Chapter 522: Fool Chen Xuanzang
"Boy, you have been watching for almost a quarter of an hour. If you like watching monkeys so much, buy me a peach." The lying monkey suddenly spoke out and said to Lin Qianjun.
At this moment, Lin Qianjun couldn't help but sigh at the methods of those chess players.
What does killing monkeys and hearts mean? Isn’t that all?
"Okay." Lin Qianjun nodded.
I used the payment watch to scan the payment code next to it, and then I directly purchased ten Lingtao worth ten thousand yuan.
The next moment, ten peaches filled with spiritual energy fell from the side and were placed in a funnel beside the monkey.
As long as it wants to eat, one will fall off by pressing the button.
"Oh, I'm still a big shot!" The monkey said in surprise, and then pressed the button and caught the falling Lingtao and started eating.
It seems to have accepted such a fate, and is even taking the initiative to please tourists and seek rewards.
Although this situation is still humiliating, it is at least much better than drinking copper juice and taking iron pills.
"Do you want to go out?" Lin Qianjun asked.
"Guess who did you say this to me?" The monkey said to Lin Qianjun expressionlessly while eating peaches: "I don't understand why you want to save me like this, nor do you understand where you admire and love me, but if you make a mistake, you have to accept punishment. This is understandable.
In a short while, a monk named Tang Sanzang would come to save me. As long as I go to Lingshan in Xiniu Hezhou with him, I can work in a public institution. In the future, it will be considered as a member of the staff.
My old grandson heard the story of seeking the scriptures in the West, and I almost had a calluse in my ears. I could become a Buddha by paddling. This is not a difficult thing to accept, and you don’t have to worry about.
If you have met your idol, leave. I wish you a happy life!!!”
Lin Qianjun was amused by the words of the monkey.
Obviously, it has matured a lot and learned a lot in the past five hundred years since being suppressed.
It buried its unruly deep into its heart. Now it may not feel difficult for it to face the 100,800 miles of road.
Lin Qianjun waved his hand and said, "Goodbye."
Immediately, Lin Qianjun turned around and walked out.
The monkey stared at Lin Qianjun's departure back, and thoughtful emotions appeared in his eyes.
....
On the other side.
Lin Qianjun left the Two Realms Mountain and returned directly to the Tang Kingdom.
Since the monkey is like this, he thought it would be better to go and see the monk again. If possible, it would be impossible to use his hand to get involved in this game of chess.
In the Tang Dynasty, Chen Xuanzang's reputation was quite famous.
The player has spread his story to everyone's knowledge.
Everyone knows that he is the reincarnation of the Buddha's disciple. One day in the future, he will receive the robes given by Guanyin, carry the task of obtaining scriptures in the West, and go to the place of Lingshan.
Because the spread range is a bit wide, and the strangeness of the player Yi Ren is worth talking about.
So even Chen Xuanzang himself thought so, and Emperor Tang was fooled by certain players.
Therefore, although Chen Xuanzang has not had any magic power to practice, he still became the emperor's brother of the Tang Emperor. When he was only twenty years old, he hosted dozens of famous water and land Dharma fairs, and served as the abbot of Ci'en Temple in Chang'an City. He is a famous monk.
It can be said that he has gained fame at a young age.
But the only problem is that as a very famous monk, he has no powerful mysterious means except for reciting sutras.
When the other monks recite a scripture, they will use their magic power to condense two golden lotus to show their strength. What's more, they can directly cleanse other people's hearts and heal their bodies.
Chen Xuanzang's chanting of scriptures will only make people sleepy and even feel noisy.
This is completely inconsistent with the title of his eminent monk.
If it weren't for the Tang Emperor and a group of strange people who endorsed him, no one would have believed his specialness.
In fact, to this day, Chen Xuanzang himself is a little suspicious whether those strangers have recognized the wrong person.
Unfortunately, he is difficult to beat the tiger, and the fake must be taken as real, otherwise he will feel that he will die well.
Crouching in the Zen room, Chen Xuanzang couldn't help but frown when he looked at the golden body of the Buddha in front of him.
Logically speaking, those five hundred years should have arrived, but why hasn’t the Bodhisattva come to see him yet?
He is now twenty-five years old. For a while, his qi and blood are declining. How can he go to the West to obtain scriptures?
I'm afraid I can't walk anymore.
Unfortunately, his physique is special and his cultivation is ineffective. He misses as much as the magic medicine. Otherwise, with the enthusiasm of those strange people, he could just use a strand of hair to replace the celestial immortal Taoist fruit. Why should he worry about his longevity?
"You can see that you seem a little confused?"
Lin Qianjun appeared behind Chen Xuanzang and said lightly.
Chen Xuanzang shivered, then turned around and said, "Donor, I know you strangers don't take the ordinary path, but can you knock on the door before coming here?"
"Sorry, why don't I go out and knock on the door before coming in?" Lin Qianjun said.
"Forget it, this is my physical examination certificate in the Tang Dynasty laboratory. This is my soul gene analysis certificate, my cultivation talent test certificate, and my spiritual medicine absorption reaction data..." Before Lin Qianjun asked, Chen Xuanzang took out a large stack of proof materials from his cassock, and then he said: "Donor, Tang Monk's meat really cannot live forever, and it cannot increase his cultivation. This is just a rumor. You should read more news about the Tang Dynasty. Now is a world of science. In addition, eating human flesh is really against ethics."
Lin Qianjun looked at Tang Seng with three points of sympathy in his eyes. It was obvious that the players tortured him to a great extent.
"I'm not here to eat Tang Seng's meat, don't worry." Lin Qianjun said.
When Chen Xuanzang heard this, his eyes suddenly became strange.
If the stranger who came to find him in this way, if he hadn't been to eat his meat, he would have coveted his beauty.
I don’t know who promoted him as the most beautiful monk in the Tang Dynasty. Now from time to time, some female donors come to him to return to secular life.
Some of the female donors are really beautiful, charming, cute. If it weren't for his strong Buddha heart, he would have been moved long ago.
But it would be fine if it was just a female donor. The problem is that some male donors actually came to join in the fun, and the strange people among them were particularly enthusiastic.
In addition to their unique methods, Chen Xuanzang almost lost his innocence several times, so that now he must be within the monitoring range when going to the toilet.
"Donor, my Zen room is monitored. You can't do anything randomly. There are also a few golden arhats in our Ci'en Temple..." Chen Xuanzang looked at Lin Qianjun with some timidity.
Lin Qianjun covered his forehead with his hands, and endless waves appeared in his heart.
He really didn't know how to complain about this style.
Lin Qianjun took a deep breath and said, "Mr. Chen, you misunderstood. First of all, I have no idea of eating Tang Monk's meat, nor have any special thoughts about you. I came here just to take you to the West to obtain the scriptures."
"Sir? Are you the Bodhisattva's messenger?" Chen Xuanzang asked in confusion.
Lin Qianjun thought for a while and then replied: "You can understand this way."
Chen Xuanzang said: "I don't doubt you, sir. The main reason is that there are many related fraud cases recently. I wonder if you can show you the proof given by the Bodhisattva? If it is feasible, it's best to let the Bodhisattva talk to me about the video, or take me to the Zizhu Forest of the South China Sea to meet her."
Lin Qianjun raised his eyebrows. This monk was quite conscious of fraud prevention.
With a thought, Lin Qianjun directly sent a message to Chen Xuanzang and said, "Chen Xuanzang, at this point, do you still believe that the Bodhisattva will come to you?"
Hearing the sound, Chen Xuanzang's expression remained unchanged, but there were countless waves churning in his heart.
He actually felt that he was not the person the Bodhisattva was looking for. After all, so many things have proved that he was a completely mortal waste.
Moreover, he has not waited for the Bodhisattva to give him new sets. It is obvious that the Yiren and Emperor Tang and others made a mistake.
But the problem is that he is in a difficult position.
If exposed, how should he survive?
"Don't say anything irrelevantly, it's just that time has not come." Chen Xuanzang responded in his heart.
"Others don't know, don't you know it yourself? I'll give you a chance now. I'll take you to the Two Realms Mountains to reveal the Buddhist posts for the monkey, and then do the tricks and go to the West to obtain the scriptures. I will protect your safety throughout the journey and guide you until you successfully obtain the scriptures. As long as you get the scriptures and lend them to me to see them." Lin Qianjun said in a voice transmission.
"The donor was joking. Some strange people once took me to the Buddha's post to try it, but I couldn't reveal it at all. It seems that the sentence of the divine monkey is not enough, and it is not until the day of obtaining the scriptures." Chen Xuanzang responded in his heart.
Lin Qianjun saw that Chen Xuanzang was moved, but he didn't believe it because he didn't take out the corresponding chips.
Otherwise, why would Chen Xuanzang respond to him in this way? Just call the Arhat in Ci'en Temple directly.
"I have a way to remove the Buddha's sticker. Just accompany me for a while. If you can't remove it, you can make a decision at that time." Lin Qianjun said in a voice.
Just a Buddhist post, Lin Qianjun only needs to use idealistic power to change the settings and can be easily removed, and there is no need to be so troublesome at all.
"Amitabha, it seems that the donor is indeed an envoy sent by the Bodhisattva." At this time, Chen Xuanzang's eyes seemed to have a flash of enlightenment, and he said with emotion on his face.
It is obvious that he is doing this for outsiders to see.
Over the years, Chen Xuanzang has not learned anything else, but in terms of acting skills, he can be said to be perfect.
Lin Qianjun nodded calmly and said, "Master Xuanzang, soon we will go to the Two Realms Mountain to uncover the Buddha's post, and then lead the divine monkey back to Chang'an to ask the Emperor Tang. What do you think?"
"Then I'll trouble the messenger." Chen Xuanzang nodded.
Afterwards, Chen Xuanzang used the intelligent communicator to notify the four golden arhats of Ci'en Temple, and put on a series of equipment customized by him from the players, the monk shoes of the gods walking thousands of miles, the five Buddha crowns of Prajna, the Zen Staff of the Enlightenment, and other equipment. He set out with Lin Qianjun and headed to the Two Realms Mountain.
To be honest, with Chen Xuanzang's equipment and four LV90 golden arhats, Lin Qianjun felt that he could actually get back the scriptures if he wanted a monkey.
The movements of several people set out were not hidden, but this was not the first time Chen Xuanzang went to Liangjie Mountain to try to unveil the Buddhist post, so it did not alarm too many people.
Players and most people think that Chen Xuanzang will still fail. After all, Guanyin Bodhisattva did not come to send newbie equipment. Chen Xuanzang successfully opened the Buddhist post in this way, which obviously does not conform to the legendary story.
Of course, the premise is that there is no Lin Qianjun in it.
Chapter completed!