Chapter 99 Raised a Monster
"Kneel down and say I love you! Otherwise my shuriken will shoot through your ass!"
As soon as Fu Jiang returned to the living room, he heard a man's voice, and his legs almost fell down.
"I love you……"
"It's not affectionate enough!" the man continued to yell.
"I love you~~"
"Hahaha...you can get out. Before I regret it, don't let me see your stinky face in this life, Bichi!"
"Thank you for your forgiveness..."
Puchi...
"Hahahaha! I've regretted it!"
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"Hey, hey, don't show the children the weird TV when eating! Risa!" Tooe roared.
"She wants to see what she wants to see... she can't even stop her." Risa spread her hands helplessly.
"Is there no health program suitable for children? Cats and mice? Children are learning things, don't teach them badly." Fu Jiang touched Yu Xin's head, who was squatting in front of the TV and watching with relish.
Risa had already tied up her long hair and combed it into a pair of ponytails.
"Mommy!!! Don't leave Ah Xin behind!"
Yu Xin suddenly sniffed, smelled something, and turned around and hugged Fu Jiang's legs.
"Nani! Have you received nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium from this thing that has grown up with Jinke? Damn it can speak! He even called me mommy!" Fu Jiang was shocked.
"Dad already knows that he is wrong, he never dares to go out and fool around again! Mommy, come back quickly!" Yu Xin hugged Fu Jiang's thighs in tears.
"Nani! Which drama is the plot in this!" Fujiang roared, and the next second he continued the plot:
"Let that bastard get out of the bad guy, I already have a richer man! Stay here and live a life of eating crumbs with him!"
"Nani! I actually got it!" Sanmaru roared.
"Ah! I can't help but get through every family... Is this maternal love?" Fujiang touched his chin.
"How can you play like this!!!" Risa roared.
"Mommy! We can't live without you! If you insist on leaving, then stay with us forever! Oula!" Yu Xin suddenly looked crazy, and raised his hands in a backward posture, giving Fu Jiang a neck-broken hug.
A big hole appeared on the floor of Fugaku's house.
Knock... Fujiang's neck was folded at a strange angle.
"Ahhhhh... my neck is broken!!!" Risa grabbed her hair and screamed in fear.
"The last movie was played with "headless resentment wife"!!!" Sanmaru said in horror.
"Bastard... what did you guys show her..." Toojiang was twitching all over, and a stream of eternal blood left by Uzumaki Otsuki began to quickly repair his neck.
But this girl is very strong!
It's not a pity that it's Uzumaki Otsutsuki's child.
Suddenly, the follow-up plot of the TV series just now came from the TV set.
"Say goodbye to my boots! Bichi!"
Puff, headshot.
Yu Xin suddenly turned his head, looked down at Fu Jiang, raised a strange curve on the corner of his mouth, and raised his delicate little feet: "Say goodbye to my boots! Bichi!"
"Bridged bean sack!!!" Fujiang's eyes widened and he looked out: "Illusion: Actually, I am you... Dad!!"
Large pieces of childhood memory were instilled into Yu Xin's empty mind.
Yu Xin stood there for a while, holding her feet up.
"Dad compare!!!" Yu Xin burst into Fu Jiang's arms, and his little fist hit Fu Jiang's chest like a giant hammer.
"Puff...hello...much barrel...puff..." Fu Jiang vomited blood.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Dad! Today is Friday, "Swaying Beach" is available for new release! Let's go buy it together!" Yu Xin looked at Fu Jiang with hope.
"Ah... Wavey Beach wasn't a comic that I serialized when I was young? It's been closed for many years... Dad likes to watch "Rebirth of Cloud Hidden Village and Become a Black Skin Hot Girl..." now."
Before he finished speaking, Tooe was kicked away by Risa: "You are enough!!! Don't let the children instill strange hobbies!!!"
"Sorry... I was too nervous just now, and it seemed like I accidentally entered something strange... Hahaha... Hahaha..." Fu Jiang touched his head awkwardly.
"Beat my dad... I can't forgive me... my family is my last bottom line..." Yu Xin clenched his fists and his face was full of anger, his body bursting with fiery red chakra, his ponytails flying in the air, walking towards Lisha step by step, leaving deep footprints on the floor every step.
"Nani!!!" Risa's face twisted.
"Bridged bean sack! Ah Xin!! Illusion? Actually, that's your mommy!!" Fu Jiang threw out another illusion.
"Mommy!!!" Yu Xin instantly turned anger into joy, like a three-ton humanoid bear, step by step, opened his arms and ran towards Lisha, and each step made the floor shatter and wood chips splash.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Risa fled wildly.
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"Get out of here!!! Teach her before taking it out!!!"
Fugao roared angrily as he watched his home ruined into half of the ruins.
The autumn wind was blew, shattering the hair of three people and one cat.
"Dad, mommy... we were swept out by our uncle..." Yu Xin looked at the closed door of the mansion with tears in his eyes.
"At this time, Dad will teach you a gesture." Toojiang raised his middle finger.
Four people raised their middle fingers at the same time.
"Don't worry, A Xin, we have our own home..." Li Sha touched Yu Xin's head, which was not much shorter than him.
"Really? Do you have a TV and a refrigerator full of food at home?!" Yu Xin's eyes shined.
Fu Jiang thought about the scene of Yu Xin holding a wooden barrel to dry rice.
"Well...we have a lot of cats made of pure natural chicken breasts without any additives..."
"What's the cat? Sanwan?"
"Cat...Cat Duri! Yes, Cat Duri!" Sanmaru nodded wildly.
"Don't always give your children that kind of food, it will turn into a cat." Risa rolled her eyes wildly.
"We are obviously the poorest, why do we have to keep a big wooden barrel?" Fu Jiang held his knees and hugged him in autism and snowflakes floated on his head.
...
The four returned to their homes.
Fortunately, the Uchiha tribe is located on the edge of the village. The black wind blowing from the Rashomon did not affect it here, and the house was still very clean.
As soon as I opened the door, there were sunflowers with yarn on the table facing the door, swaying gently on the left and right.
Suddenly it turned around and looked at the door.
"There is an enemy!!" Risa was so shocked that she was about to draw her sword.
But Yu Xin's eyes emitted a longing light, his hands opened and closed, and his saliva flowed out: "It looks really delicious..."
Sunflower shook her head in a frightened and frantically.
"Asin... this... can't be eaten..." Lisha hugged Yu Xin's waist and pressed her legs against the floor, but she could not stop Yu Xin's pace.
"Fujiang... take Akui away..." Risa gritted her teeth and used all her strength.
But there was no response.
Turning his head and looking.
But I saw Fu Jiang holding Yu Xin and being attracted by the sunflower. He brought a box and tried his best to hide his candy.
Chapter completed!