamed but proud.

He thought that people were circulating his stories because they envied him.

"Let them spread it. When they listen to my story, they can only imagine but not really do it. But I am enjoying it. So many beautiful women rack their brains and use various techniques to serve me. Wouldn't they be so gloomy? Hahahahahaha!"

Liu Jian raised his wine glass and laughed proudly while drinking.

Are people mocking him?

No, it’s obviously ridiculed on the surface, but it’s actually very envious!
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